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Watch out, Churchill Downs

Watch out, ladies! Drew, Matt, and Beisner are on their way to the Oaks, ready to break some hearts and win some money. As the resident Fashion Police, I give them all passing grades, with bonus points to Drew and Beis for the pink ties. Nice touch.

Article written by Mrs. Tyler Thompson

No, I will not make you a sandwich, but you can follow me on Twitter @MrsTylerKSR or email me.

65 Comments for Watch out, Churchill Downs



  1. Face
    12:32 pm May 4, 2012 Permalink

    GET YOUR SUITS TAILORED

    Seriously. Matt especially.



  2. Azubuike's Bicep
    12:33 pm May 4, 2012 Permalink

    I have never seen a more blank stare, than that of Matt Jones in this picture.



  3. nassau65
    12:35 pm May 4, 2012 Permalink

    ever seen that Seinfeld episode where they hang their pants up on the chair back so they don’t get wrinkled?



  4. tltaworl
    12:35 pm May 4, 2012 Permalink

    Wow Beisner is tall.



  5. SexnNursinHomes
    12:35 pm May 4, 2012 Permalink

    Straight pimpin’. Our boys look good. I don’t know how Cydni Lauper will be able to resist Franklin in that suit.

    Jones and Beis are playin pocket pool.



  6. FourThinInches
    12:36 pm May 4, 2012 Permalink

    Matt Jones got that “I’m gonna get me some money today!” look.



  7. kbinnky
    12:38 pm May 4, 2012 Permalink

    I’m assuming Matt wore his suit to bed the night before so he could be ready when he woke up this morning…



  8. Roland
    12:39 pm May 4, 2012 Permalink

    What to not do with when taking a pic for internet: keep your hands out of your pockets, black shoes are good for pics, don’t sit down if you want to avoid pants wrinkles.



  9. Drew's Bloodshot eyes
    12:40 pm May 4, 2012 Permalink

    Drew looks to have a 4 Julep headstart on Matt and Beisner.



  10. Drew the Wino
    12:42 pm May 4, 2012 Permalink

    Have Drew’s eyes ever been open? He looks to be in a constant state of THC.



  11. Roland
    12:43 pm May 4, 2012 Permalink

    11, and that is bad how?



  12. the ghost of Bill Hicks
    12:43 pm May 4, 2012 Permalink

    You can tell which one is married…..he has ironed pants. Beisner keeps it real.



  13. Roland
    12:44 pm May 4, 2012 Permalink

    Most of america doesn’t have their eyes open and no thc involved.



  14. #RiseThenFall
    12:44 pm May 4, 2012 Permalink

    10….I was thinking the same thing



  15. Randal
    12:45 pm May 4, 2012 Permalink

    Beisner looks like Timothy McGee.



  16. Steely Dan
    12:46 pm May 4, 2012 Permalink

    2) Hilarious. Of them all I can only give Beez a passing grade; and A at that. Drew looks like he just got out of bed, as always. And Matt’s shoes are the same color as his pants.



  17. GG3
    12:47 pm May 4, 2012 Permalink

    Look at Matt Jones with the shoes matching the suit! lol Don’t hurt em pimpin!



  18. Steely Dan
    12:48 pm May 4, 2012 Permalink

    And Drew always tilts his head back. Straighten up, man!



  19. Hays
    12:48 pm May 4, 2012 Permalink

    Drew looks like a lollipop kid.



  20. Roland
    12:51 pm May 4, 2012 Permalink

    note to self: never offer pic of self to ksr for posting.



  21. Jones Bottom Button
    12:52 pm May 4, 2012 Permalink

    I’m really just for looks.



  22. Rockfield,KY
    12:52 pm May 4, 2012 Permalink

    I’m thinking Matt is about 6’3-4″, so Beisner must be a freaking giant.



  23. NashvilleCat
    12:53 pm May 4, 2012 Permalink

    I don’t trust my soul to some backwoods southern lawyer.



  24. Thom E. Gemcity
    12:53 pm May 4, 2012 Permalink

    Yeah, he kinda does.



  25. 4rr
    12:54 pm May 4, 2012 Permalink

    Is Beisner 6’7″?



  26. Cat's Balls
    12:56 pm May 4, 2012 Permalink

    When Dad would see me with my hands in my pockets he would always ask “who are you afraid of?”. In his world putting your hands in your pockets was a sign that you were intimidated.

    I thought it was silly when I was a kid, but after 52 years of observation now I understand what he meant.
    So, who are you afraid of?



  27. Roland
    1:03 pm May 4, 2012 Permalink

    when they delete a post, it throws off the reading and leads to speculation as to what a poster refers to. Its mantra of ksr.



  28. MDC
    1:05 pm May 4, 2012 Permalink

    Very nice—-esp. Beisner!



  29. Roland
    1:06 pm May 4, 2012 Permalink

    would be nice if they could post “this post is deleted” to keep the numbering system in order.



  30. strange brew
    1:23 pm May 4, 2012 Permalink

    It’s safe to say you guys spend a lot of nights alone with a bottle of hand lotion.



  31. lldjr
    1:31 pm May 4, 2012 Permalink

    Gay. Gay. Straight.



  32. Mark
    1:33 pm May 4, 2012 Permalink

    Matt looks like somebody just told him Nate is waiting for him outside.



  33. omG
    1:43 pm May 4, 2012 Permalink

    I’m tired of seeing pics you fat boys in suits while i’m trying to get UK news and views.



  34. Wow!
    1:44 pm May 4, 2012 Permalink

    Larry, Curly & Moe.



  35. Horse Cock-a-doodle do
    1:46 pm May 4, 2012 Permalink

    Looks like Beisner is the only one that ironed his pants. Tell the dirty hippie on the left to shave! Who does he think he is? Kenny Loggins?



