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You can’t stop Billy Gillispie

So, NABC, you want to throw a few wrinkles and recommendations into recruiting?  That’s all fine and dandy.  Maybe Billy Gillispie’s recruiting had become just a little too much for the rest of the world to keep up with.  Fair enough.  But, I double dare you to try to put an end to all of the other things he’s been doing in this crazy summer.  As Mel Kiper would say, “his motor is always running”.  Just look at what else the paparazzi caught him doing this week.

gillispie-saved-by-the-bell.jpgHe got all Hawaiin style and partied with the gang – sans Mr. Belding.

gillispie-pit-crew.jpgGillispie took over as crew chief and led a major turnaround for this yellow car in his second race.

gillispie-soccer.jpgHe got kicked in the junk.  Hey, he shouldn’t have been playing soccer.

back-to-future-gillispie.jpgHe did us all a favor and went back in time to stop that A-hole Biff Tannen.

britney-spears-gillispie.jpgAnd, while he was in the past, he took a little private time to get Britney Spears in her prime.  So what?  He deserved it.

jones-gillispie-baby.jpgAnd, finally, he got reunited with his biological father, Matt Jones.

I can’t wait to see what he does next week.  Maybe he’ll save the world – or at least improve my Photoshop skills, which are most certainly making all of my former journalism teachers die inside right now as they read this.  I guess we’ll all know next Friday when we can publish more pictures of Gillispie’s covert activities.  Or not.  I think I hate this post already.

Article written by Thomas Beisner