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March 10, 2011

Three Big East officials voluntarily withdraw from Tournament

Mrs. Tyler Thompson 2:00pm March 10, 2011 3/10/11

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Rutgers coach Mike Rice is pissed. Give him a caption, please! After royally botching up the end of the St. John’s/Rutgers game yesterday, Jim Burr, Tim Higgins and Earl Walton have withdrawn from the Big East Tournament. In case you were in a cave or something, here’s what happened. With 1.7 seconds left and Rutgers…

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March 9, 2011

SEC Tournament Survival Guide for the Office

Mrs. Tyler Thompson 5:00pm March 9, 2011 3/9/11

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How a Tennessee fan watches the games at work Earlier, Beisner told you what to do and where to go if you’re one of the awesome, lucky people that will be in Atlanta for the SEC Tournament. Those of you stuck at home/work (like me) are probably trying to figure out how to catch the…

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March 7, 2011

The “P” Word

Mrs. Tyler Thompson 9:30pm March 7, 2011 3/7/11

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March is a month of change; the weather changes, the landscape changes, and people change. Casual basketball fans suddenly become experts, filling out brackets with feigned precision (and a little help from ESPN). The most fervent of us plan to get sick according to the tournament schedule so we can watch without fear of being…

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March 4, 2011

The Bruce Pearl Diaries

Mrs. Tyler Thompson 5:15pm March 4, 2011 3/4/11

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Thanks to an undisclosed women’s basketball team assistant, I was able to once more take a look at Bruce Pearl’s diary, his most prized possession (aside from his Weird Al Yankovic CD collection). Enjoy! March 3, 2011 Dear Diary, I must admit, I’m feeling a little down tonight. Sure, my team just beat South Carolina,…

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March 3, 2011

The Picture Bruce Pearl Didn’t Want You to See

Mrs. Tyler Thompson 9:30pm March 3, 2011 3/3/11

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Remember that infamous barbeque Bruce Pearl had back in the fall of 2008? And the photo of Bruce and top recruit Aaron Craft taken in the Pearl kitchen? You know, the one that the NCAA has and Pearl claimed he doesn’t recognize? Well, thanks to Drew Franklin’s buddy at the NCAA, Chuck Wynne, I was…

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March 1, 2011

Salute your Jorts!

Mrs. Tyler Thompson 4:30pm March 1, 2011 3/1/11

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Well, Josh, it was the best of times, and it was the worst of times; it was the season of darkness, it was the season of light. And through it all, you kept us laughing. From being trapped in the bathroom stall (still waiting on Drew Franklin to recreate that R. Kelly masterpiece) to breaking…

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February 24, 2011

Reality Bites

Mrs. Tyler Thompson 9:30pm February 24, 2011 2/24/11

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The day after a Kentucky loss sucks. As Kentucky fans, we force ourselves to relive each mistake, dissect each fatal flaw, and wallow in the land of “what-ifs.” Today’s mood is particularly apocalyptic though (“Doron Lamb’s quitting!” “Terrence Jones has no talent!” “This makes me want to cheer for Louisville!”). Heck, even Fake Barney was…

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February 23, 2011

Anatomy of the Enemy: Rotini Clarke

Mrs. Tyler Thompson 5:00pm February 23, 2011 2/23/11

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Like his brother Fusilli Jerry, Rotini Clarke has been defying expectations since childbirth. Born on July 20, 1989 to parents Penne and Ziti Clarke, Rotini made a name for himself as a sharpshooter with an uncanny ability to twist out of double teams, thanks in large part to his tight helix shape. Look familiar? Clarke…

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February 21, 2011

Got “Meh”?

Mrs. Tyler Thompson 9:15pm February 21, 2011 2/21/11

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A hot topic of conversation around here lately has been the overwhelming sense of “meh” surrounding this Kentucky team. Sure, they’re doing okay, there’s lots of talent and March Madness is just around the corner. We’ve won some big games (remember how good beating Louisville felt? How we ruined Bruce Pearl’s comeback?), but in your…

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February 20, 2011

UK Hoops beats Vandy 80-71

Mrs. Tyler Thompson 8:00pm February 20, 2011 2/20/11

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Hey Coach Mitchell, can you teach me how to Dougie? While the rest of you were dallying outside and going about your Sundays, the UK Women’s basketball team beat Vandy, 80-71, marking the first time the program has won in Nashville in 25 years. Keyla Snowden, who has been slumping as of late, was the…

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