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Wait, haven’t we gone down this road before?

Hehe, hehe.  Hey Butthead.

Sometimes being a Louisville football fan must feel like being Bill Murray in Groundhog Day.  Another day, another player in trouble – but this time it’s just a few team rules being broken.  Backup quarterback Matt Simms was suspended for four games today by Steve Kragthorpe for the always vague “violation of team rules”, but the Card Chronicle thinks it might have been due to some….cloudy piss.  It shouldn’t be a huge hit for the Cards who have Hunter Cantwell firmly entrenched as the starter, but it will allow this guy more time to work on perfecting this charming little number.

Feel free to go back back to getting to know Ashley.  Did you see she likes the guys who write for this site?  Score one for Bryan the Intern!

 Thread Hi-jack: Hey, it’s Evan. Matt let me out of the basement and put a hold on the profiles for the time being so I could post. How is everyone? Good? Ashley, doing alright? Beisner can be kind of creepy, but he probably means well.

Anyway, I wanted to add this lil’ gem to the whole Matt-Simms-is-a-worthless-douche thing we had going.

Article written by Thomas Beisner