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Your Wednesday Show Thread

I don’t really have anything witty to add here.  Just know that Matt is punching the airwaves in the gonads this morning in his final show before Atlanta.  Things will get started with an announcement regarding, well, you’ll just have to find out.  And the Turkey Hunter is in the studio!  The fun will only continue from there.

Here’s what else Matt will be talking about today:

* Your guide to Atlanta

* Continuing the momentum

* Some female advice for a young male listener

* Matt’s announcement

The comments game also continues this week and your participation in the comments’ section gives you a chance to win some money. Each day, the two best comments will be selected by Matt and Zach and placed into a weekly drawing for $200, courtesy of Fan Outfitters. Winners will finally be posted tomorrow.

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Article written by Thomas Beisner

304 Comments for Your Wednesday Show Thread



  1. 193
    10:05 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    BOOSH!



  2. Not_old_school
    10:06 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Tuck Fommy Turtleneck

    #BashWednesday



  3. bleedblueky
    10:06 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    FIRST 🙂



  4. Tornado Warning
    10:06 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Matt Said he’s gonna start with an announcement so here I come



  5. bleedblueky
    10:06 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    OOPS!



  6. Not_old_school
    10:07 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Shannon the Dude is about as useful as a discarded BTI article.



  7. crybaby
    10:07 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Tell Turkey Hunter hello from Hoptown.



  8. dmc
    10:08 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    OMG Matts coming out of the closet. Just Kidding



  9. Not_old_school
    10:08 am March 9, 2011 Permalink


  10. Matt
    10:09 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Anytime someone discusses health I get worried.



  11. WiLdCATfan4life
    10:10 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Isn’t this picture the guy that said ” Hide your Kids, Hide your Wife, Hide your husband, because they rapping everybody out here.”



  12. dmc
    10:10 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Sorry to hear that Matt



  13. WiLdCATfan4life
    10:10 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Glad you are ok man.



  14. Chris Duncan
    10:11 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    I’m in the middle of an all nighter for my journalism law class and I dozed off about an hour ago. I had a dream that I met the turkey hunter.



  15. Stuckatwork
    10:12 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    I can’t listen. What’s the announcement?



  16. mudcat
    10:12 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Seizures are SCARY thing to witness when you are not expecting them…not a funny thing.



  17. dmc
    10:12 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Matt, have you ever thought about going to the Mayo clinic?



  18. TKE_
    10:13 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Odd that IheartRadio doesn’t list WKJK today. Had to use your link… Mockneck Khamenei?



  19. KSR1080Fan
    10:13 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Prayers for and with you Matt.
    P.S. Get rid of the Pepsi Max (and anything like it)



  20. UK_Fan
    10:13 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Now your pain Matt. My wife has epilepsy, and it can take it tolls. The functions of the brain are amazing.



  21. CALCUTTA 2011
    10:14 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Matt – Are you making this year? I heard it’s at J Bruce’s house!



  22. CatsFan03
    10:14 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Hope for the best on the health issues Matt. Appreciate the strength to make it through even though you had to depend on “Card Nurses”. Reminds me of when Reagen was shot and he asked his surgeons to verify they were Republican before going in.



  23. Memphis Dance Team Member
    10:14 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Matt we have a lot in common



  24. CALCUTTA 2011
    10:14 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Or are you too big time now?



  25. dublar
    10:15 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Hope all is well with you Matt. And make sure you wear clean underwear so you dont get caught in the hospital with skid marks.



  26. Al's IndiCats
    10:15 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    I have a few friends that has Epilepsi…With meds they have normal lives Good luck Matt



  27. NotTheSlickistRick
    10:15 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Glad to hear you are feeling better. You still sound a bit weak. Take care of yourself



  28. AH
    10:15 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Hope you start feeling better this weekend Matt! Look forward to seeing you guys at Stats on Friday. Safe Travels.



  29. NotTheSlickistRick
    10:16 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    25) Macon Vol should be in charge of checking that out this week.



  30. Al's IndiCats
    10:16 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    How many Tornado warning we having today Turtleneck? My bet is 5!



  31. Chauncey's Khaki's
    10:16 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Was it Epilpepsi or did ya hook up with Sypher last night?



  32. 78 NCAA Champions
    10:16 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Stay well and wishing you the best! Go Big Blue!



  33. Wakecat
    10:17 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Matt, Don’t be naive. It wasn’t a seizure. It was an attempted hit by Jurich.



  34. deer boss
    10:17 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    23…that is wrong, but you have my vote for the 200 bucks.



  35. Al's IndiCats
    10:17 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Turtle neck with Voodoo doll, be careful Matt



  36. Nathan
    10:17 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Matt’s version of vasectomy madness
    Hope you’re doing well.



  37. TommyT46
    10:18 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    On a serious side,Prayers are offered up for you Matt. on the silly side..at least that was ONE way to get out of that speech:)



  38. A'holes Twitter
    10:18 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    I just saw Matt have a medical emergency LMAO



  39. JortShorts
    10:18 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Matt, anyone that uses your medical issues as an opportunity to criticize you has has more issues than just being a UL fan. Stay strong my brother!



