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What Did They Talk About?

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You know the drill.  It’s slow.  We have a very vague Tweet to tease our minds and stimulate our creative bone.  So get after it.  What did Calipari and Texas coach Rick Barnes talk about? Make it good.  Don’t waste everyone’s time.

Article written by Thomas Beisner

41 Comments for What Did They Talk About?



  1. Hambone
    4:42 pm July 23, 2011 Permalink

    Cal: “What’s up coach?”

    Barnes: “Hey Cal, us coaches have been talking about something and I had to ask. Since you live in Kentucky and hear the news, you’d know better than most. Did it really only take Coach P 15 seconds to impregnate that broad?”



  2. Irishhooliganx
    4:43 pm July 23, 2011 Permalink

    Barnes: Why didn’t you accept my facebook request?

    Cal: Because I am pretty sure you are guilty of some infractions and
    I don’t want my friend’s list vacated.



  3. BPsycho
    4:47 pm July 23, 2011 Permalink

    Pshhh, everyone knows flies speak spanish….



  4. Matty G
    4:49 pm July 23, 2011 Permalink

    Listen Cal, I’m not interested in your job…



  5. Mr.Economics
    4:50 pm July 23, 2011 Permalink

    Barnes: Is Tipton really that good of a reporter?

    Cal: Probably – I hear he secretly works for Murdouch



  6. Cals Cats
    4:51 pm July 23, 2011 Permalink

    Barnes: Cal who are you really after? I want to go ahead and official announce that I’m removing my name from those players recruitment.



  7. JVice
    4:53 pm July 23, 2011 Permalink

    Barnes: Cal, you know I turned your job down at least 3 times, right?
    Cal: (rolls eyes)



  8. SexnNursinHomes
    4:54 pm July 23, 2011 Permalink

    3- hahaha

    Cal: Yeah Coach?

    Barnes: Nothing. just wanted to take my name out of consideration for that guy’s future twitter about me signalling you over here.



  9. Darryl Isaac
    4:55 pm July 23, 2011 Permalink

    I think Rick Barnes took his name out of consideration for recruiting any player against Calipari.



  10. Catsincebirth
    4:59 pm July 23, 2011 Permalink

    “Hey Calipari, you sure can recruit but you can’t coach!”



  11. Catsincewhocares
    5:30 pm July 23, 2011 Permalink

    I’m glad to see this divide in the bluegrass about Coach Cal. Idiots on this site ignorantly blame Cal as much as Kanye Wests blames racism on George Bush.
    With Tubby we had a championship, yes. However, did it look like another was on the way? It was clear he could RECRUIT, but in the end he could not COACH a number one recruiting class and keep them from blowing up internally.
    With Billy G, well, we were with Billy G. (Implied facepalm)
    With Cal, we have an Elite Eight, Final Four, Two SEC Championships, and the third straight number one recruiting class. You would have to have lived under a rock for the past 2 years to think Cal isn’t a good coach and leader for our program.



  12. Jim
    5:39 pm July 23, 2011 Permalink

    Barnes……”Hey coach, can you let me get a top rated guy every now and then….especially in my own state”

    Coach Cal…….”why…you will just choke in the NCAA Tournament like you always do…you can’t handle this type of talent”

    Barnes…..”But how will I know if they are too talented for me”

    Coach Cal…..”If you see me in the gym….move on”



  13. slicky ricky
    5:46 pm July 23, 2011 Permalink

    cal :what cracka-lackin
    barnes:thats racist
    cal:its slang the kids use
    barnes which ones
    cal:the cool ones i guess
    barnes:hoe do you know they are cool
    cal:the other kids tell me
    barnes:which ones
    cal:the nerds
    barnes:how do u know the are nerds
    cal:flat bills, line beards, putting the loser sign up yelling Lyes
    barnes:i know the type
    cal:why did you call me over here
    barnes:oh yeah, did you validate your parking?



  14. SexnNursinHomes
    5:46 pm July 23, 2011 Permalink

    10- your anal blisters are from gay sex



  15. Kyle
    5:49 pm July 23, 2011 Permalink

    Barnes: we need to schedule a game on the moon.



  16. UKinIN
    5:51 pm July 23, 2011 Permalink

    Barnes – “I was afraid to take the Head Coach job, but do you have any assistant openings?”



  17. ReasonableUKFAN
    5:52 pm July 23, 2011 Permalink

    Cal – Yeah coach?
    Barnes – Can I get your autograph…it’s for…my daughter…yea my daughter
    Cal – Yea sure coach. What’s her name?
    Barnes – Rick…



  18. mudcreekmark
    5:59 pm July 23, 2011 Permalink

    Coach Cal: Exactly who did you have to blow to get your own ESPN Network?



