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Your Friday Show Thread….presented by Larry Bird’s wooden thighs

 

As has been the case all week, your participation in the comments’ section gives you a chance to win some money. Each day, the two best comments will be selected by Matt and Zach and placed into a Friday drawing for $200, courtesy of Fan Outfitters.

Today’s topics include:

* The Cats finalize vacation plans for Springfield, Massachusetts in November

* South Carolina and Darrin Horn

* A big night at Big Blue Country, which included Matt Jones being crowned king of Paper-Rock-Scissors

* Doron Lamb’s defense

* Kenny Walker

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Article written by Thomas Beisner

201 Comments for Your Friday Show Thread….presented by Larry Bird’s wooden thighs



  1. The Young Prospector
    10:02 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Dear Matt Jones,

    You have a face fit for radio and a voice fit for a monastery…but I absolutely love your show. Keep it up.

    Signed,

    The Young Prospector



  2. Oliver Simmons
    10:04 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Listened to the CBS College Basketball podcast with the KSR King & Matt Norlander, as well 3 minutes of the debut podcast. Matt Norlander is more dry than my grandmother.



  3. BlueFins
    10:05 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Huh, so that’s where the phrase “Bird legs” came from?



  4. Chris Cross
    10:06 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Matthew,

    I was fiddling with my new Verizon Droid (did you know that you can soon get an IPhone 4 with Verizon?), when I discovered that you stated that you are coming after my show, the sports huddle (sponsored by the fine folks at Jack Cain Ford). Now I don’t know who you think you are to have a better show than the huddle (sponsored by the Castle), but there is no way you are going to take my 5 to 7 slot (Wednesday nights at Firehouse Subs!). You don’t know what the people want, and the huddle (sponsored by Furlongs) is the best show in Lexington.

    Go Yankees,

    Chris Cross



  5. dmc
    10:07 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Matt, I am not an insight customer so I was wondering why the website doesn’t put up more clips of the show?



  6. Mike
    10:07 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Cal, just wanting to go back to his old stomping ground. Maybe Camby and his agent will be there to advise High schoolers on what not to do.



  7. ben
    10:07 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    was Matt doing the safety dance last night?



  8. Zach
    10:09 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    We’re working on Presidents day?



  9. Ethan
    10:10 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    If only Poop tooth wore those shorts



  10. Jon Hoon
    10:10 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    The maroons won that tournament last year



  11. UKBigDaddy
    10:10 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Did Billy Clyde schedule this tournament?



  12. Himes
    10:11 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    We need to “Return the Roar” to KSR. A Jimmy Dykes phrase. Do not reprint without express written consent with a nail(pen) from JD.



  13. openbar
    10:12 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    will this be played in a ball room



  14. Eddie C
    10:12 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    You’re about as objective as Osama bi Ladin is with his enemies.



  15. nybrasky
    10:12 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    It’s Rock-Paper-Scissors!!!



  16. Czech KY fan RE: Podcast
    10:12 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Matt, I’m on set right now on a commercial shoot and want to zone out in between shots and listen to the podcast from yesterday.. Yet I cannot.. PLEASE for the love of GOD, FIRE whoever is in charge of posting the podcasts from the radio show. -Again- an older show (from the 16th) is linked as Hour 1 of the 17th show. A trained ape could do this properly yet this nincompoop cannot.

    Please give the yokel who keeps screwing that up an application to McDonalds and then show him the exit.



  17. Darrin Horn
    10:12 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    I am really Dennis The Menace’s father.



  18. Eddie C
    10:13 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    JK, but seriously.



  19. nathan
    10:13 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    does the hall of fame tourny have a buffet?



  20. Penn State
    10:13 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Please don’t bring Jimmy Dykes!!



  21. Jorts former twitter account
    10:14 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Called team meeting to show leadership. Nothing will come from it. Just amazing to me I can’t get a good job or way to go. It is just amazing to me but I look past it and keep trucking! You can’t stop this train!!!



  22. ben
    10:14 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    the old UKIT has moved to Springfield, Mass.



  23. Handsome Jimmy's squat belt
    10:15 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    The only reason I believe KY is going to that tournament is to introduce Coach Cal in the Hall of Fame. Maybe not Cal but maybe some KY will get introduced?

    Just a thought…



  24. UKBigDaddy
    10:15 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Does the arena have huge speakers to hang the skycam?



