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What is LeBron doing in Lexington today?

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We all know King James was in Lexington last night playing pickup basketball with the Cayuts, but apparently he is still in town hanging out with the guys. Earlier today, LeBron tweeted, “Rolling through Lex with (Brandon Weems). UK is all over this city. It’s only right.” Which makes me wonder – what would a Miami celebrity like LeBron James do in a city like Lexington? It’s a great place to you and me, but for an outsider like LeBron, what could he possibly do today to entertain himself? Let’s take some guesses….

Tour all six stops on the KY Bourbon Trail… It’s what everyone does when they visit Kentucky. You don’t get that kind of sweet amber nectar down on South Beach. I just wonder if LeBron will dip a bottle in the Maker’s wax or pass it to Dwyane Wade to dip it for him. (Just kidding, Lebron. Love you.)

Visit a horse farm… And do stuff that people do at horse farms.

Drink an Ale-8-One… When in Lexington, do as the Lexingtonians do. Although, that might violate his contract with Sprite.

Buy Ale-8-One… Why not?

Watch an episode of KSTV… Weeknights at 7:30 and 11:00 or anytime on Insight On Demand Channel 103.

Eat at Tolly Ho… The man’s gotta eat, right? I bet he’s hunched over a Super Ho and a side of cheddar tots right now.

Pizzadillas at Tin Roof… Maybe pinball and fist fights aren’t LeBron’s thing. He could walk right around the corner from the Craft Center and eat one of Tin Roof’s hybrid quesadillas. They’re awesome. He could even donate some Cleveland junk to Wes and Tim to hang on the walls or say hi to Josh Harrellson who is probably there somewhere.

Play wide receiver for Kentucky… Does LeBron have any eligibility on the gridiron? He fits the mold for a wide receiver and I know a team that desperately needs one. Suit him up, Joker.

Try on children’s superhero clothing at Wal-Mart… All the other basketball stars are doing it. (1) (2) (3)

Orange Leaf… Nah.

Give him your own suggestions in the comments section.

Enjoy your time in Lexington, LeBron…

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Article written by Drew Franklin

I can recite every line from Forrest Gump, blindfolded. Follow me on Twitter: @DrewFranklinKSR

59 Comments for What is LeBron doing in Lexington today?



  1. SexnNursinHomes
    3:10 pm September 14, 2011 Permalink

    awwww, what a sweet looking family….



  2. Dr. Dick Fitzenbutts
    3:11 pm September 14, 2011 Permalink

    What’s up with Bron’s crotch? (no homo)



  3. Ricky Bobby
    3:11 pm September 14, 2011 Permalink

    He looks really…..uh…..excited?



  4. .
    3:12 pm September 14, 2011 Permalink

    The photoshop would look less fake if he wasn’t wearing a Cavaliers T.



  5. anonymous
    3:14 pm September 14, 2011 Permalink

    photoshop? you sir are an idiot.



  6. @ckb_64
    3:14 pm September 14, 2011 Permalink

    Enroll at UK to be a student assistant with this years team!



  7. AJ
    3:16 pm September 14, 2011 Permalink

    Stop by nephews & niece’s dorms & drop $5K each on them. They could use some of his pocket change.



  8. Dirk
    3:18 pm September 14, 2011 Permalink

    First!!!!!



  9. rebel
    3:18 pm September 14, 2011 Permalink

    What’s with the Orange Leaf reference? Are we not supposed to like it?



  10. M. Arden
    3:18 pm September 14, 2011 Permalink

    Umm, am I really 1st?



  11. OneAndDone
    3:19 pm September 14, 2011 Permalink

    I bet he’s running through the fountains at the courthouse



  12. SweetTeaMob til I DIE
    3:19 pm September 14, 2011 Permalink

    4. Even if it was photoshopped, which it obviously isn’t, why would he be wearing a Cavs shirt?? Nice try hoss.



  13. Bleaker
    3:21 pm September 14, 2011 Permalink

    Either it is getting cold in there, or her right side is starting to get excited about standing next to Bron Bron!



