Beisner reported earlier that the search for Micah Johnson’s dog continues. I initially thought, well, maybe Micah accidentally ate him with one of his gunpowder and nails sandwiches. Or, maybe he threw the oak tree too far while playing fetch and “Boe” is too stubborn to return without it. But, it is looking more like a simple case of leaving the door open while going outside to bench press cars. Either way, the animal is missing and Micah Johnson is worried sick.
I got in touch with Micah earlier tonight and he sent me an actual picture of “Boe” (a larger version can be seen here). As you can see, “Boe” is a pit/boxer mix, brown with a white chest, and he runs a 2.47 40. He went missing Monday on Richmond Road in Lexington, and if I were guessing, I’d say he is in a mad, hungry dash towards Knoxville. I highly suggest, no, I command everyone to patrol the area until “Boe” is found.