  25. IndyCat644
    10:15 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Stop being a hater Matt, we can’t play in Hawaii or the preseason NIT every year.



  26. DanceBlue
    10:17 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    you better mention me on the radio today!



  27. Al's IndiCats
    10:17 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    I was stationed up at Springfield Mass. back in the 70s. The absolute worse place to live I’ve ever been stationed and I was in Nam. The only place of interset is in the down town area, it’s marks the place of General Douglas MacArther birth, there’s a rotory with a statue of a 6′ orb in the middle. To the locals it’s better known MacArther’s ball(s). Kinda sad to be known only by a man’s testies other than the Basketball hall of Fame which unless you DON’T want to see much of anything UK it isn’t worth the price of admission



  28. Kidnut
    10:18 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Brian Kazlowski had a cougar on his hood?



  29. B
    10:18 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Matt – Can we please get Mary back on the show? You definitely need more women that have been shot on the show!



  30. Matt Jones
    10:19 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Lets get it done on this show thread….I am loving the comments as always



  31. CT
    10:19 am February 18, 2011 Permalink


  32. UKBigDaddy
    10:19 am February 18, 2011 Permalink


  33. Vaught's Droid
    10:20 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    My sources tell me that a Jim Naismith from Massachusetts has invented a new sport that involves the use of peach baskets. Good luck with that….



  34. Al's IndiCats
    10:21 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    listening to the news and the commerical, the babysitter should have gotten some Hot Pockets with food Stamps



  35. Rick Pitino
    10:21 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Larry Bird has nothing on Mike Marra



  36. B
    10:21 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Damn…. It’s my bday too! That makes me and Dr Dre best friends!!!



  37. Cal Naughton, Jr
    10:23 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    I thought I heard the Keselowski brothers steal my “Shake ‘N Bake”



  38. Brian Keselowski
    10:24 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Just call me El Diablo!!



  39. Shavlik's Mother
    10:24 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Inspired by Coach Cal, wait til you see my tweets about my baby boy on his big birthday!



  40. Jon Hood
    10:24 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    I am the BTI of The University of Kentucky Basketball team.



  41. Madville
    10:25 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Is Kige one of the five investors for the NBA team in Louisville? They could then play in the Youtube Sports Arena.



  42. Rob Bromley
    10:25 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Live from Big Blue Country, where Dance Blue will take place today.



  43. Chris Cross
    10:25 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    I could eat Renardo Sidney



  44. Brad Nessler
    10:26 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Hello, and we’re live from Rupp Arena in downtown Lexington for Kentucky versus South Carolina. I have my partner, Jimmy Dykes. Jimmy, what do the Wildcats have to do for a win today?

    Well Brad, you know those people that when they see a squirrel in the middle of the road, they swerve? Well Kentucky has been in that Nissan Altima this year. But today, they have to run over that squirrel. I call it a road kill resume win.

    (Hat tip to WildcatCory)



  45. Miss Sypher
    10:26 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Matt,

    I’m cold. When you getting your power turned back on?

    XX00XXXX000000



  46. Jeff Goodman
    10:27 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    I’m pissed I didn’t get an invite to the mock bracket selection. Just look at my tweets from last night.



  47. wkcatsfan
    10:28 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    BTI uses statistics like a drunk man uses a lamp post — more for support than illumination. Fake David Beckham sucks!



  48. Australian accent
    10:28 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Fake David Beckham likes to use me for some reason. Oi!



  49. The Stuff
    10:28 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Pitino bent it like Beckham.



  50. Joey P.
    10:28 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Fake Beckham is great. You’re getting some fake culture kids.



  51. Fake Steve Irwin
    10:29 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Sorry for my terrible impression of David Beckham, couldn’t get the Aussie out of voice!



  52. WhittakerBankShot
    10:29 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    so the year was 1963 and a girl, who I would call “transy hot” (i just made that up!), was downtown Lexington and kicked over one of those derby horses. Well she got sent to jail and sentenced to 365 days in prison. Then in 1975, ten years later, another girl who was without a doubt “UK HOT” was downtown and she kicked Darius Miller right in the nuts! I mean got him good, and she got just 90 days in jail!!!!



  53. Mary's Husband
    10:30 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Mary over exaggerated. I shot her with a nerf gun. Didn’t even leave a red mark.



