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Who farted in Fox Sports’ Cheerios?


Jeff Goodman left Fox Sports a little while ago, moving on to sully the good name of CBS for a spell. One thing that apparently didn’t leave with Goodman was the ability for Fox to post ridiculous, ignorant, and sometimes downright idiotic stuff on its website. The NBA draft gave them the opportunity to do just this, and they obliged it by tossing out two of the dumbest draft blurbs on the whole interweb about Kentucky’s second-round picks.

First, there’s this glowing endorsement of Josh Harrellson:

Prospect Rank: 79

Traded to Knicks. Josh Harrellson is not an NBA player. Congrats to him for getting drafted, but he’s got no business being taken. He’s tall and he works hard. That’s it.

That’s funny, because I thought getting drafted by the Knicks would make someone an NBA player. It’s a shame you weren’t tall, Mr. Draft Analyzer, or you could have made it to the league, because clearly you work very hard at your current job, making sure to get every detail right. Like in this snippet about DeAndre Liggins:

Prospect Rank: 54

Liggins essentially got squeezed out of Kentucky to make room for all the top recruits. He lacks the athleticism that some of the other defensive guards in this draft have had.

Nevermind. Turns out you don’t work very hard, because if you did, you’d know how stupid the two sentences you just wrote would be before writing them. It’s one thing to be a hater. It’s another to be a moron. Fox…this would fall into the ‘moron’ category. We expect better. Actually, we don’t.

[Fox Sports Draft Grades]

Article written by Hunter Campbell

I used to write here.

22 Comments for Who farted in Fox Sports’ Cheerios?

  1. Always > U ..of L
    1:18 pm June 25, 2011 Permalink

    Goodman is a schmuck. I hope Jorts calls him out after his first double-double. And I hope Liggins taunts him after a game like he did the WVU players this year… “Do the John Wall now!”

  2. invisibleink
    1:21 pm June 25, 2011 Permalink

    Ligg’s athleticism is what makes him a great defender

  3. Mr Schwump
    1:34 pm June 25, 2011 Permalink

    Fox Sports is an off shoot of Fox News. Next time either reports the truth will be the first.

  4. Jeff Van Undies
    1:34 pm June 25, 2011 Permalink

    Goodman fails at life!

  5. Pretty funny. Fox consistently disappoints on actual facts, but that never stops them from having plenty of stupid opinions.

  6. Neil
    1:44 pm June 25, 2011 Permalink

    What do you expect? It is Fox Sports…..they suck! They are the minor leagues of sports reporting. They try to be like CBS, NBC, and ABC but they are no where near that.

  7. SexnNursinHomes
    1:51 pm June 25, 2011 Permalink

    Did a KSR writer just use the word “farted” in the title of their post? holy ish. Bravo Mr. Campbell, Bravo.

  8. Section 133
    1:58 pm June 25, 2011 Permalink

    Shows you what Sean Hannity knows about basketball.

  9. PatPattersonISWalkingThruThatDoor
    2:00 pm June 25, 2011 Permalink

    what (7) said. “gooch” is next on the taboo list

  10. SexnNursinHomes
    2:01 pm June 25, 2011 Permalink

    9- HAHAHHA!!!!! spit up my 2:00 o’clock beer on that one

  11. Jason
    2:33 pm June 25, 2011 Permalink

    I hope Josh and DeAndre see that, those two get ignited by that sort of stuff and it will only make them work harder.

  12. KevinC
    2:59 pm June 25, 2011 Permalink

    I did….and it was more of a shart. And I ate Thai food the night before.

  13. siestakeycat
    3:25 pm June 25, 2011 Permalink

    Here is something that all of you should copy and paste. It is intended to be given out as ammunition against all the haters and morons out there. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you “The List”. (I am the compiler and original author.)

    Kentucky Basketball Cummlative All Time Statistics

    All Time Wins: 2052 (NCAA rank #1)
    All Time Winning Percentage: .760 (NCAA rank #1)
    NCAA Championships: 7 (NCAA rank #2)
    NCAA Championship Game Appearances: 10 (NCAA rank #2)
    NCAA Final Four Appearances: 14 (NCAA rank #4)
    NCAA Final Four Wins: 17 (NCAA rank #2)
    NCAA Elite-8 Appearances: 33 (NCAA rank #1)
    NCAA Sweet-16 Appearances: 42 (NCAA rank #1)
    NCAA Tournament Appearances: 51 (NCAA rank #1)
    NCAA Tournament Wins: 105 (NCAA rank #1)
    NCAA Tournament Games Played: 151 (NCAA rank #1)
    NCAA Tournament Winning Percantage: .695 (NCAA rank #5)
    Total Postseason Tournament Appearances (NIT and NCAA): 59 (NCAA rank #1)
    NBA Draft Picks: 100 (NCAA rank #1)
    All Americans: 52 (NCAA rank #1)
    All American Total Selections: 82 (NCAA rank #1)
    First Team Consensus All Americans: 16 (NCAA rank #1)
    First Team Consensus All-American Total Selections: 21 (NCAA rank #1)
    Final AP Poll Top-25 Finishes: 47 (NCAA rank #1)
    Final AP Poll Top-20 Finishes: 47 (NCAA rank #1)
    Final AP Poll Top-15 Finishes: 42 (NCAA rank #1)
    Final AP Poll Top-10 Finishes: 39 (NCAA rank #1)
    Final AP Poll Top-5 Finishes: 27 (NCAA rank #1)
    Final AP Poll #1 Finishes: 8 (NCAA rank #1)
    Final UPI/Coaches Poll Top-25 Finishes: 45 (NCAA rank #1)
    Final UPI/Coaches Poll Top-20 Finishes: 44 (NCAA rank #1)
    Final UPI/Coaches Poll Top-15 Finishes: 41 (NCAA rank #1)
    Final UPI/Coaches Poll Top-10 Finishes: 37 (NCAA rank #1)
    Final UPI/Coaches Poll Top-5 Finshes: 28 (NCAA rank #1)
    Final UPI/Coaches Poll #1 Finishes: 7 (NCAA rank #1)
    20-Win Seasons: 55 (NCAA rank #1)
    25-Win Seasons: 30 (NCAA rank #2)
    30-Win Seasons: 12 (NCAA rank #1)
    35-Win Seasons: 4 (NCAA rank #1)
    Total Winning Seasons: 91 (NCAA rank #2)
    Total Non-losing Seasons (.500 or better): 94 (NCAA rank #2)
    Total Coaches With a Final Four Appearance: 5 (NCAA rank #2)
    Total Coaches With a NCAA Championship: 4 (NCAA rank #1)
    Total Decades With a Final Four Appearance: 7 (NCAA rank #1)
    Total Decades With a NCAA Championship: 4 (NCAA rank #1)
    Conference Regular Season Championships: 46 (NCAA rank #2)
    Conference Tournament Championships: 28 (NCAA rank #1)