  36. tummy ache
    1:48 pm May 4, 2012 Permalink

    I don’t care that Matt and Drew are gay, I just wish they’d come out publicly.



  37. Terrible suits
    1:50 pm May 4, 2012 Permalink

    You guys look like idiots. Get your suits tailored and actually wear dress shoes and not some dockers dress boot. Also, never ride in the car for over an hour wearing your suit, it’s obvious. Both shirt and tie combos suck along with you buttoning both buttons on your jacket. Kudos to Beisner though for the pocket square and simple and classic shirt/tie combo.



  38. hater
    2:11 pm May 4, 2012 Permalink

    Drew looks like you put a suite on charlie day from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Matt, you’re supposed to wear pink on Oaks, idiot.



  39. Hater 2
    2:13 pm May 4, 2012 Permalink

    Hey Drew, looks like you need to drob a few pounds. Maybe you should lay off the taco bell and hit the gym fatass.



  40. Hoss_Cat
    2:20 pm May 4, 2012 Permalink

    #37 Why don’t you send them a pic of yourself to KSR for them to post. Is everyone on this site a flippin bully. If you all hate them so much that you’ll say mean things about them then quit coming here.



  41. KSR lady fan
    2:21 pm May 4, 2012 Permalink

    3, 2, 1



  42. Vinny's Big Feet
    2:28 pm May 4, 2012 Permalink

    Matt,

    Unless you’re 50 and fat your suit should be properly tailored so it doesn’t look like you are wearing a trash bag made of cloth. Straight leg pants with no pleats. No cuffs on the pants either. Maybe an iron for the pants would be nice as well. Your suit makes you look as fat as Ryan Lemond!



  43. Mr. Blackwell
    2:41 pm May 4, 2012 Permalink

    Top button-sometimes, Bottom button-never never never. Pressing a suit costs about the same as a Supercut…you just must be busy. And pastels !!! My heart flutters



  44. Paul
    2:48 pm May 4, 2012 Permalink

    raise your hand if you iron your pants *beisner raises hand*



  45. lalablue
    2:59 pm May 4, 2012 Permalink

    We’ll alert Fashion Police on E that all their missing experts r on KSR



  46. lalablue
    3:03 pm May 4, 2012 Permalink

    In my experience Hoss, the haters are either jealous or have low-self esteem. Easy to act like you’re an expert if you don’t have to back it up. Agree with you 100%.



  47. VacatedWinNumber24
    3:11 pm May 4, 2012 Permalink

    Wait a sec louisville doesnt exist so where are they going exactly?!?!?!?!



  48. lester boyd
    3:17 pm May 4, 2012 Permalink

    Matt Jones sportin’ the Hush Puppies from back in the day



  49. bluefan
    3:21 pm May 4, 2012 Permalink

    Looking good, guys!



  50. Kuzin Ed-Dee
    3:23 pm May 4, 2012 Permalink

    Nice shoes Matt. Are those hush-puppies or bucks?



  51. Catsantonio
    3:39 pm May 4, 2012 Permalink

    Drew: Are you stoned in every picture you take?



  52. tooblueforyou
    3:41 pm May 4, 2012 Permalink

    I think these guys tried to sell me a 95 Chevy Lumina the other day….



  53. Chicago Chris
    3:48 pm May 4, 2012 Permalink

    Linen or cotton pants inevitably look like that quickly. Beisner is obviously in wool.



  54. hole
    3:54 pm May 4, 2012 Permalink

    Car salesmen…



  55. Hoss_Cat
    3:54 pm May 4, 2012 Permalink

    #44 Glad someone agrees with me. I can’t believe the amount of hatred that comes out of these people. Especially the high number of them. I wouldn’t make fun of the way someone looked physically even if they made me angry and I’m a person who’s in good shape. I guess everyone doesn’t have morals



  56. lalablue
    4:04 pm May 4, 2012 Permalink

    Hiss, don’t get it either. Proud of these guys and love the site. I get the trolls but not the mean ones. Some good natured rubbing is one thing but the ugliness of some people is scary. What’s with calling everybody gay too? Wrong in so many ways but its become as common as calling someone stupid.



  57. lalablue
    4:08 pm May 4, 2012 Permalink

    Of course I meant to say good-natured ribbing and it auto correcteod.



  58. Fashion Police
    4:32 pm May 4, 2012 Permalink

    Beisner should really help out Matt. At least give the man a GQ magazine guide on how to dress up.



  59. mike
    4:40 pm May 4, 2012 Permalink

    reminds me of that movie…Dumb,Dumb and Dumber



  60. girlycat
    4:43 pm May 4, 2012 Permalink

    #39–I agree totally. 3,2,1….



  61. bluebloodtoo
    5:16 pm May 4, 2012 Permalink

    Grey suit/brown shoes…. not working at all.



  62. Tbone
    5:19 pm May 4, 2012 Permalink

    Drew looks incredibly uncomfortable. Matts pants need to be hemmed and you never wear shoes lighter than the color of you pants… Ever.

    Beisner at least knows to wear square toe shoes with flat fronted pants and his suit remotely fits.

    Come on guys…



  63. 1 Flip Flop
    6:32 pm May 4, 2012 Permalink

    I don’t care what color their shoes are. They are living the dream and we’re a bunch of losers sitting around in our gym shorts wishing we could walk in those shoes. I’m not on the VIP list for the Derby parties tonight and they are. SWAG ON GUYS!!!



  64. Blue Trudy
    9:10 pm May 4, 2012 Permalink

    You guys look great!!



  65. sobriquet
    6:12 pm May 6, 2012 Permalink

    funny to me that you who think they look bad are followers of this site… why not find a blog that is more GQ and shut the heck up?