  40. Question
    10:19 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Do they still have the great steak place in the food court there



  41. madmardigan
    10:20 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Turkey Hunter sounds a little bit like an NPR DJ…

    Does he like Schweddy Balls?



  42. Jasper DeKimmel
    10:20 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    F*n Turtleneck Tommy is unbelieveably powerful. First the tornado warning, then a seizure? Matt, was that the warning to “tone it down a notch” you were talking about?



  43. dmc
    10:20 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    39) Amen Brother



  44. Seneca
    10:21 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    You’ve got full support from me, Matt. You are in my prayers. My father lived with epilepsy for 60 years. Ironically he got it when he hit his head playing basketball when he was a teenager. I never asked him if he scored on the play. 🙂
    Keep the faith, young man.



  45. Jimmy Dykes
    10:21 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Why does all of DJ’s shout outs have to be about alchahol? Poor DJ.



  46. Chauncey's Khaki's
    10:22 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    My grandma has epilpepsi too, Handsom James.



  47. Dr. Handsome Jimmy
    10:22 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    I bet this call ends up talking about how the cards win the big east tourney



  48. Jessdogky
    10:23 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    can someone please tell us what the announcement was???????



  49. macon_volfan
    10:23 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    #25-will do



  50. Who's sick of Jimmy?
    10:24 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    EVERYONE. Stop calling.



  51. Seth
    10:25 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Matt, I have something important to say. Pete Tham…. BEEEP, BEEEEP, BEEEP. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY BROADCAST…. ove it where the sun don’t shine. That is all.



  52. ExtremeD23
    10:25 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Handsome Jimmy just said Matt could live forever. Is Matt the Highlander?



  53. BlueFins
    10:25 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    HJ is trying to calm the savage beast(Matt). HJ, Matt fears no Turtleneck!



  54. dmc
    10:25 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    48) Matt won the lottery



  55. GummyBear
    10:26 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Handsome Jimmy is unlistenable… he stutters worse than King George naked in a snow storm.



  56. macon_volfan
    10:26 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Matt, we’ve talked about this before. “Older Women” is by Roddy McDowell.



  57. Jessdogky
    10:27 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    54) haha, but not really. it sounds like something health related, epilepsy? can someone plz write what matt said thanks.



  58. CATlanta
    10:27 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Matt, I wish you nothing but the best!

    What is the name of the sports bar KSR will be broadcasting from?



  59. Mash Davis
    10:27 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Hey Matt, when is part 3 of your all access article coming out?



  60. PhD_History
    10:28 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    23 is the winner…that was great!



  61. matthew
    10:28 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    What’s the fancy pants announcement?



  62. knightynight
    10:28 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    what was the announcement?



  63. Al's IndiCats
    10:28 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Looserville has the lead in all that greasy and slimy, oh any kind of hair products



  64. Jrod
    10:28 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    You have to get a drop of Handsome Jimmy saying the word epilepsy! He was all over the place.



  65. TommyT46
    10:29 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Its Stats BAR and Grill



  66. dmc
    10:29 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Do you know how CBS has that button you can push if your watching a game online at work and the screen changes so your boss doesn’t know what your doing. We need a button like that for this, drew what do you think



  67. BigCatDaddy4263
    10:30 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Why don’t we go down to the mall on Monday between the hours of 12-3 and protest the radio show and chant and show signs of Matt Jones..



  68. BlueFins
    10:30 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Matt, what happened to the Matt from yesterday! Remember, NO HOLDS BARRED when it comes to UL!!!



  69. mudcat
    10:30 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    57) he had seizure in front of a group of people last night and told listeners he has had epilepsy for 6 years.



  70. Jessdogky
    10:30 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    come on what’s going on with Matt? did he get hurt? what’s going on?



  71. NotTheSlickistRick
    10:30 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    62) Vasectomy Madness!



  72. Jessdogky
    10:31 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    69) THANK YOU!!!



  73. Bob
    10:31 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    I could really use 200 bones. Lol



  74. dmc
    10:32 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    57)i don’t think that we have any stenographers in the house today (or hizzy if you are a cards fan)



  75. Al's IndiCats
    10:32 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Instead of Vasectomy commericals, you all should get breast enhancement infomericals…..



  76. Chauncey's Backward UL Hatboggan
    10:32 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Matt, say away from JACK3D.



  77. CvilleWildcat
    10:32 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Turtleneck Tuesday almost got the best of Matt Jones but in the end KSR prevailed!!!



  78. B
    10:32 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    67 – I like it! We also need signs saying things about Jurich.



  79. NotTheSlickistRick
    10:33 am March 9, 2011 Permalink


  80. Grrrrrrr
    10:34 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    not today Kevin



  81. Calipari's Hyperbole
    10:34 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Dude (Kush Patel) is from Bardstown, my daughter went to school with him at Bardstown High School. Get Boones Butcher Shop on the job.