  54. The Noid
    10:30 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Fake David Beckham makes me want to punch babies.



  55. Matt Jones
    10:30 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    The Jon Hood-BTI analogy is actually quite good



  56. Waz who?
    10:30 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Listening to fake David Beckham is like watching the skycam.



  57. Darrin Horn
    10:31 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    I am the sole reason Murray’s Pomade is still manufactured.



  58. Madville
    10:31 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Most over rated UK center Oil of Eloy or Mike Scott?



  59. UKBigDaddy
    10:31 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    #53, FAIL



  60. UKfanFelicia
    10:32 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    The problem I have with fake David Beckham, dude just seems to talk endlessly



  61. Rob Bromley
    10:32 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Live from Lexington Soccer Complex, where I am hearing that David Beckham is in the area. He
    actually just called into a radio station.



  62. AH
    10:32 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    What was the prize for winning Paper, Rock, Scissors? A car ride with Karen Sypher to Cincinnati?



  63. Jimmy Dykes
    10:32 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    I heard today that I’ll be doing games from the MassMutual Center at the beginning of next year! Looking forward to some “Outlandish Openings” throughout the game!



  64. rupprunt
    10:33 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    I was having a hard time deciding if that was fake David Beckham or fake I Am Sam



  65. BBN Boy
    10:33 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    UK is 6-4 in their last 10 games UofL is 6-4
    UK is 1-5 in SEC Road games
    UofL is 2-7 in Big East Road games

    So UofL is just as bad on the as UK. Go CATS!!!



  66. Jon Hood
    10:33 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    I know Matt. It’s rather unfortunate. I won the KY high jump title in cross country! (yes, you read that correctly.)



  67. Dee
    10:33 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    I love fake David Beckham’s calls. Great time for a bathroom break.



  68. Seth
    10:34 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Kentucky shouldn’t worry about SC too much, Horn had control of a superstar before and blew it: http://www.thefancarpet.com/uploaded_assets/images/gallery/4025/Like_Mike_46623_Medium.jpg



  69. truehling
    10:34 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    i’m not saying eloy vargas is a bad basketball player, but when he watched hoosiers, hickory high lost…



  70. Winston
    10:34 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Darrin Horn is a dapper downey man.



  71. holdmeclosertinydanson
    10:34 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Brian Keselowski was awesome in “Full Metal Jacket”.



  72. Cal Purnell here
    10:35 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Whoever is talking seems to suffer from Diarrhea of the Mouth and Constipation of the Head.



  73. Mark Emmert
    10:35 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    I’ll reinstate the Kanter kid if you’ll get rid of this fake Beckham character. Seriously, I’ve had rectal itch that was less painful.



  74. Waz who?
    10:36 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Please hit the dump button. He is as annoying as Dave Ramsey.



  75. Cal Purnell here
    10:36 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Jon Hood would screw up a wet dream, seriously!



  76. Jon Hood
    10:36 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    When did I EVER say I would talk trash on the court!? Show me where I said that!



  77. Nicole Kidman
    10:36 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Please thank Fake David Beckham for me, my accent on Cold Mountain is no longer the worst ever.



  78. Handsome Jimmy's squat belt
    10:36 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Since Fake David Beckham came on I have broken my computer, wrecked my vehicle and burnt my office to the ground! Get him off the line



  79. Sherwood8
    10:37 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Fake David Beckham is awful. Accent is horrible and he’s not funny or that relevant. Please put him out of his misery.



  80. Chris Harrison's Shoe Collection
    10:38 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Calipari has a defensive philosophy?



  81. Anthony Davis Jr.
    10:39 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Who will be the one to tell me to shave the uni-brow?



  82. Stafford
    10:39 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Beckham’s material is good. The problem is the voice. To do Beckham at all is kind of random, but to not even do him well kills it. Fake Beckham isn’t capturing the high-pitch-girl-voice quality of Real Beckham.



  83. JohnI
    10:40 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Matt, North Carolina is not in the Champions Classic–UK, Duke, Mich. State, Kansas



  84. Chris Harrison's Shoe Collection
    10:40 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Saying Calipari has a defensive philosophy is like saying Renardo Sidney has a diet plan. (sorry for the double post)



  85. Helen Keller
    10:40 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Please get Fake Beckham off the Air!!!!!!



