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July 19, 2011

Please Consider Helping This Big Blue Family

The Fake Gimel Martinez 10:45am July 19, 2011 7/19/11

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A few weeks back Matt mentioned the tragic loss of Wildcats fan Jonathan McIntyre. Jonathan leaves behind a wife and two young sons. The family has set up a college fund for Jonathan’s children; click on the “more…” link below for details. If you were one of Jonathan’s many online friends or would like to…

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June 19, 2011

I’m Not For Sure How I Feel About Dad Rap Featuring A UK Sports Visor

The Fake Gimel Martinez 9:00am June 19, 2011 6/19/11

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Verily not all Kentucky fans who wear UK visors are d-bags. I understand the preference of a visor over a ballcap when one is playing golf. But every time I see a sport visor, I think of two specific people: Steve Spurrier and Hal Mumme. It takes more effort than should be necessary for me…

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June 13, 2011

I Want This Man To Become A Kentucky Wildcat Fan

The Fake Gimel Martinez 4:00pm June 13, 2011 6/13/11

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Watch the video. Now imagine: * Flula creating a rap song for the 2011-12 season. * Flula accosting Jerry Tipton. * Flula interviewing Rick Pitino. You think I’m joking but I’m not. This man should be purchased, shipped to Kentucky and given only UK2K shirts to wear.

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June 1, 2011

Your Guide to Spotting and Reporting Compadres of the Triumvirate

The Fake Gimel Martinez 4:00pm June 1, 2011 6/1/11

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Big Blue Nation is facing its greatest crisis of this week: Journalists who choose to ignore stories that glorify and support Coach John Calipari. The Triumvirate is well-known, but their associates remain hidden among us. Don’t panic! We True Blue fans at Kentucky Sports Radio have organized this guide towards identifying and reporting these agents…

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May 19, 2011

I’ll Have One, Neat

The Fake Gimel Martinez 7:00pm May 19, 2011 5/19/11

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There are more fantastic college football coach advertisements at EveryDayShouldBeSaturday.com.

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May 18, 2011

Scandals! Screaming! Sashes! The Untold Story of KSR is Coming Soon

The Fake Gimel Martinez 4:45pm May 18, 2011 5/18/11

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The rumors are true! We can now look forward to seeing the tell-all ESPN Book “Those Guys Have All The Fun” that will be released May 24th. ESPN has been a massive part of my sports-enjoying life; back in the mid-1990s I’d make excuses to stay late at my grandfather’s and uncles’ houses to catch…

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May 12, 2011

Unearthed .gif of The Real Gimel Martinez Dancing

The Fake Gimel Martinez 10:30am May 12, 2011 5/12/11

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Image from gimeljumparound.ytmnd.com; thanks to @rcpeck2 for finding it. Don’t you want to see this man — albeit older but still just as awesome — play against the Dominican Republic national team in August? Please say so in the comments.

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May 11, 2011

On! On! U of Lawsuit!

The Fake Gimel Martinez 4:00pm May 11, 2011 5/11/11

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Lost in the excitement of the past few weeks — I share your excitement about those Washington Wizards uniforms! — was the news that Papa John’s is being sued for using the “On! On! U of K” fight song in a commercial. In the lawsuit filed in New York, Bro ‘N Sis Music claims that…

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April 20, 2011

The Sad Gasp of The Cult of RMK

The Fake Gimel Martinez 4:00pm April 20, 2011 4/20/11

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As the maintainer of the #iulol brand, I found immense joy in the recent Bob Knight outburst and subsequent backlash against the General. Bob Knight’s apology was not “sorry I spoke about something I had no actual knowledge about.” Instead it was “sorry I mentioned Kentucky,” which is equal parts surprising (that ESPN actually forced…

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March 30, 2011

Hail to the Victorious Past!

The Fake Gimel Martinez 4:15pm March 30, 2011 3/30/11

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This afternoon we remember those who gave their sweat and blood to represent Kentucky Wildcat basketball, yet fell short of reaching a Final Four: * Tayshaun Prince — Slayer of Tar Heels and mighty Wildcat Captain * Jules Camara — Block Engine. * J. P. Blevins — Drainer of 3’s When Defense Doubled-Down * Keith…

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