Your Wednesday Show Thread
I don’t really have anything witty to add here. Just know that Matt is punching the airwaves in the gonads this morning in his final show before Atlanta. Things will get started with an announcement regarding, well, you’ll just have to find out. And the Turkey Hunter is in the studio! The fun will only continue from there.
Here’s what else Matt will be talking about today:
* Your guide to Atlanta
* Continuing the momentum
* Some female advice for a young male listener
* Matt’s announcement
The comments game also continues this week and your participation in the comments’ section gives you a chance to win some money. Each day, the two best comments will be selected by Matt and Zach and placed into a weekly drawing for $200, courtesy of Fan Outfitters. Winners will finally be posted tomorrow.
304 Comments for Your Wednesday Show Thread
BOOSH!
Tuck Fommy Turtleneck
#BashWednesday
FIRST 🙂
Matt Said he’s gonna start with an announcement so here I come
OOPS!
Shannon the Dude is about as useful as a discarded BTI article.
Tell Turkey Hunter hello from Hoptown.
OMG Matts coming out of the closet. Just Kidding
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDBLTFLpIAM
Anytime someone discusses health I get worried.
Isn’t this picture the guy that said ” Hide your Kids, Hide your Wife, Hide your husband, because they rapping everybody out here.”
Sorry to hear that Matt
Glad you are ok man.
I’m in the middle of an all nighter for my journalism law class and I dozed off about an hour ago. I had a dream that I met the turkey hunter.
I can’t listen. What’s the announcement?
Seizures are SCARY thing to witness when you are not expecting them…not a funny thing.
Matt, have you ever thought about going to the Mayo clinic?
Odd that IheartRadio doesn’t list WKJK today. Had to use your link… Mockneck Khamenei?
Prayers for and with you Matt.
P.S. Get rid of the Pepsi Max (and anything like it)
Now your pain Matt. My wife has epilepsy, and it can take it tolls. The functions of the brain are amazing.
Matt – Are you making this year? I heard it’s at J Bruce’s house!
Hope for the best on the health issues Matt. Appreciate the strength to make it through even though you had to depend on “Card Nurses”. Reminds me of when Reagen was shot and he asked his surgeons to verify they were Republican before going in.
Matt we have a lot in common
Or are you too big time now?
Hope all is well with you Matt. And make sure you wear clean underwear so you dont get caught in the hospital with skid marks.
I have a few friends that has Epilepsi…With meds they have normal lives Good luck Matt
Glad to hear you are feeling better. You still sound a bit weak. Take care of yourself
Hope you start feeling better this weekend Matt! Look forward to seeing you guys at Stats on Friday. Safe Travels.
25) Macon Vol should be in charge of checking that out this week.
How many Tornado warning we having today Turtleneck? My bet is 5!
Was it Epilpepsi or did ya hook up with Sypher last night?
Stay well and wishing you the best! Go Big Blue!
Matt, Don’t be naive. It wasn’t a seizure. It was an attempted hit by Jurich.
23…that is wrong, but you have my vote for the 200 bucks.
Turtle neck with Voodoo doll, be careful Matt
Matt’s version of vasectomy madness
Hope you’re doing well.
On a serious side,Prayers are offered up for you Matt. on the silly side..at least that was ONE way to get out of that speech:)
I just saw Matt have a medical emergency LMAO
Matt, anyone that uses your medical issues as an opportunity to criticize you has has more issues than just being a UL fan. Stay strong my brother!
Do they still have the great steak place in the food court there
Turkey Hunter sounds a little bit like an NPR DJ…
Does he like Schweddy Balls?
F*n Turtleneck Tommy is unbelieveably powerful. First the tornado warning, then a seizure? Matt, was that the warning to “tone it down a notch” you were talking about?
39) Amen Brother
You’ve got full support from me, Matt. You are in my prayers. My father lived with epilepsy for 60 years. Ironically he got it when he hit his head playing basketball when he was a teenager. I never asked him if he scored on the play. 🙂
Keep the faith, young man.
Why does all of DJ’s shout outs have to be about alchahol? Poor DJ.
My grandma has epilpepsi too, Handsom James.
I bet this call ends up talking about how the cards win the big east tourney
can someone please tell us what the announcement was???????
#25-will do
EVERYONE. Stop calling.
Matt, I have something important to say. Pete Tham…. BEEEP, BEEEEP, BEEEP. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY BROADCAST…. ove it where the sun don’t shine. That is all.
