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What are Patrick Patterson’s teammates up to in Houston?

How Bromanticwait, what was that?

While Patrick Patterson is out there working hard on his game and crushing competition with his incredible field goal percentage, a couple of his more talked about teammates are playing tiddlywinks on the bench.

Or something like that.

I happened upon this image collection on the illustrious r/NBA (great stuff on there for all you pro hoops fans). It looks like the Rockets have a budding and beautiful bromance between Jeremy Lin and Chandler Parsons, our former Gator foe. I am not going to pass judgement on these fellas, but I will say all of these photos got some major laughter out of me.

I really cannot believe how much these guys are ‘bonding’. But I shouldn’t be surprised – don’t we all remember the Chandler Parsons, Jai Lucas, and Nick Calathes facial cream picture from there freshman year? (Damn it, I can’t find that picture anywhere for the life of me. Someone please find it.)

But in all seriousness, while these pics are hilariously awkward and I LOVE to laugh at a former Florida boy, I am blown away by how solid of an NBA player that Parsons has turned out to be. His rookie year has been way above expectations. It goes to show that guys who are solid all around can find their role in the pros.

Check out the set of pics here. It’s really great stuff.

Article written by Chris Thomas

29 Comments for What are Patrick Patterson’s teammates up to in Houston?



  1. Straight Man
    10:02 pm January 8, 2013 Permalink

    What the hell is this sh*t?



  2. WTF
    10:11 pm January 8, 2013 Permalink

    Is he smearing a booger on him?!?!?!?



  3. joe
    10:27 pm January 8, 2013 Permalink

    *THEIR freshman year



  4. spellbounding
    10:32 pm January 8, 2013 Permalink

    Wow…you guys are on the cutting edge of sucky pointless news.
    “It’s really great stuff.”



  5. Michael
    10:36 pm January 8, 2013 Permalink

    I found it funny.



  6. KSR
    10:52 pm January 8, 2013 Permalink

    2 kids have been Kicked off UK’s football team



  7. chandler
    11:08 pm January 8, 2013 Permalink

    Hey man, I’m no rookie



  8. Hal
    11:14 pm January 8, 2013 Permalink

    via coachingsearch.com
    Kentucky: I have learned that Derrick Ansley has accepted the corners job at Kentucky.
    Kentucky: There is a lot of talk that Derrick Ansley could end up as Mark Stoops’ final hire. Ansley coached the corners at Tennessee last year. Earlier in the week, it appeared Ansley would join the Southern Miss staff, but I’m now hearing he could end up with Stoops. I have not confirmed the hire
    –much rather you post a picture of chandler parsons (it’s “judgment”) than anything bout uk, but hey, at least you’re not posting about your awful indie bands anymore



  9. Fap Fap Fap
    11:18 pm January 8, 2013 Permalink

    U GAY BRO?



  10. word
    11:25 pm January 8, 2013 Permalink

    I bet you are surprised that pasrons is doing well in the league. he is white, after all. #you_probably_never_played



  11. word
    11:25 pm January 8, 2013 Permalink

    *parsons



  12. Amaze Pants
    11:44 pm January 8, 2013 Permalink

    You know none of this happens with the Milwaukee Bucks, Doron Lamb will have none of this #cuffing.



  13. the Big Dog
    11:55 pm January 8, 2013 Permalink

    Very disurbing.



  14. spitfire
    12:01 am January 9, 2013 Permalink

    Kentucky hates queers…any you one Parsons. ahahahaha



  15. Steve
    12:13 am January 9, 2013 Permalink

    Are they gaying each other? I wonder which one’s penis opens up to accept the other’s penis? Do you think they red vine?



  16. Adam&Steve
    2:11 am January 9, 2013 Permalink

    Way to promote some great discussion among your lowest class of readers KSR.



  17. Chicago Chris
    2:29 am January 9, 2013 Permalink

    #16 Here here. KSR Junior High.



  18. Garrett
    4:51 am January 9, 2013 Permalink

    “Not that there’s anything wrong with that” … Seriously though, Parsons appears to be crushin’ on him.

    LOL at #12 “Doron Lamb will have none of this #cuffing.”



  19. kingrex
    5:04 am January 9, 2013 Permalink

    You should be ashamed of this post. KSR is going down the toilet.



  20. Matt
    6:25 am January 9, 2013 Permalink

    I was a journalism major, so I find myself trying to hold back on correcting everything. But come on man; they’re, their, and there all have different meanings. Who is hiring these people? Who is editing these articles? Do you need me to edit these articles? Please God, this is the absolute worst.



  21. Walden Schmidt
    7:36 am January 9, 2013 Permalink

    Parsons has love in his eyes.



  22. Raazoul
    7:44 am January 9, 2013 Permalink

    lol, you guys need real problems in your life. Did you just say “I try to hold back, but they’re, their and there are all different!” Get a life, it’s the internet, not a classroom. By the way, you don’t use a comma after that second “their” before the “and”. Do I need to edit your comments?



  23. Lexington Herald-Leader
    9:03 am January 9, 2013 Permalink

    When you have no competition in your marketplace, we have found people will take whatever schtye you give them, and like it. What are they going to do? Quit reading? Go somewhere else? Spelling and grammar are not important anyways to real journalists.



  24. Joakim
    9:30 am January 9, 2013 Permalink

    What does a GAY gator say??? NOAH!!!!!



  25. Toothless Temp
    10:27 am January 9, 2013 Permalink

    I’m confused I thought Chandler Parsons was a rookie last year but the context of this post leads me to believe he is a rookie this year?!?

    “His rookie year has been way above expectations.”

    I don’t understand the use of past and present tense on KSR!



  26. wrong
    10:49 am January 9, 2013 Permalink

    22) Since you’re correcting people, I thought I’d point out that you can use a comma where you said you shouldn’t use one. Maybe someone should edit YOUR comments…



  27. catsinLA
    11:38 am January 9, 2013 Permalink

    hes not a rookie dipsh*t



  28. Invisable Obama
    12:12 pm January 9, 2013 Permalink

    Sitting at my PC, tears streaming down with laughter. Wow.



  29. Kevin C.
    12:15 pm January 9, 2013 Permalink

    Chris Thomas and Aaron Flener need to quit…..KSR is quickly becoming their little girly blog.