Where in the world is Billy Clyde Gillispie?

Over the course of the past three weeks, we’ve brought you photos of Kentucky coach Billy Gillispie away from the court in hopes of giving you a glimpse of the sheer power that the man possesses.  It started out as a simple journey rooted in curiosity after the NABC suggested that he no longer take commitments from kids who aren’t yet juniors and I wondered what he would do to pass the new free time.  We moved on the next week with the money we were raking in from Boone’s Butcher Shop and even hired a real paparazzi to catch Coach in the middle of his most outrageous activities. 

But, now, we enter a new era of “WITWIBCG?”.  That’s right, folks.  For the first time ever, this post is coming at you with an official stamp of approval from Coach Gillispie himself.  Always the terror on the recruiting trail and the leader on the court, the man also must have quite the sense of humor (or pity for my poor PhotoShop skills) as the good words came straight from the horses mouth late last week that he was a fan of these pictures and that he finds them entertaining.  So, now that my life has peaked at 25, I give you the latest pictures that we’ve uncovered this week…

8 seconds?  HA!  Gillispie just rode the bull until it gave up and went to sleep.

He proved that given a choice between Viagra and a man who can dominate the recruiting trail, chicks dig recruiting.

He tried to figure out why Bruce Pearl, who happens to be Jewish, still insisted on wishing him a Merry Christmas every single day in July.

He brought you to your shuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuh kneeeees knees! 

He caught the first performance of Joker Phillips’ Motown cover band, “The Oh-Sevens”.

And a special thanks to loyal KSR reader Kyle Slankard for capturing this photo of Chuck Norris and Rich Brooks who were apparently comparing notes on the quickest way to rip the heart and soul out of an opponent.  Before you start trying to decide who would win in a battle of the death, just stop.  There is no right answer.  Your head will likely just explode.

Until next week…