Handsome Jimmy just said Matt could live forever. Is Matt the Highlander?
HJ is trying to calm the savage beast(Matt). HJ, Matt fears no Turtleneck!
48) Matt won the lottery
Handsome Jimmy is unlistenable… he stutters worse than King George naked in a snow storm.
Matt, we’ve talked about this before. “Older Women” is by Roddy McDowell.
54) haha, but not really. it sounds like something health related, epilepsy? can someone plz write what matt said thanks.
Matt, I wish you nothing but the best!
What is the name of the sports bar KSR will be broadcasting from?
Hey Matt, when is part 3 of your all access article coming out?
23 is the winner…that was great!
What’s the fancy pants announcement?
what was the announcement?
Looserville has the lead in all that greasy and slimy, oh any kind of hair products
You have to get a drop of Handsome Jimmy saying the word epilepsy! He was all over the place.
Its Stats BAR and Grill
Do you know how CBS has that button you can push if your watching a game online at work and the screen changes so your boss doesn’t know what your doing. We need a button like that for this, drew what do you think
Why don’t we go down to the mall on Monday between the hours of 12-3 and protest the radio show and chant and show signs of Matt Jones..
Matt, what happened to the Matt from yesterday! Remember, NO HOLDS BARRED when it comes to UL!!!
57) he had seizure in front of a group of people last night and told listeners he has had epilepsy for 6 years.
come on what’s going on with Matt? did he get hurt? what’s going on?
62) Vasectomy Madness!
69) THANK YOU!!!
I could really use 200 bones. Lol
57)i don’t think that we have any stenographers in the house today (or hizzy if you are a cards fan)
Instead of Vasectomy commericals, you all should get breast enhancement infomericals…..
Matt, say away from JACK3D.
Turtleneck Tuesday almost got the best of Matt Jones but in the end KSR prevailed!!!
67 – I like it! We also need signs saying things about Jurich.
http://twitter.com/kushp777 PERVERT
not today Kevin
Dude (Kush Patel) is from Bardstown, my daughter went to school with him at Bardstown High School. Get Boones Butcher Shop on the job.
75) I think a contest to judge those would be in order. You, I and Sexn will be the judges.
Matt, I was just wonderin if you met any attractive nurses last night? I don’t know if I mentioned this but women’s basketball players need to wear makeup and shorter jerseys. If you got any numbers last night bossman Joe Eaton and I will take them off your hands.
Infomericals with before and after shots
Kush Patel looks real tough in a pink bow-tie and cummerbund. Thanks Facebook.
Winning a national championship next year is like having sex with kobe bryant, its gonna happen!!!
Man… Louisville fans are really terrified of Jurich aren’t they?!?! That’s 2 of them that have called in saying Matt needs to watch it… They live in fear of the turtleneck!
Matt stops wearing his balance bracelet, and look what happens. On a serious note, hope everything is okay.
Finally Slap Nuts Kevin is correct about something… KSR is the best show on Radio right now…
kushp777 has now taken down his twitter picture and has protected his tweets…the douchebag is scared! Get him BBN
Looks like @kushp777 has protected his tweets now. Loser!
Do you just like it when people say they are the biggest U.K. Fans? I think every Cats fan is the biggest,that’s why we have the greatest fan’s in the world!
KushP777 has now locked down his twitter account…He probably wasnt counting on getting called out on the radio…i think he is scared.
72) I don’t know if the # of years are right, but it was a very embarrassing moment for him. He is fine, but enough people saw it and one UL fan has made ignorant comments about the seizure via twitter.
Seizures are scary. I am 37 and had my first seizure at 17, No one has ever been able to explain why…Medication works, usually…You are right they are mostly embarrassing and really frustrating. Be careful driving.
Hahahah. In the last 5 minutes, he locked his twitter account.
LOL!!! That douche just set his twitter page to protected! What a P—Y!!!!
90) HA HA Another sniveling cowardly tardinal fan.
Matt is bi-WINNING
I am quite spry for 90!
Don’t feel bad about it being in the public now. Its just an opportunity to see how much love there is for you. None more impressive than being blessed with a gorgeous girl who not only puts up with you but has your back. You’re a lucky man, Matt Jones.
Glad you are ok. I disagree with you on 99.339999% of your statements and inuendo, but we do have common ground that we both hate Rush and his didiots of followers. Anyway, back to the hate…
Kush Patel. Thanks for listening to the show and your continued support. Jagoff!
