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Female Bruce Pearl and more FaceApp Fun


The latest iPhone app taking over the internet is FaceApp, a photo filter app that lets you see what you’d look like older, younger, hotter, or even as a member of the opposite sex. Because it’s a relatively slow news day and we probably won’t hear much from the UofL/NCAA meeting until later, I decided to have some fun with the app. For instance, if you’ve ever wondered what Bruce Pearl would look like as a woman, well, you have your answer right at the top of this post. What about…

Bam Adebayo as an old man


We always joke that Bam looks like he’s 40 years old, but that’s what he may look like when he’s 80.

Devin Booker as an old man


Even as an old man, Booker still has a baby face.

Bruce Pearl as a woman, a hottie, and an old man


Female Bruce looks like a lot of people I know.

Rick Pitino as an old(er) man


Basically Rick right now if he didn’t dye his hair.

Rick Pitino as a hottie


So, Rick when he came to Kentucky.

Rick Pitino as a woman


Is it just me, or does he look like a busted Angelina Jolie? This will haunt my dreams.

Matthew Mitchell as an old man


So, essentially, Fred Willard.

This is my favorite…

John Calipari as an old man

Calipari often jokes about how the Kentucky job has aged him and FaceApp verifies that. Check out Cal’s headshot from 2009, his first year at Kentucky, and FaceApp’s old Calipari on the right:


Now, compare FaceApp Old Calipari (left) with Calipari’s 2016 headshot (right):


Pretty spot on.

What about the KSR crew?

Matt Jones as an old man


Looks like time will be pretty kind to our fearless leader.

Drew Franklin as a young man


So, basically, the same Drew Franklin as the one in our masthead. Got it.

Ryan Lemond as an old man


He looks like the nicest grandpa ever.

Nick Roush as an old man


Glad to see Old Man Roush hangs on to that hair. Now, the most disturbing…

Me as a guy


Yikes! It’s like looking at my brother with shorter hair.

Article written by Mrs. Tyler Thompson

No, I will not make you a sandwich, but you can follow me on Twitter @MrsTylerKSR or email me.

12 Comments for Female Bruce Pearl and more FaceApp Fun

  1. secrick
    2:09 pm April 20, 2017 Permalink

    Thanks Tyler, Needed a good laugh this afternoon.

  2. Sentient Third Eye
    2:16 pm April 20, 2017 Permalink

    Bam is one pudding pop away from being mistaken for Cosby.

  3. tfraley96
    2:24 pm April 20, 2017 Permalink

    There is no way Calipari did not visit the spray tan place an hour before taking that picture lol

  4. Mathlete
    2:33 pm April 20, 2017 Permalink

    I love how “old Rick Pitino” is more like “slightly older Rick Pitino”

    • J-Dub421
      3:08 pm April 20, 2017 Permalink

      More like, “What Rick Pitino looks like when he doesn’t dye his hair.”

    • Mathlete
      3:16 pm April 20, 2017 Permalink

      Regina Pitino (Ricky P’s new weekend nickname) looks like she’s about to hear the jury render a verdict in her meth dealing case too

    • 4everblue
      4:44 pm April 20, 2017 Permalink

      Even more like what Rick Pitino looks like without dyed hair and botox…..

  5. Allison
    2:33 pm April 20, 2017 Permalink

    Mrs. Tyler: KSR comedic genius 🙂

    Thanks for the pick-me-up this afternoon!

  6. timewilltell
    2:45 pm April 20, 2017 Permalink

    Good laugh on a raining day! Thanks Double T.

  7. Go_Wildcats_Go
    3:51 pm April 20, 2017 Permalink

    Mrs. Tyler is the best! Thanks for this post.

  8. ClutchCargo
    5:14 pm April 20, 2017 Permalink

    I really expected the older Rick Pitino to look more like the Crypt Keeper than he does.

  9. justafish2002
    12:39 am April 21, 2017 Permalink

    Tyler what one of you as a brunette?