  82. NotTheSlickistRick
    10:34 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    75) I think a contest to judge those would be in order. You, I and Sexn will be the judges.



  83. Chester from Paint Lick
    10:35 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Matt, I was just wonderin if you met any attractive nurses last night? I don’t know if I mentioned this but women’s basketball players need to wear makeup and shorter jerseys. If you got any numbers last night bossman Joe Eaton and I will take them off your hands.



  84. Al's IndiCats
    10:35 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Infomericals with before and after shots



  85. Wakecat
    10:35 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Kush Patel looks real tough in a pink bow-tie and cummerbund. Thanks Facebook.



  86. Bob
    10:35 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Winning a national championship next year is like having sex with kobe bryant, its gonna happen!!!



  87. B
    10:35 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Man… Louisville fans are really terrified of Jurich aren’t they?!?! That’s 2 of them that have called in saying Matt needs to watch it… They live in fear of the turtleneck!



  88. Pookie Jones Fan Club
    10:36 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Matt stops wearing his balance bracelet, and look what happens. On a serious note, hope everything is okay.



  89. Will the Beast
    10:37 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Finally Slap Nuts Kevin is correct about something… KSR is the best show on Radio right now…



  90. GamedayJorts
    10:37 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    kushp777 has now taken down his twitter picture and has protected his tweets…the douchebag is scared! Get him BBN



  91. CatsFanInKnoxville
    10:37 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Looks like @kushp777 has protected his tweets now. Loser!



  92. Rob'sHairgel
    10:37 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Do you just like it when people say they are the biggest U.K. Fans? I think every Cats fan is the biggest,that’s why we have the greatest fan’s in the world!



  93. LSU John
    10:38 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    KushP777 has now locked down his twitter account…He probably wasnt counting on getting called out on the radio…i think he is scared.



  94. mudcat
    10:38 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    72) I don’t know if the # of years are right, but it was a very embarrassing moment for him. He is fine, but enough people saw it and one UL fan has made ignorant comments about the seizure via twitter.



  95. MMC
    10:38 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Seizures are scary. I am 37 and had my first seizure at 17, No one has ever been able to explain why…Medication works, usually…You are right they are mostly embarrassing and really frustrating. Be careful driving.



  96. TrinityPills
    10:38 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Hahahah. In the last 5 minutes, he locked his twitter account.



  97. TBone
    10:38 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    LOL!!! That douche just set his twitter page to protected! What a P—Y!!!!



  98. NotTheSlickistRick
    10:38 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    90) HA HA Another sniveling cowardly tardinal fan.



  99. Si Senior
    10:39 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Matt is bi-WINNING



  100. Jack
    10:39 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    I am quite spry for 90!



  101. Stafford
    10:40 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Don’t feel bad about it being in the public now. Its just an opportunity to see how much love there is for you. None more impressive than being blessed with a gorgeous girl who not only puts up with you but has your back. You’re a lucky man, Matt Jones.



  102. the anit-cat
    10:41 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Glad you are ok. I disagree with you on 99.339999% of your statements and inuendo, but we do have common ground that we both hate Rush and his didiots of followers. Anyway, back to the hate…



  103. TBone
    10:41 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Kush Patel. Thanks for listening to the show and your continued support. Jagoff!



  104. NotTheSlickistRick
    10:43 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    HA HA Now the Douche has taken down his twitter account.



  105. Will the Beast
    10:43 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    How dumb could Kushy be???

    Really???

    What’s that old saying “When you “F” with the bull… you get the horns”

    Give this dude Hell….

    Put his photo up… keep on making all types of fun of the idiot



  106. NotTheSlickistRick
    10:44 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    James never wear a flatbilled Tardinal hat



  107. TheWaitFor8
    10:44 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    James – Take her to a nice Italian restaurant.



  108. Hello Matts Dating Service
    10:45 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    James first take her to skyline, then go to a play about point break, then a UK game and have a late dinner at porcinni



  109. Catfan123
    10:46 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    You can’t have a drivers license if you’ve been diagnosed with a seizure disorder right? Isn’t there a certain amount of time that must pass after a seizure before you can obtain your license again? You could see if Gillespie’s personal driver is still available!



  110. Hello Handsome jimmys dating Service
    10:47 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    James, take her to applebees (get a salad on the side) wear a 6x silva jersey and you in.



  111. Winston
    10:47 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    The fact that old boy’s tweet used a “not” joke is almost as offensive as the content of the tweet.



  112. The Real Pioneer
    10:47 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    My prayers go out to you Matt. Seizures can be not only a scary thing but also something that if somewhat embarrassing if they do happen out in public. I, too, have suffered from them as well. I hope you recover fastly. Thanks again for all the work here you do with reporting UK athletics.



