Hey, don’t blame me, Tye. The people have spoken and Mr. Burklow is the first casualty of the “Who Wants to be a Blogger?” contest. Ultimately, it was poor grammar that seemed to turn the crowd against him, although, solid entries from the other contestants didn’t hurt.
Here are the surviving entries from today (ranked in order of performance):
Tomorrow, El Capitan Jones returns and trims the field down by one more. Tye Burklow, you’ve now been banished to a life of dominating nerd fights in the comments section, should you so choose. But, again, don’t blame me. Blame the fans.