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Enough Doom and Gloom, Let’s Have Fun


My man, Malik Monk, has been taking a lot of heat these past couple days for smiling and chuckling at something he found funny. He said the Florida student section singing “Happy Birthday” to him made him laugh, but we don’t know that for sure. I have some other theories on what it might’ve been that had him cracking up. It could’ve been anything…

“Hey Malik, knock knock”

Malik: “who’s there?”

“Broken pencil”

Malik: “Broken pencil who?”

“Ugh forget it. It’s pointless”



“Hey Malik, what do you call a deer with no eyes?”

Malik: “Oh man, I give up!”

“No eye-dear!”



“So now what do you call a deer with no eyes AND no legs?”

Malik: “Hmm, no clue!”

“Still no eye-dear!”


“Hey Malik, knock knock”

Malik: “who’s there?”

“Doorbell repair man”

Malik: “Doorbell rep-…”


“Yo Malik, check this out!” [raises phone]


Malik: monklaugh2

Alright now, gang, we’ve had a good laugh. Let’s remember that sports are fun and everything is going to be fine. Now, time to relax and watch our boys (who actually care about the games they’re playing in a whole lot) take care of business. Go Cats.


Article written by Barrett Lindsey

I drive a Saturn. Here's my twitter handle that you probably won't follow: @BarrySliceKSR

5 Comments for Enough Doom and Gloom, Let’s Have Fun

  1. Ridge Runner
    6:22 pm February 7, 2017 Permalink

    Hope he & Briscoe aren’t sitting together at a funeral. Just sayin

  2. 4everblue
    6:43 pm February 7, 2017 Permalink

    Well that was a really unfunny…

  3. t_f_licker
    10:02 pm February 7, 2017 Permalink

    Hey I’ve got one! What do you call someone who laughs when his team just got destroyed, (yet we’re supposed to treat it like it’s no big deal) and who hasn’t had a rebound in 2 games?
    Malik Monk

  4. CvilleWildcat
    7:52 am February 8, 2017 Permalink

    Am I looking to much into this but it seems like Bam is like that older brother who tells his younger brother to just shut up or he’s going to get into more trouble? But the younger brother keeps it up and keeps it up. Notice Bam says something to the Briscoe, Monk, & Fox and doesn’t crack a smile about it as Cal walks by but the those three laugh and hide their face as he goes by. I would really like to know what Bam said to them because its almost as if those three don’t respect Cal.