  113. Kevin
    10:47 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    James, you might wanna get her name bra



  114. Will the Beast
    10:48 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    James: Be Nice… Be Sincere… Wear Blue

    You may also need to shave & shower…



  115. Nathan
    10:48 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville Collegiate School girl’s are Transy Hot.



  116. Boo Boo
    10:48 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Vaught’s Droid just ate my IPhone!



  117. Jasper DeKimmel
    10:48 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Best thing about Kush Patel is his Borat-esque use of the unfunny “NOT!!!” joke.



  118. Brett Farve
    10:49 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    James, Get her cellphone number and send her a picture of the goods, works every time



  119. UK2K
    10:49 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Like you the show Matt hope you feel better…keep up the good work! btw maybe you cant get that loser to end his facebook account like he did his twitter account haha hilarious!



  120. Will the Beast
    10:50 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    this dude is a “Playa”



  121. Pookie Jones Fan Club
    10:50 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Apply some fake facial hair above your lip, turn on some Lionel Richie, pour a little Ale 8, and give the lady a mustache ride.



  122. Kidnut
    10:50 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    James is dating a debutante.



  123. Dale in TX
    10:50 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Vasectomy commercials are for UL fans who listen to KSR.
    De-Sypher the implications.



  124. dmc
    10:51 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    We need a nickname for James.



  125. Kidnut
    10:51 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    I have a feeling that Matt and Turkey Hunter will be asking James for dating advice by the time this is over.



  126. TommyT46
    10:51 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Matt knows all about those basements only he spent time with guys in the basement doing pod casts



  127. NotTheSlickistRick
    10:51 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    James is handsome Jimmy in training



  128. Al's IndiCats
    10:51 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    2 laws…One is the remote, the other is women don’t use the grill



  129. GamedayJorts
    10:52 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    HOW DARE YOU MATT JONES! I love HGTV! House Hunters is the $h!t lol



  130. dmc
    10:52 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    3rd date = 3rd base?



  131. FakeLouHoltzKSR
    10:52 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    James, on next date, tune in to my press conference on vasectomies and she’ll be putty in your handsh.



  132. Will the Beast
    10:52 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Coffee is STUPID… Tell that Tramp that Hoarders is STUPID

    Hand Wondering is very Cool

    Facebook Official is Cool if your in High School



  133. dmc
    10:52 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    125) Funny



  134. Porcini's table #2
    10:53 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    I’m avaialable for James!



  135. John Holmes
    10:53 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Kush Patel can Deep throat me…



  136. Jerry McGuire
    10:54 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    James, tell her she completes you



  137. EyewearMan
    10:54 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Is the Georgetown Drive In open yet for James?



  138. Blue Virus
    10:55 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Direct from Wiki page for Lionel:

    “Grown Iraqi men get misty-eyed by the mere mention of his name”



  139. blue beard
    10:55 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    so when are you guys going to give him advice on how he should arrive at prom? i’m getting douche chills



  140. Will the Beast
    10:55 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    James needs to get another chick to give him some time… his little sweetheart will come running



  141. ricky p
    10:55 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Tell James I said the most successful pickup line is “Smell this rag, does it smell like chloroform?”



  142. the anit-cat
    10:55 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Take her to the nail and drive it home!



  143. Chauncey's Backward UL Hatboggan
    10:57 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Do the Steve Massiello move and keep an empty bottle (filled with water and recorked) of Cristal in your fridge.



  144. John Clays Blog
    10:57 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Breaking news: Vaught’s Droid is broken in Atlanta!



  145. Jorts
    10:57 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    have you done the Poke thing (on FB) yet?



  146. EyewearMan
    10:57 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    142 I LOVE IT! LMAO



  147. bung
    10:57 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    on dates have her own snuff can for her



  148. George Castanza
    10:58 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Hope a remote family member that is out of town dies. Then make sure to go to the funeral. Everybody knows that this gives you instant boyfriend status. PS don’t bug the Minister for the Death Certificate.



  149. Jerry Tipton's mom
    10:58 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Leave my little Jerry alone, I’ll have you know he took both his sisters tho their proms…..He the pride of my good eye!



  150. Bicycle Seat Sniffer
    10:58 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Advice for James: Consult Pat Forde for haircare tips and styling suggestions.



  151. Best Advise Ever
    10:58 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Learn to play basketball really well, go to Kentucky and you’ll get any woman you want!!



  152. Kidnut
    10:58 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Hey James, The Schwab says to hone up on your sports trivia and impress her with your knowledge of Pete Incaviglia



  153. DOM PAPA
    10:58 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Wow, just what WKRD set needs… A big giant head of Matt Jones.



  154. Stroker Ace
    10:59 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Love the Lionel Richie poster: “Once, twice, Handsome Jimmy’s three times 180”



  155. NotTheSlickistRick
    10:59 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    James take her to a Dave Ramsey seminar.



  156. Fake Chester
    11:00 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    James, Borrow some money from her and don’t pay her back. She’ll never leave you alone, worked for me.



  157. PhD_History
    11:00 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    We need to know whether this kid is a UK or UL fan.