  86. Hibber
    10:40 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Can you please stop saying how “long” guys are? My sophmoric sense of humor will not allow me to work while hearing that.



  87. Nic Cage in Con-Air
    10:41 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    78 – I already had you beat by a long shot



  88. Ice Cream Poop
    10:42 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Matt, you need to address the opportunity to start Enes on Senior Day. Is the penalty any stiffer (insert Pitino joke here) than forfeiting that one game? As a fan, I’ll gladly take the loss just to see the joy on the Big Enz’ face.



  89. Larry Vaught's Droid
    10:42 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Just downloaded this new “Bedroom Intruder” song–hilarious!! Sounds great on my Verizon Droid Incredible!



  90. Lamb's girlfriend
    10:42 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    I beg to differ….



  91. Ms. Tyler Thompson
    10:43 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    My problem with Fake David Beckham is my problem with real David Beckham: the voice doesn’t match the body…something just odd about hearing an ugly voice on a beautiful man.



  92. Kevin
    10:44 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Lemme tell you sumthin, Matt Jones. Just watch yo mouf boy.



  93. BTEye
    10:45 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    92) That’s exactly how I feel about reading Matt’s post on KSR



  94. MashDavis
    10:46 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Matt was getting pretty for JT. Does this mean Matt thinks JT is Transy Hot?



  95. Stafford
    10:46 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Everybody take a moment to ponder Ms. Tyler Thompson’s comment…



  96. FakeJimmyDykes
    10:47 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Matt, I would like to put Springfield KY and SCC college on my jet. That dunk blew Hopsons dunk out of the water. Bury the nail and give Wash co a shout out.



  97. Wildcatsean
    10:47 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Let’s hope Cal’s not going back to Mass in order to visit his favorite after hours Italian resaurante…



  98. UKBigDaddy
    10:47 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Matt, would you take a NCAA championship this year if you knew that it would be vacated in 5 years?



  99. Jmac
    10:47 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    My wife found it amusing that you were getting all dressed up for another man, even though it was J.T.



  100. Ice Cream Poop
    10:48 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Also, while this call was a bit off, Fake Beckham is great. Random, full of British colloquialisms, and funny. Only fake that makes me laugh.



  101. Handsome Jimmy's squat belt
    10:48 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Rice Commercial = EPIC FAIL



  102. Waz who?
    10:48 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    98% straight?



  103. Beautiful Man
    10:48 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Finally, someone can see me through the radio!



  104. Chris Harrison's Shoe Collection
    10:49 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Matt, do you use the same “the NCAA didnt find him guilty of anything” position when talking about Mumme and Sutton?



  105. Larry Vaught's Droid
    10:49 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    I’m going to be trying a new “fake caller today” on a certain radio show. Everyone tune in and listen to me kick the ol’ soccer ball around ; )

    #Can’tcontainmyexcitement!!



  106. Chris Thomas
    10:51 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Apparently Karen Sypher had a huge going-away party somewhere last night?



  107. Kenny Walker
    10:51 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Whose money did I take last night? #getmoneyson



  108. UKBigDaddy
    10:51 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Good answer on the vacated championship, Matt. But like EZ said, it would be tempting.



  109. Stafford
    10:52 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    By relevant, I think they mean the Real Beckham has no relevance to this audience.



  110. Stafford
    10:52 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Unlike Barney.



  111. BlueFins
    10:52 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Matt’s holding out on us!!



  112. Thomas Beisner
    10:53 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    I can’t believe Matt is surprised that people cheered when they found out he’s going to be a father.



  113. Kenny Walker
    10:53 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    I got so much ice you can skate on me. #getmoneyson



  114. AdamB
    10:53 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Anybody know what this announcement was?



  115. Chris Harrison's Shoe Collection
    10:54 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Matt, why didnt you do like the Iowa wrestler and refuse to beat the girl in rock, paper, scissors?



  116. Jmac
    10:55 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    You won your own tournament?? Zack, did he rig it so he could talk about it on the radio?



  117. UKBigDaddy
    10:55 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Chris Thomas you are correct. She had a BBQ with aged Italian sausage in her grill.



  118. Kenny Walker
    10:55 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Scotty Hopson needs to quit rockin’ my haircut. The ORIGINAL high top fade.