HA HA Now the Douche has taken down his twitter account.
How dumb could Kushy be???
Really???
What’s that old saying “When you “F” with the bull… you get the horns”
Give this dude Hell….
Put his photo up… keep on making all types of fun of the idiot
James never wear a flatbilled Tardinal hat
James – Take her to a nice Italian restaurant.
James first take her to skyline, then go to a play about point break, then a UK game and have a late dinner at porcinni
You can’t have a drivers license if you’ve been diagnosed with a seizure disorder right? Isn’t there a certain amount of time that must pass after a seizure before you can obtain your license again? You could see if Gillespie’s personal driver is still available!
James, take her to applebees (get a salad on the side) wear a 6x silva jersey and you in.
The fact that old boy’s tweet used a “not” joke is almost as offensive as the content of the tweet.
My prayers go out to you Matt. Seizures can be not only a scary thing but also something that if somewhat embarrassing if they do happen out in public. I, too, have suffered from them as well. I hope you recover fastly. Thanks again for all the work here you do with reporting UK athletics.
James, you might wanna get her name bra
James: Be Nice… Be Sincere… Wear Blue
You may also need to shave & shower…
Louisville Collegiate School girl’s are Transy Hot.
Vaught’s Droid just ate my IPhone!
Best thing about Kush Patel is his Borat-esque use of the unfunny “NOT!!!” joke.
James, Get her cellphone number and send her a picture of the goods, works every time
Like you the show Matt hope you feel better…keep up the good work! btw maybe you cant get that loser to end his facebook account like he did his twitter account haha hilarious!
this dude is a “Playa”
Apply some fake facial hair above your lip, turn on some Lionel Richie, pour a little Ale 8, and give the lady a mustache ride.
James is dating a debutante.
Vasectomy commercials are for UL fans who listen to KSR.
De-Sypher the implications.
We need a nickname for James.
I have a feeling that Matt and Turkey Hunter will be asking James for dating advice by the time this is over.
Matt knows all about those basements only he spent time with guys in the basement doing pod casts
James is handsome Jimmy in training
2 laws…One is the remote, the other is women don’t use the grill
HOW DARE YOU MATT JONES! I love HGTV! House Hunters is the $h!t lol
3rd date = 3rd base?
James, on next date, tune in to my press conference on vasectomies and she’ll be putty in your handsh.
Coffee is STUPID… Tell that Tramp that Hoarders is STUPID
Hand Wondering is very Cool
Facebook Official is Cool if your in High School
125) Funny
I’m avaialable for James!
Kush Patel can Deep throat me…
James, tell her she completes you
Is the Georgetown Drive In open yet for James?
Direct from Wiki page for Lionel:
“Grown Iraqi men get misty-eyed by the mere mention of his name”
so when are you guys going to give him advice on how he should arrive at prom? i’m getting douche chills
James needs to get another chick to give him some time… his little sweetheart will come running
Tell James I said the most successful pickup line is “Smell this rag, does it smell like chloroform?”
Take her to the nail and drive it home!
Do the Steve Massiello move and keep an empty bottle (filled with water and recorked) of Cristal in your fridge.
Breaking news: Vaught’s Droid is broken in Atlanta!
have you done the Poke thing (on FB) yet?
142 I LOVE IT! LMAO
on dates have her own snuff can for her
Hope a remote family member that is out of town dies. Then make sure to go to the funeral. Everybody knows that this gives you instant boyfriend status. PS don’t bug the Minister for the Death Certificate.
Leave my little Jerry alone, I’ll have you know he took both his sisters tho their proms…..He the pride of my good eye!
Advice for James: Consult Pat Forde for haircare tips and styling suggestions.
Learn to play basketball really well, go to Kentucky and you’ll get any woman you want!!
Hey James, The Schwab says to hone up on your sports trivia and impress her with your knowledge of Pete Incaviglia
Wow, just what WKRD set needs… A big giant head of Matt Jones.
Love the Lionel Richie poster: “Once, twice, Handsome Jimmy’s three times 180”
James take her to a Dave Ramsey seminar.
James, Borrow some money from her and don’t pay her back. She’ll never leave you alone, worked for me.
We need to know whether this kid is a UK or UL fan.
That Dave Ramsey advice was the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. I’m with Matt, down with Dave!
Not to make light of the seizure, but aren’t there easier ways to make someone else drive to Catlanta?!
Tell James to,,,uh……wait..what?
