Well, you better find a better way than this ESPN feature on Outside the Lines. In possibly the most worthless six minutes in the history of an investigation program, we managed to learn that Kentucky fans would likely be happy if Cal returned (thanks, Rick Bozich) and, in my favorite clip, journalist Rob Parker, who has known Wesley for 10 years, has no idea what he does for a living. Nice! Plus, the Worldwide Leader digs deep into their neverending resources and contacts to pull out the same three pictures we’ve been getting off of Google Images for about three years now. Nice again!