If there was one takeaway from last night’s huge win, it was that Coach Cal needs to continue coaching in a pullover.
Here are my reasons as to why he should ditch the suit:
A pullover travels light.
“You know what, I might. I might. It’d be nice to travel this light,” Calipari said after the game.
Cal will never have to iron.
Who likes ironing? No one.
The pullover will never show sweat marks.
No coach likes to show everyone how much they sweat during a game. Pullover = problem solved.
Cal will never have to worry that his shirt will get untucked.
When Cal gets ejected, he will never have to worry about this happening.
Cal will never have to pick out a tie.
I can’t imagine picking out a tie twice a week to match your suit is fun.
Cal can workout right after the game without changing.
Cal will never have to worry about bringing extra clothes to the game to work out after. He can go straight from the game to the treadmill without changing.
I hate the gray stripe suit Cal wears.
I really hate this suit. Sorry, Coach.
Pullovers are comfortable.
So light and breezy.
Cal has never lost a game when wearing a pullover.
Numbers don’t lie.