  119. Matt
    10:55 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Matt, can we discuss John Wall E Bled and Big Cuz on the same court tonight



  120. TayTay
    10:56 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Anybody else excited that Tayshaun may finally get out of Detroit?

    http://www.freep.com/article/20110217/SPORTS03/110217075/1051/sports03



  121. BlueFins
    10:56 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Beisner – You got to do something when the power’s out!



  122. Waz who?
    10:57 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Call the plumber whose name is his number



  123. Matt Jones
    10:57 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Not engaged or a father



  124. UK Fans
    10:58 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    What is “malaise”? If it’s good, we’re that.



  125. BBN Boy
    10:58 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Love the Tom Drexler commerical!!! Big Win over the cards!



  126. CvilleCat
    10:58 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Somebody needs to call in as the fake Tom Drexler. It would be hilarious.



  127. Don
    10:59 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Kenny “Sky” Walker vs. Wendell “Mr. Excitement” Ladner in a “Bringin’ Sexy Back” photo contest!



  128. BBN Boy
    11:00 am February 18, 2011 Permalink


  129. Matt
    11:01 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Make sure Kevin and Fat Jimmy know that at UK our players do big things after they leave



  130. Nooby
    11:02 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Hey Matt,
    Have you heard anything about Patrick Patterson and Jai Lucas; I’ll hang up and listen.



  131. Kenny Walker
    11:03 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    In all seriousness, I’m a very nice guy. I’ll talk to anyone who approaches me and I just love UK basketball like all of you. Now, who is down for a trip to Keeneland? #getmoneyson



  132. Scott
    11:04 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Sean Hannity encore on the same station as the best UK show ever makes my head hurt.



  133. Matt
    11:05 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    why is barnhart tweeting out that kentucky vs south carolina is gonna be on espn 3 what a tool



  134. Waz who?
    11:05 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    I love how you hear cows in the background of the knockout sports bar commercial when they say “Louisville’s loveliest ladies”.



  135. Jon Hood
    11:06 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    I’d play a lot better if they’d just let me wear the mop costume.



  136. trav
    11:06 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Brian kesselowski is sponsored by ”The color white”. Our motto is like dupont. “We dont make the color white, we make things colored white, better”. And alittle like ups, ”what has white done for you lately.” So, this commercial will be brought to you by “the color white!”



  137. Fake Auburn Oak Trees
    11:07 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    With all this toilet paper, we must be the ass of Alabama!



  138. Jmac
    11:08 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Hour one was on itunes yesterday. My husband shot me and only got 90 days in the county jail…



  139. Handsome Jimmy's squat belt
    11:09 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Matt,

    You guys have anything going on for the SEC tourney? A bar gathering? Church meeting? Anyway to interact with crazy blue fans?



  140. 78 NCAA Champions
    11:10 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    KSR House SEC Tournament = Animal House 2(The Sequel)



  141. Pete Thamel
    11:10 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    “quality tick” > “the bus” – Suck it Forde.



  142. Morgan donahue
    11:11 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    BREAKING: uk beats miss st 83 79. Hearing Uk fans loved the new camera angle espn used for the game



  143. Waz who?
    11:11 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Unclear Channel?



  144. MacGyver
    11:12 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    lay off my studio craftsmanship, Jones



  145. Rich Brooks
    11:15 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    I fish. I golf. I grow tomatoes. I am better than you. And you too, Krags.



  146. Drew Franklin's Beer Goggles
    11:15 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Can I have a day off?



  147. Drew Franklin
    11:16 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    I will be the one to tell Anthony Davis Jr. to shave the uni-brow.



  148. Matt Jones
    11:16 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Rich Brooks growing tomatoes is a realm of comedy that does not get explored enough



  149. Rich Brooks
    11:17 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Matt, you wouldn’t believe how great this Miracle Grow works. If only there were a similar substance to help the Kentucky football team…



  150. Mary's Husband
    11:18 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    She deserved it.



  151. pitino's table for two
    11:20 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Mary pissed in ther hubby’s Cheerios…..Heart Healthy



  152. Larry Vaught's Droid
    11:22 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    BREAKING NEWS: Dewey Defeats Truman



  153. NASCAR drivers
    11:23 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    We piss on ourselves during races. Man’s game.



  154. BlueJ
    11:23 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Would you rather do Jessica Alba’s body and Sean Connery’s head(Starring eye to eye the whole time), or Connery’s body and Alba’s head?