ESPN could have stepped init with this.
http://nation.foxnews.com/duke/2011/03/09/espn-host-duke-only-recruits-uncle-toms
Matt, you don’t have epilepsy, you have epi-winning. I kid.
Anyone track down the Kush kid’s facebook page???? Please post.
Just give me the damn money.
Dickhead Rob on 1st and 10 had to throw a jab at Cal while referencing the Ohio State deal, saying “Calipari left 2 programs in ruins”. Yes, he is now a Corksucker.
James, You behind in the game you should be trying to get your second goddess. #WINNING DUH
Tell James not to talk about me to her
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=505371095 <—Kush Patel’s (guy who said that horrible thing about Matt) Facebook profile
If you missed turd Bobby Knight on Mike and Mike this morning
defending OSU/Tressel here is a good transcript: (IU site)
http://www.insidethehall.com/2011/03/09/bob-knight-defends-jim-tressel-on-mike-mike/
When Golic pressed him, Knight said,
“And that really impresses me that with a Notre Dame degree you are so conversant with all of this.”
148. That is also the hilarious double dip episode.
167….I know what you mean
Fine dining at the Tolly-Ho, followed by some Sergio Mendez on the eight track, and then re-runs of “Magnum p.i.” on A&E. Do all that, and you MIGHT… get to hold her hand. No pressure.
Kush Patel Subway magnate!
Tips for James:
1: Take her out for a nice dinner
2: Stick it in the pooper. Every woman loves that
James, What you need to do is tell this girl she’s nice. But what you’d really like to see happen is her to introduce you and put in a good word with her friend Tracy.
You’ll never be able to get rid of her. You’re both mysterious and desirable and she is then spurrned. Classic recipe for success.
The Ladies Man guarantees it.
Does she wear make up James?
Anybody know where you can find video of Sunday’s game against Tennessee. I had to go to my kids High school playoff game on Sunday and the DVR power went out so it didnt get recorded. I’ve got all the other games this season put on DVD.
Knight will always defend everything that doesn’t mean anything to him. I wonder what he’ll say (and he will) he gets pissed about sonny boy
tomoto Does it matter Bazil
KNight’s a douche
For everyone going to CATlanta check out http://www.statsatl.com
Looks like a fun place to hang out and listen to KSR LIVE!!!
James, You know what they say if there is grass on the infield, PLAY BALL!!
I think the Turkey Hunter can hold it down with Matt. WTH is Shannon the Dud I mean Dude even in the studio. This guy is to sports what Pitino is to parenthood… Never gonna happen!
James, here are a couple games that might work: turn off the lights and play “Who’s in my mouth?” or a little game I call Just. The. Tip.
First, you need to take her down to Applebees for some fine dining!
James, if she requires more than Moby Dick Fish Samich and a Redbox Flick…she is HIGH MAINTENANCE! Move ON!
Matt, What did you get called into the principals office for?
There will not “BE” any UK listeners on their little circle jerk on radio
Tell her you have:
– Tiger Blood running thru your veins
– You Have Adonis DNA
– You Are Bi-Winning
– Your a Rock Star
– You have Twin Angels at the house
Give her herpes and say, “welcome to the club.”
Chester, it’s called the Family Dog. You’re right, I got a lot of action there, back in the day.
Oh heck he’s trying to dry hump her on the dance floor
Matt if UK plays in DC for the first round please consider using your CBS credentials to schedule an interview with Mr. Photogenic and his gang. They will be surprised when they realize the CBS sports guy is also some guy from KY.
Chester is Awesome!
TIGER BLOOD… that $hit apparently work… Look at Charlie
James get a room at the gault house tonight overlooking the river. Bring your MP3 player already loaded with a lets get naked mix with plenty of Tom Petty songs to boot. Have room service bring up some bubbly and fresh fruit with whip cream and the rest should take care of itself.
I love how Matt pulls the entertainment out of Chester on every call
I tell my woman to wear more make up.
Chester’s a stud….Not jokin’
Hey, Turkey Hunter! I did not realize you were from CCounty!
I was at last nights game at Hoptown Highs gym. It was a fast paced game with CC pulling away from Madisonville in the last 5 minutes.
Former Tennessee Vol Isiah Victor is a assistant coach for Christian County.
Chester does the dizziness only happen at the Family Dog
In the Canada. Chester is quite the character!
They’re 18. They need to do the friend-test now. They need to hang out with a group of friends. If she passes his friend test, and vice versa, they’ll be good to go.