  158. Bicycle Seat Sniffer
    11:00 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    That Dave Ramsey advice was the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. I’m with Matt, down with Dave!



  159. CatsFan03
    11:01 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Not to make light of the seizure, but aren’t there easier ways to make someone else drive to Catlanta?!



  160. Handsome Jimmy's brain cells
    11:01 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Tell James to,,,uh……wait..what?



  161. DOM PAPA
    11:01 am March 9, 2011 Permalink


  162. Adonis
    11:02 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Matt, you don’t have epilepsy, you have epi-winning. I kid.



  163. Loser
    11:02 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Anyone track down the Kush kid’s facebook page???? Please post.



  164. Assistant Coach
    11:02 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Just give me the damn money.



  165. Mikeporterscrossover
    11:02 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Dickhead Rob on 1st and 10 had to throw a jab at Cal while referencing the Ohio State deal, saying “Calipari left 2 programs in ruins”. Yes, he is now a Corksucker.



  166. Charlie Sheen
    11:03 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    James, You behind in the game you should be trying to get your second goddess. #WINNING DUH



  167. wee Willy's little Winky
    11:03 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Tell James not to talk about me to her



  168. Chris Duncan
    11:03 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=505371095 <—Kush Patel’s (guy who said that horrible thing about Matt) Facebook profile



  169. KSR1080Fan
    11:04 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    If you missed turd Bobby Knight on Mike and Mike this morning
    defending OSU/Tressel here is a good transcript: (IU site)
    http://www.insidethehall.com/2011/03/09/bob-knight-defends-jim-tressel-on-mike-mike/

    When Golic pressed him, Knight said,
    “And that really impresses me that with a Notre Dame degree you are so conversant with all of this.”



  170. Zman
    11:04 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    148. That is also the hilarious double dip episode.



  171. Adolesent erection
    11:04 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    167….I know what you mean



  172. Pookie Jones Fan Club
    11:04 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Fine dining at the Tolly-Ho, followed by some Sergio Mendez on the eight track, and then re-runs of “Magnum p.i.” on A&E. Do all that, and you MIGHT… get to hold her hand. No pressure.



  173. Not_old_school
    11:04 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Kush Patel Subway magnate!



  174. glensboro icon
    11:05 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Tips for James:
    1: Take her out for a nice dinner
    2: Stick it in the pooper. Every woman loves that



  175. Leon Phelps
    11:05 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    James, What you need to do is tell this girl she’s nice. But what you’d really like to see happen is her to introduce you and put in a good word with her friend Tracy.

    You’ll never be able to get rid of her. You’re both mysterious and desirable and she is then spurrned. Classic recipe for success.

    The Ladies Man guarantees it.



  176. Fake Chester
    11:06 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Does she wear make up James?



  177. gocats123
    11:06 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Anybody know where you can find video of Sunday’s game against Tennessee. I had to go to my kids High school playoff game on Sunday and the DVR power went out so it didnt get recorded. I’ve got all the other games this season put on DVD.



  178. Adolesent erection
    11:06 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Knight will always defend everything that doesn’t mean anything to him. I wonder what he’ll say (and he will) he gets pissed about sonny boy



  179. Tomato
    11:07 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    tomoto Does it matter Bazil



  180. Al's IndiCats
    11:07 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    KNight’s a douche



  181. CATlanta
    11:08 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    For everyone going to CATlanta check out http://www.statsatl.com

    Looks like a fun place to hang out and listen to KSR LIVE!!!



  182. Just Saying
    11:09 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    James, You know what they say if there is grass on the infield, PLAY BALL!!



  183. Thorobred
    11:09 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    I think the Turkey Hunter can hold it down with Matt. WTH is Shannon the Dud I mean Dude even in the studio. This guy is to sports what Pitino is to parenthood… Never gonna happen!



  184. Totes M'Scrotes
    11:09 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    James, here are a couple games that might work: turn off the lights and play “Who’s in my mouth?” or a little game I call Just. The. Tip.



  185. Handsome Jimmy
    11:10 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    First, you need to take her down to Applebees for some fine dining!



  186. scotty boggs
    11:11 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    James, if she requires more than Moby Dick Fish Samich and a Redbox Flick…she is HIGH MAINTENANCE! Move ON!



  187. Question
    11:11 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Matt, What did you get called into the principals office for?



  188. Al's IndiCats
    11:11 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    There will not “BE” any UK listeners on their little circle jerk on radio



  189. Will the Beast
    11:11 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Tell her you have:
    – Tiger Blood running thru your veins
    – You Have Adonis DNA
    – You Are Bi-Winning
    – Your a Rock Star
    – You have Twin Angels at the house



  190. Maggard
    11:12 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Give her herpes and say, “welcome to the club.”



  191. BlueFins
    11:12 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Chester, it’s called the Family Dog. You’re right, I got a lot of action there, back in the day.



