We are all very well aware that Psycho T, a.k.a. Tyler Hansbrough, a.k.a the hardest working man in basketball, a.k.a. the inventor of Texas Style Ping-Pong is returning to college for his 574th year of eligibility. What we didn’t know is that it had absolutely nothing to do with him not feeling like he was ready for the NBA yet. It turns out he’s a 1st Team All-Frat Party Trick guy, as well, and he can’t miss out on another year of living up as the life of the party.
Apparently, according the 850 The Buzz (home of Bomani Jones), Hansbrough thought it would be a great idea to take that paycheck-in-waiting that he calls his body and jump off of the second floor of the SAE house at UNC into one of the finest college party pools I’ve ever seen. Luckily (for someone I guess), he wasn’t hurt, but he did manage to hurt his draft stock even more by looking completely awkward during this too. Seriously, dude. Would it have killed you to take of your shirt and shoes…
…like your teammate Bobby Frasor?
Hey everyone, look! It’s that white guy that always comes in and nails the threes, but we can’t remember his name.
Yes, sweet readers, UNC point guard Bobby Frasor decided that his rehab from his torn ACL is going so swimmingly (sorry) that jumping off of the frat house was no big deal. Somewhere, Roy Williams is either really, really confident that Ty Lawson is coming back, or he’s pacing his house, fuming mad. And wearing a fruity tie, of course.