  14. lebron
    3:22 pm September 14, 2011 Permalink

    King James should get his pic next to the castle



  15. Jizzle
    3:24 pm September 14, 2011 Permalink

    Is that a rager or is Lebron just happy to be in Lexington?



  16. IthinkIknow
    3:24 pm September 14, 2011 Permalink

    Playin bloody knuckles with Rob Bromley



  17. JJohn
    3:26 pm September 14, 2011 Permalink

    I heard he was at Willy T at around 2:30 today



  18. Bo ner
    3:30 pm September 14, 2011 Permalink

    Lebron is happy



  19. mlc
    3:30 pm September 14, 2011 Permalink

    I know that girl. She lives in Lex – former Chi O.



  20. Trent
    3:32 pm September 14, 2011 Permalink

    14. Are you talking about the castle near Versailles or the Castle jewelry stores?

    Also, it definitely isn’t a photoshop, you can tell from the pixels



  21. Barton
    3:32 pm September 14, 2011 Permalink

    Sweet getto ps2



  22. Hoss
    3:35 pm September 14, 2011 Permalink

    12. Um…he’s talking about the top photo. Obviously photoshopped – check. Cavs shirt – check. KSTV didn’t exist when he was a Cav…that’s his point.



  23. ChairmanRowe
    3:36 pm September 14, 2011 Permalink

    Do you think LeBron might be in town for the fall sales at Keeneland as well? Or maybe he really hates Louisville? I bet he could catch a football or two…suit him up tomorrow. Did they let that Olympic skier play college football? I can’t remember.

    Ale-8-One, oh how I miss thee. I know I could order some directly and get it shipped out here to Denver, but that’s a road I probably shouldn’t start down. I’ll get my fix when I’m back in Lexington over Thanksgiving weekend. Does anyone know when individual game tickets for the basketball season go on sale? I’d like to go to the Portland game when I’m back.



  24. .
    3:44 pm September 14, 2011 Permalink

    22. Thanks. They have a point though, it’s not photoshop, it’s microsoft paint.



  25. catcrawler
    3:44 pm September 14, 2011 Permalink

    UK’s facilities are basically like NBA teams, so Lebron is definitely staying in shape. Good to see the King in the Capital of Basketball.



  26. Walden Schmidt
    3:49 pm September 14, 2011 Permalink

    Methinks that the King is getting a Woody.



  27. tootie
    3:50 pm September 14, 2011 Permalink

    I wonder who wasted more time, me for reading that or him for writing that



  28. Pedigo
    3:52 pm September 14, 2011 Permalink

    Just because he is playing in Miami doesn’t mean he can’t lounge in a Cavs shirt these days. C’mon people.



  29. Hoss
    3:54 pm September 14, 2011 Permalink

    22- get your own name, son.



  30. Dan From Fully House
    4:00 pm September 14, 2011 Permalink

    I can’t believe the photoshop discussions revolve around his damn shirt as opposed to the fact that the picture on the TV is flat an has no glare!



  31. super sleuth
    4:03 pm September 14, 2011 Permalink

    It takes 0.35 seconds on google images to find the original picture. Type “lebron watching tv”.



  32. just saying
    4:04 pm September 14, 2011 Permalink

    are you all serious? That pic is years old, the KSTV was photoshopped in, and its supposed to be funny. No one took a pic of Lebron lying in a hotel watching KSTV.

    As far as what to do while in Lex, go ahead and make a mocha baby with that MILF former Chi-O



  33. Chris
    4:13 pm September 14, 2011 Permalink

    What I get out of that top picture is that a millionaire baller carries his Playstation around like I do…in a shoebox. He’s just common peeps.