  192. Al's IndiCats
    11:13 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Oh heck he’s trying to dry hump her on the dance floor



  193. Paducah Girl
    11:13 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Matt if UK plays in DC for the first round please consider using your CBS credentials to schedule an interview with Mr. Photogenic and his gang. They will be surprised when they realize the CBS sports guy is also some guy from KY.



  194. NotTheSlickistRick
    11:13 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Chester is Awesome!



  195. Will the Beast
    11:13 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    TIGER BLOOD… that $hit apparently work… Look at Charlie



  196. Thorobred
    11:14 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    James get a room at the gault house tonight overlooking the river. Bring your MP3 player already loaded with a lets get naked mix with plenty of Tom Petty songs to boot. Have room service bring up some bubbly and fresh fruit with whip cream and the rest should take care of itself.



  197. dmc
    11:14 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    I love how Matt pulls the entertainment out of Chester on every call



  198. Chester
    11:15 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    I tell my woman to wear more make up.



  199. Al's IndiCats
    11:15 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Chester’s a stud….Not jokin’



  200. Christian County
    11:15 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Hey, Turkey Hunter! I did not realize you were from CCounty!
    I was at last nights game at Hoptown Highs gym. It was a fast paced game with CC pulling away from Madisonville in the last 5 minutes.

    Former Tennessee Vol Isiah Victor is a assistant coach for Christian County.



  201. Question
    11:15 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Chester does the dizziness only happen at the Family Dog



  202. Thorobred
    11:15 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    In the Canada. Chester is quite the character!



  203. GirlyGirl
    11:15 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    They’re 18. They need to do the friend-test now. They need to hang out with a group of friends. If she passes his friend test, and vice versa, they’ll be good to go.



  204. The Young Ladies Father
    11:16 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    I’m sure you’ve been told that in today’s world, sex without utilizing a barrier method of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate: when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I WILL KILL you.



  205. Will the Beast
    11:16 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    I liked that tournament in “The Canada”

    Chester is Awesome

    Matt you should send Chester a gift cert to Logan’s



  206. Chester dancing at Logans
    11:17 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Be careful honey, don’t step on the nut shells.



  207. CatsFanInKnoxville
    11:17 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    (197) Agreed…Chester doesn’t intend to be funny. Matt is a genius when it comes to getting the comedy out of him.



  208. Charlie Sheen
    11:18 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Get you a suitcase full of drugs. Grab a woman of the night off of Market street and have the time of your life with or without her. Hey when you play by my rules your always winning even if your paying for it!!!!



  209. Chester
    11:19 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    I’m definitely fake.



  210. Peter Griffin
    11:19 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Oh God Lionel. You have been hurt..You have been hurt by someone, that much
    is clear. Who hurt you? Who hurt you? Who hurt you, who hurt you, who hurt you.



  211. Al's IndiCats
    11:19 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Teague’s team may have a nice and easy trip to the final game of the In. state tourny…His opponent’s team star player was suspended for a fight during the sectional….seen him play several times this year. We are in for a treat. Stay at UK Terrence, Brandon and Deron, for we will be special.



  212. Now Taking Donations
    11:19 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    If you see a jar at your local store with Chesters picture on it please donate to free Chester of his dizziness aka vertigo



  213. Will the Beast
    11:19 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    She likes Thong Panties



  214. BHarp
    11:19 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    For the young guys
    Dont pull a pitino and make sure its consensual
    so dont be a fool and wrap your tool!



  215. ExtremeD23
    11:20 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Chester is the Anti-Conway Twitty. Twitty was creepy, but good with the ladies. Chester is just plain creepy.



  216. BHarp
    11:21 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    For the young guys, make sure its consensual
    or karen sypher will be the girls attorney!



  217. TrinityPills
    11:21 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    “It ain’t over until you both get your cookies. You remember I told you that.”



  218. Big move
    11:21 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Tennis and country music? Show her your fuzzy yellow balls while playing Merle Haggard!



  219. dmc
    11:22 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    The tennis tournament is in Mason, and as a bonus it’s really close to Kings Island and the great wolf lodge, could be quite the weekend.



  220. Al's IndiCats
    11:22 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Isn’t that Strongs rules from Losserville Football team



  221. Chris Duncan
    11:23 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    I think you should buy her some jorts



  222. dmc
    11:23 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    James if shes going to EKU, find another girl brother trust me



  223. BillTheCat
    11:23 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    She has a unique first name, and she is going to Richmond. That narrows the list a bit.



  224. SilverBoobie
    11:24 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    In Louisville Collegiate’s pre semester honor code discussion they simply play Michael Peterson’s ‘Drink Swear Steal and Lie’ over the loudspeaker.



  225. the anit-cat
    11:24 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    So are they going to rename this years sec tourny the UKIT considering the cushy draw the cats have?



