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Welcome Back Carter!!!!

Those of us in the business of following this Kentucky Basketball team always enjoy that there seems to be a neverending swarm of goofiness with this bunch of Cats. Whether it is Sheray’s hunched over look of resignation, Smooth’s views of himself as a young Jay Z or Woo’s Wooness, this team certainly does not lack for entertainment. And now thanks to the miracles of modern science, another figure that makes me smile is returning. Welcome Back Jared Carter!!!!

Tubby Smith announced today that Jared may be ready to return as his treatment for the shoulder injury has moved quicker than expected (no word on how his treatment for “Awful Hawaiian Shirt Syndrome” is progressing). Carter’s return means, well……well it doesnt mean much for the team. His minutes will likely be somewhat limited and his defense will still be what we have expected recently. However Carter will be available for our amusement, which is what Tubby should really be seeking to ferment.

It is a time for celbation folks…..the return of the C-Man. You can almost smell the farts in the air……

Article written by Matt Jones