  155. Handsome Jimmy's squat belt
    11:23 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    A drop in ratings on KSR could be of the losses. I dont know how most people are, but I wont watch Sportscenter if KY loses



  156. JP Wilson
    11:24 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    The reason for the “malaise” is definitely due to just a wait and see approach. The fans are waiting to see what kind of match-ups will be presented in the SEC and NCAA tournaments. Plus, I think there is a feeling that this team could flame out early in the NCAA tournament.



  157. TonyDelk00
    11:25 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    I’m not sure which is uglier: the mug on Larry Bird in real life or the one on that statue. Is it just me or is his dome ginormous?



  158. Carolina Steve
    11:26 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Busch > Natty



  159. Waz Who?
    11:26 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    He read this poem on Wazoo…



  160. BBN Boy
    11:26 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    he already did this poem on the Wazoo Show!!!



  161. Poem Guy
    11:27 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Imagine how insufferable I am in PERSON.



  162. Waz Who?
    11:27 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    dump button for this two timer



  163. Chris Thomas
    11:27 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    159) Completely agree.



  164. Chris Harrison's Shoe Collection
    11:27 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    #155 – I think both of those people you just described work at Cowboys.



  165. Poem Guy
    11:28 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    i write poems and read them on multiple radio shows every day. i have a draft book. ponder that.



  166. Poem Guy
    11:29 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Chris, also Grizzly > Skoal



  167. Chris Harrison's Shoe Collection
    11:30 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    2010: Magic, Lebron, Big Ben, Obama…and zero wins against the RPI Top 25. Most overrated team in NCAA basketball history.



  168. BlueFins
    11:30 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    This post is sponsored by the letter “A” and the number “7”.



  169. Carolina Steve
    11:30 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Grizzly > Skoal – Ski > Ale 8



  170. JR
    11:30 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    I have 3 covers from last year – Boogie made a regional cover as well.



  171. Jonah Hex
    11:32 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Matt-

    I agree with the feeling towards the team but it isnt anger like during the Billy G years. This team is trying, playing hard for the most part. I think many of us just realize this team isnt a great team and the only chance they have to win it is if they get super hot in late March. Last years team SHOULD have won it and was our first legit shot at doing so in 8 years or so (because of two teams flameouts in the second round).

    This is a good team but not a great team. I think most realize that.



  172. Goodie Mob
    11:33 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    What you know about that banana and malaise?



  173. T-Money
    11:33 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    meh… That’s what we call summer KSR shows..



  174. UKfanFelicia
    11:35 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Hello, Tommy never faught because his daddy died in prison for fighting and stuff and his daddy asked him not to be like him



  175. Book Titles Authored by BTI
    11:35 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    B.eyond T.he I.ntern: A Guide To Recognizing You Will Only Achieve Transy Hot In Your Lifetime



  176. BlueFins
    11:36 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    You picked the wrong time to leave me “Mary”.



  177. the anti-cat
    11:37 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    The question is will matt make it out of the studio fast enough to join the rest of the sypher supporters at her sentencing at 1:30?



  178. CyberCat
    11:37 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    TRIPLE RAPE!



  179. UKfanFelicia
    11:37 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    its also a movie



  180. Moe Stansbury
    11:38 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Matt baby, you think Carolyn will give you a free pass like Andre Kirilenko’s nice wife does. If so save it for me!!



  181. Surprise Recruit
    11:39 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    I am LB Brandon Maye. Tee Martin getting it done.



  182. UKfanFelicia
    11:41 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Hey Matt check it out on Netflix, Kenny Rogers Coward of the County, not a bad movie



  183. CT
    11:41 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Matt, from wikipedia….

    It has been claimed that the “Gatlin boys” in the song are a reference to The Gatlin Brothers, against whom songwriter Roger Bowling had a bias. However, in “The Billboard Book of Number One Country Singles,” Rogers stated that he did not realize the connection, and that had he done so, he would have asked for the name to have been changed. Larry Gatlin also gave the song a positive review (“It’s a good song”).

    The Gatlin Brothers went on to open for Rogers on his 1980 tour, and provided backing vocals to his 1984 single, “Buried Treasure.”



  184. Waz Who?
    11:41 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    The Allman Brothers wrote a song about this guy… Ramblin’ Man



  185. U.S. Marshal Raylon Givens
    11:46 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    This team is the San Antonio Spurs of UK basketball teams.