I’m sure you’ve been told that in today’s world, sex without utilizing a barrier method of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate: when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I WILL KILL you.
I liked that tournament in “The Canada”
Chester is Awesome
Matt you should send Chester a gift cert to Logan’s
Be careful honey, don’t step on the nut shells.
(197) Agreed…Chester doesn’t intend to be funny. Matt is a genius when it comes to getting the comedy out of him.
Get you a suitcase full of drugs. Grab a woman of the night off of Market street and have the time of your life with or without her. Hey when you play by my rules your always winning even if your paying for it!!!!
I’m definitely fake.
Oh God Lionel. You have been hurt..You have been hurt by someone, that much
is clear. Who hurt you? Who hurt you? Who hurt you, who hurt you, who hurt you.
Teague’s team may have a nice and easy trip to the final game of the In. state tourny…His opponent’s team star player was suspended for a fight during the sectional….seen him play several times this year. We are in for a treat. Stay at UK Terrence, Brandon and Deron, for we will be special.
If you see a jar at your local store with Chesters picture on it please donate to free Chester of his dizziness aka vertigo
She likes Thong Panties
For the young guys
Dont pull a pitino and make sure its consensual
so dont be a fool and wrap your tool!
Chester is the Anti-Conway Twitty. Twitty was creepy, but good with the ladies. Chester is just plain creepy.
For the young guys, make sure its consensual
or karen sypher will be the girls attorney!
“It ain’t over until you both get your cookies. You remember I told you that.”
Tennis and country music? Show her your fuzzy yellow balls while playing Merle Haggard!
The tennis tournament is in Mason, and as a bonus it’s really close to Kings Island and the great wolf lodge, could be quite the weekend.
Isn’t that Strongs rules from Losserville Football team
I think you should buy her some jorts
James if shes going to EKU, find another girl brother trust me
She has a unique first name, and she is going to Richmond. That narrows the list a bit.
In Louisville Collegiate’s pre semester honor code discussion they simply play Michael Peterson’s ‘Drink Swear Steal and Lie’ over the loudspeaker.
So are they going to rename this years sec tourny the UKIT considering the cushy draw the cats have?
I am going to cut off those wandering hands
Tressel’s history is less than squeeky clean by the way, unlike ole Bobby the balllicker claims. He has actually been cited twice previously by the NCAA, not his school, but him. I know one was at Akron State for not thoroughly completing a investigation. Anyone that is a Knight fan has absolutely no regard for morals or ethics. He has zero credibility, and the simple fact that agenda driven corksuckers like him are even permitted to hold a position in the national sports media is nothing less than a travisty. These same people are permitted to make slanderous comments about Cal who has never been cited by the NCAA no matter how much mud these dickhead try to smear on the issue.
Hello James. I believe that you should share secrets with her because that is what Terrence Jones and I did and you saw what happened in the locker room with us 😉
FEMALE ADVISE. Can’t get through on phone lines. But if she’s very hot, very confident and used to alot of male attention. Make comments about her gaining a little weight then wink at her. Immediatley start another topic about something that she’s really interested in. Don’t engage her about the weight comment! If she insists, tell her that she knows she looks good and try to drop it again. This will confuse her and encourage her to peel back the layers of the onion that is you. Don’t fawn all over her. Flirt with her in a very slightly insulting way. Not constantly, but occasionally. Only take this advise if she is smokin’ or you will crush her.
I’d make sure Turtleneck doesn’t have a VooDoo doll of you Matt
Whats the cure for cancer Dr. Larry?
60% of the time, it works every time.
works every time bring your girl home have some candles lite spray on some axe pop some hot pockets in the oven and start watching rocky 3 . she will be puddy in your hand after that.
James my best advice is to call her sweet cakes all the time
227 Amen!!!
229 is DEAD ON!!!
IPOD full of her favorite country songs in combination with a hot tub….and you will be WINNING!
Bar Golf in Buckhead tomorrow anyone?
Cracks me up. Only wealthy kids drive old beat up “Volvos”. “I’m not rich, my Mercedes is only a C-Class.”
James, Give her two tickets to the GUN SHOW!
Stop with the love advice for high school kids. Isn’t this a sports show??
After listening to yesterday’s show, I think Fake Tornado Warning is my new favorite caller.
girls love hot pockets
Don’t flirt with her friend, James. That’s a terrible idea. Flirt with her nemesis. Set up a competition.
