Watch out, Churchill Downs
Watch out, ladies! Drew, Matt, and Beisner are on their way to the Oaks, ready to break some hearts and win some money. As the resident Fashion Police, I give them all passing grades, with bonus points to Drew and Beis for the pink ties. Nice touch.
65 Comments for Watch out, Churchill Downs
GET YOUR SUITS TAILORED
Seriously. Matt especially.
I have never seen a more blank stare, than that of Matt Jones in this picture.
ever seen that Seinfeld episode where they hang their pants up on the chair back so they don’t get wrinkled?
Wow Beisner is tall.
Straight pimpin’. Our boys look good. I don’t know how Cydni Lauper will be able to resist Franklin in that suit.
Jones and Beis are playin pocket pool.
Matt Jones got that “I’m gonna get me some money today!” look.
I’m assuming Matt wore his suit to bed the night before so he could be ready when he woke up this morning…
What to not do with when taking a pic for internet: keep your hands out of your pockets, black shoes are good for pics, don’t sit down if you want to avoid pants wrinkles.
Drew looks to have a 4 Julep headstart on Matt and Beisner.
Have Drew’s eyes ever been open? He looks to be in a constant state of THC.
11, and that is bad how?
You can tell which one is married…..he has ironed pants. Beisner keeps it real.
Most of america doesn’t have their eyes open and no thc involved.
10….I was thinking the same thing
Beisner looks like Timothy McGee.
2) Hilarious. Of them all I can only give Beez a passing grade; and A at that. Drew looks like he just got out of bed, as always. And Matt’s shoes are the same color as his pants.
Look at Matt Jones with the shoes matching the suit! lol Don’t hurt em pimpin!
And Drew always tilts his head back. Straighten up, man!
Drew looks like a lollipop kid.
note to self: never offer pic of self to ksr for posting.
I’m really just for looks.
I’m thinking Matt is about 6’3-4″, so Beisner must be a freaking giant.
I don’t trust my soul to some backwoods southern lawyer.
Yeah, he kinda does.
Is Beisner 6’7″?
When Dad would see me with my hands in my pockets he would always ask “who are you afraid of?”. In his world putting your hands in your pockets was a sign that you were intimidated.
I thought it was silly when I was a kid, but after 52 years of observation now I understand what he meant.
So, who are you afraid of?
when they delete a post, it throws off the reading and leads to speculation as to what a poster refers to. Its mantra of ksr.
Very nice—-esp. Beisner!
would be nice if they could post “this post is deleted” to keep the numbering system in order.
It’s safe to say you guys spend a lot of nights alone with a bottle of hand lotion.
Gay. Gay. Straight.
Matt looks like somebody just told him Nate is waiting for him outside.
I’m tired of seeing pics you fat boys in suits while i’m trying to get UK news and views.
Larry, Curly & Moe.
Looks like Beisner is the only one that ironed his pants. Tell the dirty hippie on the left to shave! Who does he think he is? Kenny Loggins?
I don’t care that Matt and Drew are gay, I just wish they’d come out publicly.
You guys look like idiots. Get your suits tailored and actually wear dress shoes and not some dockers dress boot. Also, never ride in the car for over an hour wearing your suit, it’s obvious. Both shirt and tie combos suck along with you buttoning both buttons on your jacket. Kudos to Beisner though for the pocket square and simple and classic shirt/tie combo.
Drew looks like you put a suite on charlie day from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Matt, you’re supposed to wear pink on Oaks, idiot.
Hey Drew, looks like you need to drob a few pounds. Maybe you should lay off the taco bell and hit the gym fatass.
#37 Why don’t you send them a pic of yourself to KSR for them to post. Is everyone on this site a flippin bully. If you all hate them so much that you’ll say mean things about them then quit coming here.
3, 2, 1
Matt,
Unless you’re 50 and fat your suit should be properly tailored so it doesn’t look like you are wearing a trash bag made of cloth. Straight leg pants with no pleats. No cuffs on the pants either. Maybe an iron for the pants would be nice as well. Your suit makes you look as fat as Ryan Lemond!
Top button-sometimes, Bottom button-never never never. Pressing a suit costs about the same as a Supercut…you just must be busy. And pastels !!! My heart flutters
raise your hand if you iron your pants *beisner raises hand*
We’ll alert Fashion Police on E that all their missing experts r on KSR
In my experience Hoss, the haters are either jealous or have low-self esteem. Easy to act like you’re an expert if you don’t have to back it up. Agree with you 100%.
Wait a sec louisville doesnt exist so where are they going exactly?!?!?!?!
Matt Jones sportin’ the Hush Puppies from back in the day
Looking good, guys!
Nice shoes Matt. Are those hush-puppies or bucks?
Drew: Are you stoned in every picture you take?
I think these guys tried to sell me a 95 Chevy Lumina the other day….
Linen or cotton pants inevitably look like that quickly. Beisner is obviously in wool.
Car salesmen…
#44 Glad someone agrees with me. I can’t believe the amount of hatred that comes out of these people. Especially the high number of them. I wouldn’t make fun of the way someone looked physically even if they made me angry and I’m a person who’s in good shape. I guess everyone doesn’t have morals
Hiss, don’t get it either. Proud of these guys and love the site. I get the trolls but not the mean ones. Some good natured rubbing is one thing but the ugliness of some people is scary. What’s with calling everybody gay too? Wrong in so many ways but its become as common as calling someone stupid.
Of course I meant to say good-natured ribbing and it auto correcteod.
Beisner should really help out Matt. At least give the man a GQ magazine guide on how to dress up.
reminds me of that movie…Dumb,Dumb and Dumber
#39–I agree totally. 3,2,1….
Grey suit/brown shoes…. not working at all.
Drew looks incredibly uncomfortable. Matts pants need to be hemmed and you never wear shoes lighter than the color of you pants… Ever.
Beisner at least knows to wear square toe shoes with flat fronted pants and his suit remotely fits.
Come on guys…
I don’t care what color their shoes are. They are living the dream and we’re a bunch of losers sitting around in our gym shorts wishing we could walk in those shoes. I’m not on the VIP list for the Derby parties tonight and they are. SWAG ON GUYS!!!
You guys look great!!
funny to me that you who think they look bad are followers of this site… why not find a blog that is more GQ and shut the heck up?