Do you have what it takes to be the Athletic Director for the University of Georgia? Will you represent the NCAA’s unique attributes of fair play, character, learning, balance, spirit and community? Can you handle a program with an $84 million budget? Will you promote athletic excellence on local, conference and national levels for the men’s and women’s intercollegiate sports programs? Do you like to party? Do you like to drive home after you party?
If you answered yes to the last two questions, hold on to these red panties for me and apply to be the Athletic Director at the University of Georgia. All you need is a bachelor’s degree, a fifth of tequila, and your car keys. Good luck!