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A dramatic reading of "Breaking Cardinal Rules"

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Have you ever wondered what it would be like to hear your favorite KSR personalities read quotes from “Breaking Cardinal Rules”? Me too.

Article written by Mrs. Tyler Thompson

No, I will not make you a sandwich, but you can follow me on Twitter @MrsTylerKSR or email me.

55 Comments for A dramatic reading of "Breaking Cardinal Rules"



  1. Zaphod
    8:21 pm October 7, 2015 Permalink

    Well this is the best thing ever.



    • Johndroid
      11:46 pm October 7, 2015 Permalink

      +1



  2. I wonder????
    8:22 pm October 7, 2015 Permalink

    Do you think Jared Lorenzen could win the hotdog eating competition???? Its a serious question.



  3. 34 Cat
    8:26 pm October 7, 2015 Permalink

    Holy Moly – this is the greatest – and I do mean the GREATEST segment in the history of KSR. Well done – well done, indeed.



  4. Allison
    8:32 pm October 7, 2015 Permalink

    Well that was the best 7 minutes of my day!



  5. James
    8:32 pm October 7, 2015 Permalink

    Dedicated to Tard Nation…get those banners on velcro, those bitches be coming down faster than Benhaen on a water bong.

    LC14nication 4LIFE



  6. Neil
    8:35 pm October 7, 2015 Permalink

    Maybe the best thing KSR has ever done. Well played.



  7. MacGruber
    8:41 pm October 7, 2015 Permalink

    They need to close that ho house down!



  8. Useless Knowledge
    8:42 pm October 7, 2015 Permalink

    Mrs. Tyler, great job putting this together. You and fake Lou Holtz are awesome.



  9. Rick
    8:49 pm October 7, 2015 Permalink

    This is brilliant. Thank you KSR. I’m going to nominate it for a Grammy!



  10. PatPattersonISwalkingthruthatdoor
    8:50 pm October 7, 2015 Permalink

    OK, now we really need to have Obrzut on KSR live to discuss UofL’s Lack of Prostitutional Control



  11. Rick
    8:50 pm October 7, 2015 Permalink

    Grand Slam!



  12. realme
    8:52 pm October 7, 2015 Permalink

    Really fine work y’all. Beautiful.



  13. Tommycatsfan
    8:57 pm October 7, 2015 Permalink

    I won’t sleep tonight because I can’t stop watching this. This is beautiful !!! Thank you KSR! Thank you.
    This is a keeper and a classic! Thank God we have UL in this state!



  14. Catsall
    9:04 pm October 7, 2015 Permalink

    Drop the mic…..you ain’t beating this shit



  15. Burntblue727
    9:19 pm October 7, 2015 Permalink

    Fake Lou Holtz wins hands down! But that was great by all indeed.



  16. Memphis UK Cat
    9:34 pm October 7, 2015 Permalink

    OMG, love you KSR! The best!



  17. jc
    9:41 pm October 7, 2015 Permalink

    THAT is setting the bar HIGH!
    Epic KSR.



  18. WandaWoman
    9:43 pm October 7, 2015 Permalink

    Y’all are seriously crazy!! And I love you for it!!!



  19. Brooks
    9:48 pm October 7, 2015 Permalink

    Well that might be my favorite KSR post ever



  20. CJ
    9:53 pm October 7, 2015 Permalink

    Hilarious! Great work Tyler! KSR is the best!



  21. mes4uk
    9:54 pm October 7, 2015 Permalink

    A really great post, KSR. I was just wondering if all this will result in U of L having to take the
    2013 Championship banner down, and if so will Pitino have to give his tatoo back?



  22. Jeff
    10:05 pm October 7, 2015 Permalink

    Best KSR post ever!



  23. L1CWhore
    10:06 pm October 7, 2015 Permalink

    Matt, go ahead run for Congress. KSR is done, as good as your crew is, you will never top this.

    I’ve been to this site daily for 8 years now and this dramatic read is by far the best work. Fake Lou and Fake Barney killed it. Orbz and Ryan rocked and Tyler your the best. Genius! !!!!!



    • CATandMONKEY
      10:30 pm October 7, 2015 Permalink

      This piece really is the zenith for KSR. Best part is these jokes actually did… write themselves.
      Brilliant production.



  24. BlueFrog
    11:13 pm October 7, 2015 Permalink

    Not gonna lie, kinda hot to hear T Thompson talk dirty like that 😂😂😳😳😳



    • CalvaryCatFan
      11:49 pm October 7, 2015 Permalink

      I’m right there with you.



