I know Mike Patrick won’t be calling tonight’s potential snooze-fest between Vandy and South Carolina, but whoever it is, they cannot say anything that will make your mind explode into a trillion pieces like this:
Hello, Mr. Foster. I’d like to buy one of your philosophies.
The ‘Cocks will be attempting to mess up some smart kids and avenge their 17-6 loss from a season ago. I didn’t catch that game, but I can only assume that it was jab-out-your-eyeballs awful. As if that story line isn’t enough, the Chris Smelley era is resurrected tonight!
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