When it comes to Vandy-Auburn, you throw the records out the window….and then you throw yourself out the window as well so you dont have to watch it. As we speak, Shan “please call me Shane” Foster and Andrew “please call me AJ”) Ogilvy have combined for 30 points, outscored the Tigers by themselves and caused an already unwatchable game to be downright brutal. Nevertheless, this game may be producing the highest celebrity quotient that the tournament may see all week. Not only are Barry Booker and Auburn Elvis in the stands, but just a few rows down is a pleasantly plump Charles Barkley. Barkley, to his credit, came in through the masses with a regular ticket….was required by an old lady usher to show his ticket before he could get to his seat and has spent the ENTIRE game simply shaking his head in disgust at the performance of his alma mater. Still I give Barkley a lot of credit…..he is here most every year to support his alma mater and is a good alumnus of his dreadful basketball program. Now if I can just get that elusive picture with him….
I have already seen crazy security guy threaten two people with physical violence if they didnt get out of the way of oncoming players. He is in rare form….
Johnny “The” Bruce reports that the Vandy cheerleaders are not “sleepers” this year, but are simply at the bottom of the league. We have no evidence yet, but it isnt looking good. Major credit however to the Vandy students….the only student body to actually put representatives in their student section.
Could Jeff Lebo have made Auburn basketball any more irrelevant?
AJ Ogilvy needs some sun bad….maybe he can borrow it from Pat Riley.
John Pelphrey is scouting on press row….someone needs to tell him that Jim from “The Office” called and needs his hair back.
Worst celebrity sighting so far….Rob Bromley
Vandy 47 Auburn 36 at the half….if you are around here, we are doing a podcast from the CNN Center…come on by