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Where In The World Is John Calipari?

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Today, he’s in Washington, D.C.  Coach Cal snuck off to the nation’s capital and had a little chat with Senator Mitch McConnell and the good folks in his office.  So what was the mission of the trip to D.C.?  That’s yet to be determined.  And, as we tend to do around here, we let the smart people decide.  So let us know.  Why was Calipari in D.C.?  Best answer gets all the wonderful benefits that come with dual United States and Big Blue Nation citizenship.

Kaboom!

Article written by Thomas Beisner

75 Comments for Where In The World Is John Calipari?



  1. toilet bowl
    3:34 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    1st



  2. Rick Roy
    3:34 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    Obvisly hes fixing our country’s debt issues!! Thanks Cal!



  3. stevem
    3:36 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    To get a Congressional appropriation for the new Rupp Arena. Just sneak it into the Afghanistan budget. No one will notice.



  4. bigbluedude
    3:36 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    wonder if mcconnel smiled? i dont think he is capable of smiling



  5. bigbluelush
    3:40 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    Obama asked him for some bracketology advice.



  6. I hate Duke
    3:40 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    I think he went there to donkey punch nancy pelosi, followed by a dirty sanchez to debbie wasserman-schultz!



  7. ukchampion
    3:43 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    6 – hahaha



  8. Aziz
    3:45 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    He’s not -he just stopped by on his way to Baltimore for some Boog’s BBQ with Matt.



  9. gillie
    3:45 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    So we never found out what Kaboom meant??



  10. paul ryan
    3:47 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    6. – Yes! Exactly what the country needs! haha



  11. gillie
    3:47 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    Do you want to know why hes in DC?? Honestly because he can be.



  12. slicky ricky
    3:48 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    he was helping bachman pray the gay out of mcconnell!



  13. Munngie
    3:49 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    Lobbying for big coal on behalf of his pal Joe Craft?
    Delivering some highschool boys for his majesties pleasure?



  14. big blue
    3:50 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    Cal is appealing his 500th win celebration. He had to testify in front of the senate!



  15. ukcatfannfl
    3:52 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    He’s there to schedule a convenient time for the UK alumni to host a 2012 national title party at Grevy’s and if Obama is available, then visit the White House!



  16. Jim Bob
    3:52 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    KABOOM is what happened when Cal met the debt ceiling. Problem solved.



  17. CatWalk
    3:53 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    Cal and McConnell are putting a bill together that will once and for all get rid of that ghetto university that sits in the middle of Louisville. Attached to the bill is a motion to have Pitino and Forde banned from the state (and from its middle aged women) forever!



  18. lee
    3:53 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    New Orange Leaf location, obvs



  19. gillie
    3:57 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    Dlambs good at D why do people keep sayin he cant play d. Even Beis has been sayin it.



  20. Jimmy Wall
    4:00 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    He’s there to bring back JWall for the summer pickup games



  21. Laker Cat 18
    4:01 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    Calipari for President 2020! After he retires from coaching at UK of course.



  22. gillie
    4:02 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    haha



  23. gillie
    4:06 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    uh..



  24. Just Saying
    4:07 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    Wanting to see if the Wizards want to draft his entire 2011-12 roster. It will be the greatest day in UK history….again!



  25. BBall2011
    4:07 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    UNC on an aircraft carrier will be nothing compared to UK’s game on the White House lawn.



  26. Kingofh*ll
    4:09 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    well, Cal might want to arrange a basketball game in the capitol. UK will represent the Democrats (blue color), and Louisville will be the republicans (red). This will solve the debt problem straight up.



  27. Wildcat Willie say
    4:11 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    He’s coaching the congress against the Executive Branch.
    He knows Obama can only go to his left(pun intended).
    He will show the congressional cats the defense to shut that group of lefties down.
    He will then return to Lex to take the Wildcats to # 8.



  28. Ryan
    4:13 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    Pork money for the biggest baddest basketball stadium in the World.



  29. Francis the Talking Mule
    4:13 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    There to yell at politicians “You Selfish MF”!



  30. Jay Schiedler's Mullet
    4:14 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    Obviously he’s gonna run for guvna after hangin # 8…..



  31. bigcatdaddy4263
    4:14 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    To have the city of Loserville annexed into the sorry state of Indiana…



  32. bigcatdaddy4263
    4:15 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    To have that shitty city of Loserville annexed into the shitty state of Indiana…



  33. bung
    4:17 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    the U.S. Senate will honor him for 500 victories and hope the nc2a says someting



  34. Laker Cat 18
    4:18 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    32 & 33. The first one just wasn’t good enough LOL. Well done.



  35. CanFanStuckin IN
    4:20 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    Maybe he is asking for Obama to give his jersey back?



  36. wo1fs8urgt
    4:23 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    The whitehouse has the nicest poopers.



  37. bung
    4:26 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    Cal is trying to get money for the political science dept



  38. mudcreekmark
    4:27 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    To talk to the Senate and House about the new group of leagues that will replace the NCAA.Checking on the legality of it.



  39. China
    4:28 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    He’s loaning the government some money to get out of debt.



  40. BlueCatNKY
    4:30 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    He’s definitely negotiating a deal to solve the debt limit. When it saves the country the NCAA will send nasty letters to Congress and the president demanding public apologies.