    In addition, Kentucky also has 2 NIT Titles (1946, 1976), 2 Helm’s Titles (1933, 1954), 2 undefeated seasons (1912, 1954), 5 Sugar Bowl Tournament Championships, 6 Naismith Hall-of-Fame members, 4 National Players-of-the-Year, 10 #1 seeds all time in the NCAA Tournament, 40 McDonald’s All-Americans, 57 1000-point scorers, 18 NBA champions, and 10 Olympic Gold Medal winners.

    Furthermore, Kentucky also holds the NCAA record for Consectutive Non-Losing Seasons (60), and for Consectutive Home Court Victories (129). Kentucky also has 23 National Attendance Titles (an NCAA record), and plays in the nation’s largest basketball arena (Rupp Arena). Kentucky also has both the nation’s largest radio and television affiliate networks.

    Final notes: Kentucky has made a 3-point basket in 788 consectutive games, and is the only school to have multiple NCAA (7) and NIT (2) Championships. Kentucky has also played before both the largest regulation basketball game crowd in history (79,129), and the largest Final Four crowd in history (75,421). And finally, Kentucky was the first school to reach both the 1000-win and 2000-win victory plateaus.

    Conference Tournament Championships: 28 (NCAA rank #1)

  14. siestakeycat
    3:27 pm June 25, 2011 Permalink

    Sorry for the typo at the bottom, please disregard.

  15. siestakeycat
    3:46 pm June 25, 2011 Permalink

    Further, in the categories of “Consensus All Americans” and “Consensus All-American Total Selections”, UK is actually #2 in both of these categories (behind Kansas), not #1. Sorry for this typo, I just caught it. Please update accordingly. Everything else is completely updated and accurate, I assure you. Have a nice day!

  16. siestakeycat
    4:14 pm June 25, 2011 Permalink

    So, in 42 major categories, Kentucky is #1 in 30 of them, #2 in 10 of them, #4 in one, and #5 in one. That’s complete domination folks, and should leave little doubt about who has the best tradition in the history of college basketball. Show this to a Louisville, IU, or UNC fan today!

  17. barn
    4:14 pm June 25, 2011 Permalink

    wow! thanks for all that research. i didn’t realize we held some of those 1sts. enjoy the white sand. if you get to siesta beach tell the mayor i’ll buy him a burger next time i’m there. don’t know who the mayor is ask anyone around the pavillion.

  18. yeahright
    4:51 pm June 25, 2011 Permalink

    #1 in references to “gooch” on fan blogs, too.

  19. Kyle Mann
    4:55 pm June 25, 2011 Permalink

    Goodman pretends to be a Kentucky guy when it’s convenient, which, hey, that’s fine. Just to make it clear, though: I’m not going to stop calling him a jackass. He always has been and he always will be.

  20. macon_volfan
    8:13 pm June 25, 2011 Permalink

    a few tidbits:

    Goodman DID NOT write the article. He left fox sports. That’s mentioned in the article. I’m sure you’ll appologize to him later.

    Also, being a 2nd round pick DOES NOT make you an NBA player. It gives you an opportunity to go to camp with the team, but there is no guarantee that you will be on the team.

  21. JEREMY
    11:11 am June 27, 2011 Permalink

    Come on Jeff? Liggins got squeezed out to make room for the incoming class??? Uh…no he didnt! He made that decision himself, remember he just had a kid and Cal told him and everyone else told him he should come back! Get your facts straight before writing something, yeah pitino pushed rodrick rhodes out the door for ron mercer. But Cal did not push liggins out. Liggins himself said he thought he would lose playing time because of the incoming talent. Coach Cal tells every recruit that they have to earn it in practice or someone else will and they will be the one playing! I have complete respect for your writing but come man…

  22. Tokyo Satchel
    5:05 am June 28, 2011 Permalink

    It seems the sports and news divisions share a keen eye for talent.