  186. GoCats32
    11:47 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Last year’s team acted like they enjoyed the fans more than this year’s team.



  187. U.S. Marshal Raylon Givens
    11:47 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    It’s like we have a bunch of Tim Duncans and Manu Ginobilis running around out there



  188. Twitter
    11:47 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    It was better when you read messages from me. Too much crap on here.



  189. Chris Harrison's Shoe Collection
    11:50 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    As the years pass and the NBA is populated by more and more one-and-doners, we will care less and less about them. You also can’t expect guys like Wall and Cousins to carry a blue and white flag for very long into their careers, after they only spent 9-10 months in Lexington. It will be like expecting a great high school player to identify himself with the team he played on at summer camp.



  190. U.S. Marshal Raylon Givens
    11:52 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    My radio feed just cut out



  191. breaking news
    11:53 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    This just in: UL is teaming up with with ESPN and has scheduled a game with South Florida next year on Christmas day. Both teams will dress like elves with coach Pitino dressing like Santa.



  192. Kurt M
    11:53 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    What does Tyler Thompson think of the Larry Vaught jokes?



  193. Blue
    11:57 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Kanter is the most popular player on this team. That’s the problem.



  194. OverAnylizer
    12:03 pm February 18, 2011 Permalink

    how about a Fan Outfitters update?



  195. Arlo
    12:04 pm February 18, 2011 Permalink

    186, 188) Boy when you coming to see me?



  196. Al's IndiCats
    12:57 pm February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Missed the last 15 minutes of the program, did Matt have Glen Beck on again?



  197. J Naismith/Springfield Tourney
    1:24 pm February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Play in this tournament will be governed by my 13 original rules; Rules 5 & 9 especially interesting.

    1.The ball may be thrown in any direction with one or both hands.
    2.The ball may be batted in any direction with one or both hands, but never with the fist.
    3.A player cannot run with the ball. The player must throw it from the spot on which he catches it, allowance to be made for a man running at good speed.
    4.The ball must be held in or between the hands. The arms or body must not be used for holding it.
    5.No shouldering, holding, pushing, striking or tripping in any way of an opponent. The first infringement of this rule by any person shall count as a foul; the second shall disqualify him until the next goal is made or, if there was evident intent to injure the person, for the whole of the game. No substitution shall be allowed.
    6.A foul is striking at the ball with the fist, violations of Rules 3 and 4 and such as described in Rule 5.
    7.If either side make three consecutive fouls it shall count as a goal for the opponents (consecutive means without the opponents in the meantime making a foul).
    8.Goal shall be made when the ball is thrown or batted from the ground into the basket and stays there, providing those defending the goal do not touch or disturb the goal. If the ball rests on the edge and the opponents move the basket, it shall count as a goal.
    9.When the ball goes out of bounds, it shall be thrown into the field and played by the first person touching it. In case of dispute the umpire shall throw it straight into the field. The thrower-in is allowed five seconds. If he holds it longer, it shall go to the opponent. If any side persists in delaying the game, the umpire shall call a foul on them.
    10.The umpire shall be judge of the men and shall note the fouls and notify the referee when three consecutive fouls have been made. He shall have the power to disqualify men according to Rule 5.
    11.The referee shall be the judge of the ball and decide when it is in play in bounds, to which side it belongs, and shall keep the time. He shall decide when a goal has been made and keep account of the goals with any other duties that are usually performed by a referee.
    12.The time shall be two 15-minute halves with five minutes’ rest between.
    13.The side making the most goals in that time shall be declared the winners.

    Read more: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_are_the_Old_rules_of_basketball#ixzz1EKtSdKTB



  198. ThreeBux
    3:04 pm February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Speaking of Sky Walker….Got a chance to finally meet him a couple weeks ago at the KY Shop here in NKY. Very cool guy and very nice although he told me for a fact that the Cats would beat the Gators that night…….must have been the goggles……



  199. Chad Huffman
    4:07 pm February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Is it just me or does anyone else think Bif is going to come out of the hospitality room and start knocking Darin Horn on the head. “McFLY McFLY I thought I told you not to come to Rupp anymore McFly.”



  200. ColoradoCat
    4:51 pm February 18, 2011 Permalink

    Anything unrelated to elephants is irelephant.