  41. iWantToGrowUpToBeTheDrewFranklin
    4:30 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    He was there to let Obama know he would be running against him in the upcoming election. Calipari/World Wide Wes 2012



  42. John Roush
    4:31 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    Obviously he is there to spend the day with a Centre alumna.



  43. ukbill
    4:31 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    Looks like sexn is using a new name in #6



  44. snarkster
    4:36 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    Having Tipton declared an “enermy combatant” and shipped to Guantanamo. Just wait until Amnesty Internaional hears. That has to be against the Geneva Convention – even where al Quaida terrorists are concerned.



  45. Bco
    4:36 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    Getting the govt to Investigate the NCAA



  46. vandylaw
    4:39 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    Natalie McIntyre (left) is hot.



  47. Suzie Roush
    4:43 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    42, obviously he was there to bang the girl on his right.



  48. vandygaylaw
    4:45 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    He’s there to house hunt with Enes.



  49. cats11
    4:46 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    Because he could literally do a better job than Obama.



  50. A Cat Fan in DC
    4:51 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    Republicans are stupid.

    Maybe Cal will make a trip into Ben’s Chili Bowl though.



  51. John Roush
    4:53 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    46. Thanks, Robby.



  52. pji
    4:53 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    Glad he didn’t meet with Obama, the rednecks would go crazy on here.



  53. soggyUKgrad
    5:00 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    come on guys…Cal is clearly in DC to ask McConnell if any of the republican presidential candidates would like to add SexNnursinHomes to their staff as a speech writer.



  54. Eric
    5:03 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    2,1,3



  55. UKgrad
    5:27 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    Kara Osborne..Woof woof



  56. DonkeyPuncher
    5:33 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    Mitch wants cal to run for office.
    A new ice cream store will help!



  57. Dcatsfan20
    5:36 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    He went to talk about players getting paid and a new arena



  58. Lou eaton
    5:48 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    I have first hand info that he was delivering geographical coordinates (Chapel Hill)to the new Commander in Afganistan for his first brone bombing mission…



  59. I Shoot 4s
    5:51 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    55. Agreed. Even uglier inside



  60. UK College of Alcohol
    5:58 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    @55 I was thinking that was kara osborne. I just about texted my roommate to see if that was her or not. haha too funny



  61. FinjaDave
    6:20 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    #6 I Hate Duke should win. Case Closed.



  62. wkycat
    6:23 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    Did Cals good friends Dr. Mark Emmert and Dennis Thomas get invited? I’m sure McConnell would like to talk to them!!!!!!!!!



  63. bmt22033
    6:24 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    I heard he was here to fix traffic on 66 and 495…and finish up the Springfield Interchange before hell freezes over.



  64. blitzedanddazed
    6:29 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    Mitch McConnell is a disgrace to the United States. Howdy Doody has been a Senator since 1984 and has not written
    one significant piece of legislation while in Congress. Want to talk about a waste of tax payer money? The Commonwealth of Ky. payed money so Mitch could graduate from UK Law School. What the hell are you thinking Cal?



  65. A Kentucky lady
    6:49 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    Really like #4 & 17
    I think he is there, hopefully, to convince Mr. Personality, Mitch McC to investigate the NC2A.
    The second thing on the agenda demand Tn. allows no other coach wears the same sports coat that the former ‘orange’ bruce wore to any of the Ky clobbers Tn games.
    The third request demands turde, flipton, goodman, sterling and the rest of the lying sons of Saginaw fishermen turn in their media credentials and join monasteries and that ‘other’ coach vanished to the sewers of Boston.
    The fourth thing on the agenda is to rename the large city west of Lexington that sits on the Ohio with a chicken bucket facing Indiana, Lexington West! I live in that city and just can’t say the name! Go Cats!



  66. bluetooth
    7:12 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    he is there to assure all of us that obumba is not the anti christ



  67. bluesunglassesatnight
    7:38 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    66. but he is!



  68. CAUKFAN
    8:33 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    Have a drink with his buddy Rand.



  69. CatsFanLobbyist
    9:12 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    While I tend to lean towards the right politically, I can’t say I would bend that way in this picture. As a matter of fact, I wouldn’t cross the aisle and choose to the left either.

    Calipari, and Senator McConnell for that matter, usually have far better taste.



  70. AirForceCat
    9:25 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    He’s either there finger blasting Nancy Pelosi, or tongue punching Michelle Obama in the fart box



  71. FKCat
    10:23 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    McConnell requested his advice in making sure Obama is a “one & done” President.



  72. Lex07
    10:50 pm July 19, 2011 Permalink

    Maybe he stopped by D.C. for a threesome.



  73. Jordan
    2:36 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    Calipari was in the capital pre-planning the team visit for next year after we win the title. Never hurts to be plan ahead. They both are busy men. Smart move guys.



  74. Jordan
    2:37 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    Calipari was in the capital pre-planning the team visit for next year after we win the title. Never hurts to plan ahead. They both are busy men. Smart move guys.



  75. Jordan
    2:40 pm July 20, 2011 Permalink

    Probably headed to Bristol next to get the visit televised live on ESPN!