  226. The Young Ladies Father
    11:25 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    I am going to cut off those wandering hands



  227. Bluecalizone
    11:25 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Tressel’s history is less than squeeky clean by the way, unlike ole Bobby the balllicker claims. He has actually been cited twice previously by the NCAA, not his school, but him. I know one was at Akron State for not thoroughly completing a investigation. Anyone that is a Knight fan has absolutely no regard for morals or ethics. He has zero credibility, and the simple fact that agenda driven corksuckers like him are even permitted to hold a position in the national sports media is nothing less than a travisty. These same people are permitted to make slanderous comments about Cal who has never been cited by the NCAA no matter how much mud these dickhead try to smear on the issue.



  228. Ashley Judd
    11:25 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Hello James. I believe that you should share secrets with her because that is what Terrence Jones and I did and you saw what happened in the locker room with us 😉



  229. Millie
    11:25 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    FEMALE ADVISE. Can’t get through on phone lines. But if she’s very hot, very confident and used to alot of male attention. Make comments about her gaining a little weight then wink at her. Immediatley start another topic about something that she’s really interested in. Don’t engage her about the weight comment! If she insists, tell her that she knows she looks good and try to drop it again. This will confuse her and encourage her to peel back the layers of the onion that is you. Don’t fawn all over her. Flirt with her in a very slightly insulting way. Not constantly, but occasionally. Only take this advise if she is smokin’ or you will crush her.



  230. Al's IndiCats
    11:25 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    I’d make sure Turtleneck doesn’t have a VooDoo doll of you Matt



  231. Question
    11:25 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Whats the cure for cancer Dr. Larry?



  232. Millie
    11:26 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    60% of the time, it works every time.



  233. UK ALL DAY
    11:26 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    works every time bring your girl home have some candles lite spray on some axe pop some hot pockets in the oven and start watching rocky 3 . she will be puddy in your hand after that.



  234. Anouncer
    11:27 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    James my best advice is to call her sweet cakes all the time



  235. Al's IndiCats
    11:27 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    227 Amen!!!



  236. Leon Phelps
    11:27 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    229 is DEAD ON!!!



  237. Chuck
    11:28 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    IPOD full of her favorite country songs in combination with a hot tub….and you will be WINNING!



  238. DCCat15
    11:28 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Bar Golf in Buckhead tomorrow anyone?



  239. BillTheCat
    11:28 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Cracks me up. Only wealthy kids drive old beat up “Volvos”. “I’m not rich, my Mercedes is only a C-Class.”



  240. Anchor Man
    11:28 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    James, Give her two tickets to the GUN SHOW!



  241. Wildcat Bill
    11:28 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Stop with the love advice for high school kids. Isn’t this a sports show??



  242. EBS
    11:29 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    After listening to yesterday’s show, I think Fake Tornado Warning is my new favorite caller.



  243. UK ALL DAY
    11:30 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    girls love hot pockets



  244. Jennifer
    11:31 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Don’t flirt with her friend, James. That’s a terrible idea. Flirt with her nemesis. Set up a competition.



  245. dmc
    11:31 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    James Either take her to shoot pool, or go bowling either way when your helping her shoot or bowl, your special no no place will definately will get some contact which will get her thinking about you know what. Works 100% of the time.



  246. B HARMS
    11:31 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Ask him if he ask her to wear the schoolgirl uniform when they go on these dates…..if not he should change that. There are few things hotter than school girls



  247. oldie but goodie
    11:31 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    What did The Situation get on his SAT?

    Axe body spray.



  248. Will the Beast
    11:32 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    That’s what I want… get my junk cut on and get a free pizza & some stupid peas



  249. Leon Phelps
    11:32 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Thanks for stealing my post and using it as your own BTI.



  250. Bruce Pearl's Intellect
    11:32 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    James, Nothing impresses a young lady as ripping one off and lighting it in the car with the windows rolled up…Hey take it from “the Pro”. I’m used to getting all the youngins’



  251. B
    11:32 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    JAMES – Don’t dip the pen in company ink!!!



  252. HenryCoCat
    11:32 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Roll up a pack of cigarettes in your sleeve and ask her if she wants to go steady



  253. Pookie Jones Fan Club
    11:33 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Call her a lush. She might act offended at first. But, ironically, this tactic will cause her to drink more, and eventually put-out, that night. This has worked three times.



  254. Wow
    11:33 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    That last caller was dreadful daaaawwwg



  255. rick's vd
    11:33 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    It hurts when i pee



  256. Billy Clyde
    11:34 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Just buy her some drinks at Two Keys……



  257. Kelly
    11:34 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Chester sounds a lot like Jeff Shepherd



  258. ukkilla005
    11:35 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    FAke Lou Holtz is by the best!!



  259. Al's IndiCats
    11:35 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Tape a picture of her on your headliner, then tell her when you recline in your car you always see her.



  260. Will the Beast
    11:35 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    James should hold out… with all the college trim running around louisville…
    go to a college party and hook up. Forget the little Tramp!



  261. cvillecat23
    11:36 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Heck with cutting the jewels up…but I am getting my wisdom teeth cut out on Wednesday. #StrategicPlanning



  262. GoCats32
    11:36 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Fake Barney needs to call in and give James some dating advice.



