Hey everybody, welcome back. We missed out on last week’s Would You Rather’s due to the Arkansas game, but also because I have decided to move them to every other Wednesday instead of every one. Don’t want to overload you guys with moral ambiguities after all. So without further ado, here are your choices this week:
1.) Would you rather see Terrence Jones, Enes Kanter or Blake Griffin end up on the Wizards next year?
2.) Would you rather sit on the bench at Kentucky or get playing time at, say, Illinois?
3.) Would you rather wear Jorts on every date you ever go on or be a Florida Gators fan (aka wear your “Good Jorts” every Sunday?)
4.) Would you rather lose on Friday of the SEC tournament and get a 6 seed or win the SEC tournament and get a 5 seed?
5.) Would you rather knock Duke or Louisville out of the NCAA tournament?
6.) Would you rahter have Gus Johnson or Morgan Freeman narrate your life?
7.) Finally, if you could get them back for one year and one year only, would you rather have Chuck Hayes or Patrick Patterson?
As always, leave your answers in the comments, email me at [email protected] with suggestions, and if you post funny answers, I will probably put them in the post two weeks from now.