    • Jtgreen34
      9:20 am October 8, 2015 Permalink

      Yep, me too!!

      That was great!!



  25. Boss Hogg
    11:21 pm October 7, 2015 Permalink

    Awesome! Great work! However, the negative side of me thinks Skal will be ineligible. Seems like every time we laugh at the tards downfall, something bad happens to us.



    • Ha!
      11:47 pm October 7, 2015 Permalink

      Hush up, troll.



  26. CalvaryCatFan
    11:48 pm October 7, 2015 Permalink

    Best Thing Ever. Can’t stop watching it. Thank You



  27. say WHAT?
    11:52 pm October 7, 2015 Permalink

    damn BlueFrog…talk about putting a downer on a good thread…has the NCAA STILL not made Skal eligible with freakin’ Big Blue Madness just days away? yeah…we all remember Enes as The Undertaker…but man…don’t bring me down man…please…



    • say WHAT?
      11:53 pm October 7, 2015 Permalink

      oh damn…sorry BlueFrog…guess it was Boss Hogg…coulda swore…so previous post to BossHogg…



    • Booby Petrino
      9:11 am October 8, 2015 Permalink

      sad try, loser. Go to Card Chronicle and talk hookers. We’ll be fine with our without Skal.



  28. BenHur
    12:11 am October 8, 2015 Permalink

    This is top quality stuff here guys, well done. Also, to the Skal trolls, it’s all good man. We all knew there was a chance this was going to be difficult. Let it play out, and live your lives. It’s not like we are UL, the single most disgusting sports program in the country. Life is good for UK fans.



    • Ha!
      12:35 am October 8, 2015 Permalink

      Life is VERY good. 😉



    • Ha!
      8:57 am October 8, 2015 Permalink

      I love My Cats and onanism



    • Ha!
      11:28 am October 8, 2015 Permalink

      It’s even better when trolls take your name and then make themselves and their sad little fan base look even MORE stupid.

      Its been a bad couple of weeks for them! 😉



  29. Paducah Cat
    2:25 am October 8, 2015 Permalink

    I don’t even have the words to describe how funny this is. Bravo KSR.



  30. BBNBIGTIME
    5:55 am October 8, 2015 Permalink

    Who is the guy with the pipe at the end?



    • amirite
      10:08 am October 8, 2015 Permalink

      pretty sure that’s tomlin



  31. Roofus Howls
    7:02 am October 8, 2015 Permalink

    The only thing that could improve this would have been a reading from Kige. Is he still a friend of KSR? If he is, please have him do a reading and make an edit – or a sequel.



  32. Chef1205
    7:37 am October 8, 2015 Permalink

    I was watching this while trying to wake up at work, and spit Red Bull all over my monitor. You guys are gonna get me fired!!! Dam funny stuff right here!!



  33. The Bawse
    7:44 am October 8, 2015 Permalink

    Walkoff.



  34. Poppschmidty
    7:51 am October 8, 2015 Permalink

    Now this is how we should be handling this…satire is the best ire.



  35. CATandMONKEY
    8:16 am October 8, 2015 Permalink

    Next installment should feature John Short and Chester.



    • CatsBy80
      9:02 am October 8, 2015 Permalink

      would love to see chester get all fired up on one of these readings. that would be grade A comedy.



  36. CJ Johnson
    9:11 am October 8, 2015 Permalink

    I laughed so hard that I ended up having a twenty pound bowel movement



  37. JasonH
    9:14 am October 8, 2015 Permalink

    Time to shutdown the website.. Pretty sure nothing will ever be able to top this!



    • CATandMONKEY
      9:19 am October 8, 2015 Permalink

      Perhaps not a shutdown but this vid and the sequels that are certain to follow deserve a dedicated YouTube channel.



  38. Rixter
    10:27 am October 8, 2015 Permalink

    They had Jonathon Miller do a segment, but it was 90 minutes long, they had to cut it.



    • BBNBIGTIME
      10:54 am October 8, 2015 Permalink

      Rixter for the win. That made me laugh!



  39. Tr
    11:30 am October 8, 2015 Permalink

    As my friend from Australia said “Calipari keep recruiting good looking athletes that don’t need help getting a date. “



  40. Chris
    7:49 pm October 9, 2015 Permalink

    I’m a long time KSR follower and this is simply the best