  263. Married Man
    11:37 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    James, stay single and just bang it out with all the campus sl*ts!



  264. Uriah of Utah
    11:38 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Get your family out of the house and cook up a nice dinner. It worked for me….All seven of my wives.



  265. Just Saying
    11:38 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Revern Do Wrong = Dr. Phil???



  266. Charlie Sheen
    11:39 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Giving up the remote now, leads to winning in the bedroom.



  267. Kidnut
    11:39 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Steve – keep your common sense to yourself!



  268. The Remote
    11:39 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Once James reaches his “ultimate goal” he’ll never let me go again.



  269. Caller
    11:39 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    My wife’s happy with her $5 footlong…… 🙂



  270. IkeTurner
    11:40 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    James, relationships and girls are like puppies. You better teach em early on to break them bad habits.



  271. Will the Beast
    11:40 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Steve… I get all my love advise from this show…

    My wife is happy with her five dollar footlong…. & if James has one he should show her…



  272. Al's IndiCats
    11:40 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Subway….the best Indian resturant on the UL campus



  273. Kige Ramsey for Youtube Dating
    11:40 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    My advice would be to treat her to a night at the computer watching the best of Kige on Youtube! That’ll turn her on! -This is Kige Ramsey for Youtube Dating.



  274. NotTheSlickistRick
    11:41 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    James IS about to be owned!



  275. Al's IndiCats
    11:41 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    The guy from Ohio is a cheater also!



  276. uh hey?
    11:42 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    lol Obama went to Harvard Matt! He was supported by rich people his whole life and put in office by them. Stop with the poor ish. I am neither rep nor Dem and this is why.



  277. Al's IndiCats
    11:42 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Ohio….where men are men, and sheep are nervous



  278. Skyline
    11:42 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    James, Party of two



  279. Will the Beast
    11:42 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    don’t talk about it on a sports radio show either…



  280. BlueFins
    11:42 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    In the Face!!!



  281. Al's IndiCats
    11:43 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Try frying bacon naked….not a good idea



  282. Breaking News
    11:43 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    All forth dates are at the Holiday Inn



  283. NotTheSlickistRick
    11:43 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    278 ) and orange(not the sheep)



  284. BlueFins
    11:43 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    #273 – Does Kush’s parents run that one??



  285. HenryCoCat
    11:44 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    If you cook naked you might want to stay away from bacon



  286. Friday Night Lights
    11:45 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Ask her if she wants a bannana split, she’s already got the cherry. (hopefully)



  287. Leon Phelps
    11:45 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    …and James, if this girl is a little, how should I say… loquacious… and she cathes you not listening, you just tell her, “Baby, I just love the way your lips move when you are talking. All I can think about is how good they would …”



  288. CFG
    11:46 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Its been discovered that @Kushp777 is really the alias of Mayor Jurich. Expect Bozich and Crawford to receive order to write column on Matt’s Seizure.



  289. Al's IndiCats
    11:46 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Give her a little momento of UK pendent, if she drops on it on the floor RUN…Don’t walk away from her for she isn’t worth the effort



  290. Genisis Diamonds
    11:46 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Bring her here to buy her some jewelery and spike her FREE DIET COKE everything after that will be easy!



  291. leonphelps
    11:48 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    james – start off with a real classy first line like “hey there sweet thang, can i buy you a fish sandwich?”



  292. Health Dept.
    11:48 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Cooking naked could result in a food born illness. Always cook to tempature not time.



  293. Al's IndiCats
    11:49 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Tell her you like for her to be your crutch while having your Tiny Tim crutch in your hand



  294. Matt
    11:50 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    James, Go to Hubbys and make a commercial were you always say “I am James!”



  295. Rusty Shackleford
    11:51 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    This chorus is the feces that is produced when shame eats too much stupidity!



  296. Al's IndiCats
    11:51 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Give her “I’m on a boat man” Video on the Ipod you gave her from SNL if you take her on a romantic canoe ride



  297. Kelly
    11:56 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    James. On your way home from dinner play ” You’ve never been this far before” by Conway Twitty



  298. Coach Cal
    11:56 am March 9, 2011 Permalink

    James go hard this ain’t for funzies!



  299. Jordan Payne
    12:29 pm March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Im at bruce pearls house so come on over



  300. UK fan from loserville(1 of a million)
    12:30 pm March 9, 2011 Permalink

    No tornadoes predicted for Atlanta this weekend. Hooray for that!



  301. DTI
    2:18 pm March 9, 2011 Permalink

    #252 #156 are today’s winners. E-mail me at [email protected]



  302. dustin
    3:28 pm March 9, 2011 Permalink

    turkey hunter should take easy’s place permanently



  303. zenyatta26
    3:50 pm March 9, 2011 Permalink

    Matt, hope you are on the road to recovery, as for Kush Patel, he can bite you where the sun does not shine. Kush Patel is a loser!