James Either take her to shoot pool, or go bowling either way when your helping her shoot or bowl, your special no no place will definately will get some contact which will get her thinking about you know what. Works 100% of the time.
Ask him if he ask her to wear the schoolgirl uniform when they go on these dates…..if not he should change that. There are few things hotter than school girls
What did The Situation get on his SAT?
Axe body spray.
That’s what I want… get my junk cut on and get a free pizza & some stupid peas
Thanks for stealing my post and using it as your own BTI.
James, Nothing impresses a young lady as ripping one off and lighting it in the car with the windows rolled up…Hey take it from “the Pro”. I’m used to getting all the youngins’
JAMES – Don’t dip the pen in company ink!!!
Roll up a pack of cigarettes in your sleeve and ask her if she wants to go steady
Call her a lush. She might act offended at first. But, ironically, this tactic will cause her to drink more, and eventually put-out, that night. This has worked three times.
That last caller was dreadful daaaawwwg
It hurts when i pee
Just buy her some drinks at Two Keys……
Chester sounds a lot like Jeff Shepherd
FAke Lou Holtz is by the best!!
Tape a picture of her on your headliner, then tell her when you recline in your car you always see her.
James should hold out… with all the college trim running around louisville…
go to a college party and hook up. Forget the little Tramp!
Heck with cutting the jewels up…but I am getting my wisdom teeth cut out on Wednesday. #StrategicPlanning
Fake Barney needs to call in and give James some dating advice.
James, stay single and just bang it out with all the campus sl*ts!
Get your family out of the house and cook up a nice dinner. It worked for me….All seven of my wives.
Revern Do Wrong = Dr. Phil???
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1182972/index.htm
Giving up the remote now, leads to winning in the bedroom.
Steve – keep your common sense to yourself!
Once James reaches his “ultimate goal” he’ll never let me go again.
My wife’s happy with her $5 footlong…… 🙂
James, relationships and girls are like puppies. You better teach em early on to break them bad habits.
Steve… I get all my love advise from this show…
My wife is happy with her five dollar footlong…. & if James has one he should show her…
Subway….the best Indian resturant on the UL campus
My advice would be to treat her to a night at the computer watching the best of Kige on Youtube! That’ll turn her on! -This is Kige Ramsey for Youtube Dating.
James IS about to be owned!
The guy from Ohio is a cheater also!
lol Obama went to Harvard Matt! He was supported by rich people his whole life and put in office by them. Stop with the poor ish. I am neither rep nor Dem and this is why.
Ohio….where men are men, and sheep are nervous
James, Party of two
don’t talk about it on a sports radio show either…
In the Face!!!
Try frying bacon naked….not a good idea
All forth dates are at the Holiday Inn
278 ) and orange(not the sheep)
#273 – Does Kush’s parents run that one??
If you cook naked you might want to stay away from bacon
Ask her if she wants a bannana split, she’s already got the cherry. (hopefully)
…and James, if this girl is a little, how should I say… loquacious… and she cathes you not listening, you just tell her, “Baby, I just love the way your lips move when you are talking. All I can think about is how good they would …”
Its been discovered that @Kushp777 is really the alias of Mayor Jurich. Expect Bozich and Crawford to receive order to write column on Matt’s Seizure.
Give her a little momento of UK pendent, if she drops on it on the floor RUN…Don’t walk away from her for she isn’t worth the effort
Bring her here to buy her some jewelery and spike her FREE DIET COKE everything after that will be easy!
james – start off with a real classy first line like “hey there sweet thang, can i buy you a fish sandwich?”
Cooking naked could result in a food born illness. Always cook to tempature not time.
Tell her you like for her to be your crutch while having your Tiny Tim crutch in your hand
James, Go to Hubbys and make a commercial were you always say “I am James!”
This chorus is the feces that is produced when shame eats too much stupidity!
Give her “I’m on a boat man” Video on the Ipod you gave her from SNL if you take her on a romantic canoe ride
James. On your way home from dinner play ” You’ve never been this far before” by Conway Twitty
James go hard this ain’t for funzies!
Im at bruce pearls house so come on over
No tornadoes predicted for Atlanta this weekend. Hooray for that!
#252 #156 are today’s winners. E-mail me at [email protected]
turkey hunter should take easy’s place permanently
Matt, hope you are on the road to recovery, as for Kush Patel, he can bite you where the sun does not shine. Kush Patel is a loser!