  19. fakinnomah
    6:09 pm July 23, 2011 Permalink

    Barnes: Cal who do you really want? That way me and the other coaches know who we need to actually spend time recruiting.



  20. Blasphemy
    6:17 pm July 23, 2011 Permalink

    Cal: Hey
    Barnes: Did you hear about Amy Winehouse?
    Cal: yeah, sucks to be her, least now she doesn’t have to worry about having to get dentures
    Barnes: I know, right? That was it, later.
    Cal: later.



  21. ZombieLibrarian
    6:17 pm July 23, 2011 Permalink

    They were probably commiserating on both having dodged the PR bullet that was Tony Woods. They ARE recruiting eskimo brothers after that whole fiasco.



  22. Blasphemy
    6:18 pm July 23, 2011 Permalink

    Too soon?



  23. Stud Studerson
    6:21 pm July 23, 2011 Permalink

    Oh I get it now.. The past three months every single post ends with a question. Readers thig you really care about their opinion so they click your site again to cOmment, then click again to post comment. More clicks=more $. Brilliant, Jones.



  24. Blasphemy
    6:27 pm July 23, 2011 Permalink

    23) I know right? The worst part is when they put up, like, content and they like, make it really entertaining. Then they, like, put up videos ‘n stuff. They then TOTALLY bring in recruiting stuff because that’s what we want during the, like, summer. Then people make, like, sarcastic comments, then people make even more, like, like , like, like, ummmmmm, like, more sarcastic reply comments. I feel ya dawg.



  25. catscatscats
    6:49 pm July 23, 2011 Permalink

    I think they talked about how to one up the UNC vs MSU game that is going to take place and a ship. A UK vs Texas match that well be the most talked about game



  26. Penn&Teller
    6:52 pm July 23, 2011 Permalink

    Barnes–I’m havin’ trouble learnin’ this here Keno.



  27. Inside Your Mind
    7:05 pm July 23, 2011 Permalink

    Barnes: “You sure you want this guy?”
    Cal: “Yeah, i’m sure.”
    Barnes: “Ok, that’s what i needed to know. I’m outta here.”



  28. BPsycho
    7:13 pm July 23, 2011 Permalink

    #24 +2



  29. BlueFins
    7:32 pm July 23, 2011 Permalink

    “If he came to Texas, I surely could waste his talent.”



  30. Ryan
    8:05 pm July 23, 2011 Permalink

    So it really only took 15 seconds?



  31. Cal'sfatgut
    8:33 pm July 23, 2011 Permalink

    They were likely trying to hash out which players WWW is going to hand deliver to each school.



  32. ChocolateBalls
    8:50 pm July 23, 2011 Permalink

    RB: Lets say this Billy G feller is gonna come after some of my players. I need something to throw out to get him off his game.
    Cal: college girls.

    BOOM.



  33. rainman
    8:55 pm July 23, 2011 Permalink

    Could you tell me who you’re looking at, so we can recruit the others?



  34. HappyDays
    9:29 pm July 23, 2011 Permalink

    Barnes: Have you seen Billy G?
    Cal: No why
    Barnes: This guy Henry Winkler is looking for him
    Barnes: Wants to start some Fonzi Scheme
    Cal: Ha, ha did you join?
    Barnes: Nah I think I will pull my name out



  35. Rick Barnes
    9:45 pm July 23, 2011 Permalink

    Remember when my team was #1 and your team was #2? You stole my mojo and I’d like it back now please.



  36. catsincebirth
    10:19 pm July 23, 2011 Permalink

    #11…..are you a moron?….that is sarcasm…that’s always been the knock on Barnes that he can recruit but not coach….therefore he is saying that to Calipari….jeez you people.



  37. Nottah
    11:39 pm July 23, 2011 Permalink

    Barnes: So Billy G was telling me about this great investment. Sounds like a can’t miss. You in?
    Cal: I think I’ll pass.



  38. locukfan
    3:52 am July 24, 2011 Permalink

    Barnes “hey Cal, are you going after (insert recruit name here)”?
    Calipari “sigh, yes rick I am”
    Barnes “DAMMIT”



  39. Poop
    7:22 am July 24, 2011 Permalink

    they were probably discussing a game in the Cowboys’ Stadium



  40. tom9698
    9:49 am July 24, 2011 Permalink

    Cal:Why are you coming over here? Barnes: Everyones watching you,so this is the only way anyone will know i’m even here!



  41. aardvarkslayer
    2:53 pm July 24, 2011 Permalink

    Barnes: So what do we do with all this air time on the Longhorn Network? We’re not used to being on TV that much in Texas.
    Calipari: Yeah and it’s a shame the post-season ends earlier in Texas than it does for Kentucky.