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UK campus foot stabber is back from the dead

The William T. Young Library on Kentucky’s campus was hit with a string of foot stabbings in April of 2011, leaving many scholarly young students with wounds to the tops of their feet. Investigators said a man was crawling under tables and puncturing the feet of students with a sharp object while they studied.

He was never found.

Now, he’s back.

Campus police issued a crime bulletin Wednesday notifying students of a new incident involving the campus foot stabber. A female student reported being stabbed in the foot last night and she believes she saw a man under the table. UK Police checked the tapes but couldn’t find a suspect.

Studying isn’t safe anymore.

Be careful out there.

Article written by Drew Franklin

I can recite every line from Forrest Gump, blindfolded. Follow me on Twitter: @DrewFranklinKSR

32 Comments for UK campus foot stabber is back from the dead



  1. zero point zero gee pee ay
    1:33 pm September 12, 2012 Permalink

    and this is why i refuse to study



  2. Rockfield, KY
    1:44 pm September 12, 2012 Permalink

    He should only stab people that are taking up a computer in the library to check Facebook. Leave everyone else alone to actually study.



  3. tltaworl
    1:48 pm September 12, 2012 Permalink

    How hard would it be to catch this guy? Come on, he looks just like the guy from the Scream Movies!



  4. Leslie Knope
    1:48 pm September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Libraries are evil places.



  5. Vernon
    1:49 pm September 12, 2012 Permalink

    This has to be a joke, if not these people being stabbed are idiots…who could let an imbicile who is “crawling” under tables stabbing people get away!?!?!



  6. Smiffanator
    1:50 pm September 12, 2012 Permalink

    I believe we have found Billy G!!



  7. UKGuy
    1:55 pm September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Yelton use to do this all the time but it also involved chilli.



  8. SlingBlade
    1:56 pm September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Time to call Ghost Hunters



  9. knightynight
    2:09 pm September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Wouldn’t you just get the guy that jumps up from underneath the damn desk? I don’t understand the difficulty in catching someone that is crawling!!!



  10. Micah
    2:14 pm September 12, 2012 Permalink

    We need to bring Matthew Lillard and Skeet ulrich in for questioning…



  11. SexnNursinHomes
    2:14 pm September 12, 2012 Permalink

    No video cameras in that library? It is 2012.



  12. WTF
    2:22 pm September 12, 2012 Permalink

    This story is so dumb it makes me angry thinking about it. Is it a joke? if so, I am fine with it. If this is a serious issue, and cant be controlled, I scream with anger



  13. Gold Thoothed Inner City Black Guy
    2:28 pm September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Everyone who seen the leprechaun say “yeah!”



  14. Maxbps8
    2:31 pm September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Could be a rat smelling the foot-cheese known to grow in the dirty, unwashed feet of undergrads, particularly around April.



  15. mike walpole
    2:34 pm September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Rex Ryan, foot freak.



  16. theSkinny81
    2:36 pm September 12, 2012 Permalink

    13- lmao, thats awesome!



  17. I Yell Cartwright
    2:43 pm September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Parks & Recreation is right – libraries are the most evil places on earth.



  18. Carl
    3:11 pm September 12, 2012 Permalink

    They should issue tasers to everyone coming in to study.



  19. Ryan YMCB
    3:16 pm September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Beats the vending machine jerker.The Kernel crime reports are some of the most hilarious happenings



  20. Big Blue B-Rad
    3:17 pm September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Glad this wasn’t going on 5 years ago when I was a student there.



  21. Smiffanator
    3:22 pm September 12, 2012 Permalink

    I wonder how the police questioning went??
    Victim: So I was just here on the computer updating my facebook status, you know studying hard for the up comming test, when i completely did not see a man get on his knees and crawl under the desk. Nor did I notice him crawl all the way under there to be close enough to touch my feet. Then he stabbed me!!! Neither myself nor the rest of the people at the table noticed him crawl all the back out from under the table, then try to stand up from being under neath the stable, and no one really saw him walk out after being the only person that was crawling out from under a table,. You know, it did not raise any alarms after I yelled ” I just got stabbed in the foot”, that no one bothered to look at the person that just crawled out from under the table. So all I know is hes about 5’10” and maybe short hair?? i think he might have had a hat?? I don’t know, I was too traumatized!!

    Cops answer: Hhaha, Am I being punk’d?? you can;t be serious no one was the slightest bit alarmed by a guy crawling under the table,, come on he is crawling under the table? What was this,did SEAL TEAM 6 just pull a strike of on this intelligent lady?? I am out of here, you guys are idiots!!



  22. HackRichards
    3:34 pm September 12, 2012 Permalink

    something is screwy with this story. What idiot cannot see who is stabbing their foot inb the first place? How is the world is it possible for them to get away? At best I believe there is something mechanical under the desks that the students are bumping into. Phantoms do not exist – except on the internet.



  23. banjo minnow
    3:38 pm September 12, 2012 Permalink

    17. that attitude is why you are unemployed.



  24. Hal
    3:41 pm September 12, 2012 Permalink

    it could be a crackhead



  25. Foot Stabber
    3:50 pm September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Haha… They think I am actually under there. I just put some sharp objects under the desks that people would kick. Do you really think I am stupid enough to crawl under a desk? Like you wouldnt see me.



  26. Head Bussa
    4:24 pm September 12, 2012 Permalink

    I’m thinking these acts happen in certain parts of the library in which there are little cut-out “areas” in which there is just a desk in a room with another desk facing it that is in another little “room/area” with its own entrance. You can only see to that next room by getting down and looking under the desk. By that time, the guy probably has already walked out of his little room down the hall to the stairwell.



  27. durp
    5:15 pm September 12, 2012 Permalink

    23… you knowing absolutely no personal info about 17 is why you are dumb.



  28. Bubba Earl
    5:20 pm September 12, 2012 Permalink

    The library is built over an ancient Indian cave!!



  29. guest
    5:25 pm September 12, 2012 Permalink

    13 & 24 – Very Nice



  30. HeshimuEvans'2ndGradeTeacher
    6:12 pm September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Bunch of UK students trying to get the library shut down, that’s all this is



  31. BigBlue4ever
    8:48 pm September 12, 2012 Permalink

    Calipari’s recruiting techniques never cease to amaze me!!!



  32. HolyCow
    9:06 am September 13, 2012 Permalink

    Instead of footwear better suited for the beach, students should try wearing actual shoes in public to better protect their feet and not being stoned in the library would also help.