Alternatively titled (if this post were about Tennessee students in general) “Open Butt, Insert Franzia”
Man, do I wish I was the girl who had the honor of wearing Bray’s letterman jacket.
Just a little extra motivation for you folks this morning. In case you needed more reasons to hate Tyler Bray, let’s take a look at the top three times Tennessee’s quarterback has said and done the worst things possible.
July 25, 2012: Tyler Bray is accused of throwing beer bottles on a parked car in an apartment complex with his roommate (typical roomie bonding!). He escapes punishment when the owner of the car decides not to press charges.
October 14, 2012: One thing about Bray, he really knows how to win over Tennessee fans…
(after the loss to Mississippi State)
In something resembling better judgment than we’re accustomed to from him, Bray deleted the tweet and apologized soon after.
November 13, 2012: Bray tells media “I’m paid to win football games.“ Wait, what? “I mean… my education. That’s what the SEC likes to call ‘getting paid.'” Whew! Good save!
And of course, his infamous tattoo (thanks to Hamilton Alverson for the friendly reminder):
I think we can assume that no matter what the outcome of the game is, at least we’ll have Tyler Bray for some post-game entertainment in the press conference. Keep it up, Bray- your well-documented fumbles off the field are one of the few reasons Kentucky fans can keep smiling these days.