  34. Dandy Don
    4:15 pm September 14, 2011 Permalink

    I guess Chi-0’s make Lebron go from 6 o’clock to 12 o’clock. One more thing me and Lebron have in common



  35. Dandy Don
    4:18 pm September 14, 2011 Permalink

    Looks like former Chi-0’s make Lebron go from 6 o’clock to 12 o’clock. Making it one more thing me and King James have in common



  36. Catsantonio
    4:21 pm September 14, 2011 Permalink

    Lebron — you sir have a massive erection.



  37. bhamilton
    4:22 pm September 14, 2011 Permalink

    What is Chi-O?



  38. LeBron's Slogan
    4:23 pm September 14, 2011 Permalink

    Out like a boner in sweatpants!!



  39. Jessdogky
    4:26 pm September 14, 2011 Permalink

    Are they at some kind of buffet?



  40. Jarrod Polson
    4:26 pm September 14, 2011 Permalink

    Bron Bron,

    Shoot me a text and we’ll get our game on later on PS2!!!

    P.S. We can go out for some ice cream later and look for some women!



  41. SD
    4:32 pm September 14, 2011 Permalink

    chi-omega sorority. The best of the best



  42. sexington ky
    4:34 pm September 14, 2011 Permalink

    everyone who thinks the top photo is real is A. not bright and B. Obviously looking past his hairline



  43. (Drew Carey Voice) and Survey
    4:48 pm September 14, 2011 Permalink

    Anyone else think that Lebron won’t respond to Jarrod’s tweet. Especially since hes not following him and Lebron probably gets 1000s of tweets to him daily.



  44. BBUK
    4:54 pm September 14, 2011 Permalink

    AKA Chi-Hoes



  45. UKGoBigBlue
    5:08 pm September 14, 2011 Permalink

    LeBron just excited because he heard he was going to be on KSR. LeBron says How you do’in. Matt needs to get an interview with LeBron.



  46. Lebron's erection
    5:15 pm September 14, 2011 Permalink

    Make room everyone, the real King is here



  47. Claude Holiday III
    7:47 pm September 14, 2011 Permalink

    I’m deeply saddened by all the comments regarding Lebron’s package………….But then again, I noticed it too, so I can’t say anything. LOL. The chic is hot, so hopefully he’s just happy to see her. Either that or he’s hung like a war criminal.



  48. kentuckyjoe
    7:47 pm September 14, 2011 Permalink

    We love Lebron!



  49. Julius Randall Montana IV
    7:52 pm September 14, 2011 Permalink

    If you look closely at the KSTV image, Matt is showing you just how large Lebron’s third leg really is. He would know:)



  50. WildcatsOne
    7:53 pm September 14, 2011 Permalink

    Dang….hung like a Portugese Long-Haired Yak.



  51. Dane Brammage
    8:26 pm September 14, 2011 Permalink

    Kang’z chubb could be a ‘shout out’ to the Football’s un-original slo(r)gan “RISE”.

    Do the Bungles have that RISE slogan?

    The Foul Cons do.

    Nevertheless, it appears the ‘little one’ is fixated on the left ………….



  52. Daveisawesome
    9:00 pm September 14, 2011 Permalink

    The king…. is….. HERE!



  53. In the Burg
    9:03 pm September 14, 2011 Permalink

    Are the people arguing about the top picture being photoshoped the same ones who get mad at Not Jerry Tipton and call him out?



  54. R U FO REALZ?
    9:38 pm September 14, 2011 Permalink

    54. ha ha, yes.



  55. Sarmara Tass
    10:25 pm September 14, 2011 Permalink

    Hung like Benito Mussolini, Like….Sheriff Bart..An they wuz right!



  56. Marvin b
    11:06 pm September 14, 2011 Permalink

    Glad that’s not my wife and kid in the photo!!



  57. IT"S CALLED A SHADOW
    8:10 am September 15, 2011 Permalink

    Do you all seriously thing that’s a woody? lol Does anyone see the SHADOW that’s running across his junk, giving the illusion that there is depth there!? C’mon folks get wit it



  58. Blue2daCore
    1:14 pm September 15, 2011 Permalink

    RISE!!!