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Tweet Beat: Who up?

As part of the never-ending quest to bring you University of Kentucky news in the most ridiculous manner possible, I comb the Twitter-verse each week for the funniest, oddest, and sometimes, nearly illegible tweets from your favorite players and personalities. Basically, I read Twitter so you don’t have to. Without further ado, here are the best tweets of the week.

First thing’s first: Tweet Beat is very happy to welcome back Alex Poythress and Willie Cauley-Stein after a month-long reprieve! Alex has yet to tweet, but I’m going to interpret this one from Willie to mean he’s been working hard?

Not to get all mom on you, but having the players on Twitter is a privilege, so let’s treat it as such. Welcome back, boys.

The team is also back at practice, and one Kentucky boy couldn’t help but hope for a winter wonderland when he left the Joe Craft Center last night:

Somewhere in Colorado, someone is laughing at us for thinking six inches in a couple of hours is a mass amount. Also, can I have some of Mama Lanter’s hot chocolate, please??

That looks like it belongs in a Rich Brooks picture. This does not:

When did Steve Masiello join Brian Long‘s crew?

Patrick Patterson obviously doesn’t get the “yoga pants are God’s gift to man” phenomenon:

Walter McCarty clearly can’t say no when his daughters want another American Girl doll:

My parents were not so easy to persuade. I tried to convince them for two years to buy me a Samantha doll and nadda. Maybe that’s why I got so into sports…

Nothing says comfort like a big bowl of ramen:

Don’t lose that tupperware, Doron:

The Michael Jordan on Eloy Vargas’ shoes looks a little different…

Is that the Khardashian edition?

Ladies, I think Jorts is looking for a pair of cuffs

So is Patrick Towles:

The fact that the guy’s riding his bike on the sidewalk and not the street?

Ohhhhh, the pink man purse. He’s just confident in his masculinity.

Rajon Rondo visited the Blue Hills Boys and Girls Club last weekend to spread the holiday cheer. After playing Connect 4 with my nephew on Christmas, I’m confident I could handle that matchup:

Social media just isn’t enough for Oh, Boyd these days. What will he turn to next?

Welcome to the past week of my life, Morgan:

Of course Rich Brooks’ granddaughters roll in a limo:

Why, Matt, I have no idea what you’re referring to?

TMI, Landon. T-M-I.

Also, band-aids.

How big of a UK fan is Patrick Towles? His family has a limited-edition UK Air-Raid old-timey car (I’m not good with cars…I’m sure you will let me know what kind it is in the comments section).

Because everyone loves a good Doron Lamb tweet (especially Doron), I’m debuting a new award: the “Who Up of the Week.” There’s nothing Doron enjoys more than posting embarrassing pictures of his friends, either from childhood or while they’re passed out. The basis of the award is Doron’s favorite humiliating snapshot of his friend Richy P, which he has tweeted about a hundred times by now:

This week’s lmfao moment comes at the expense of Gio Castro, a NYC real estate broker, who as a child just loved getting his pose on for the camera:

Richy and Gio, consider yourselves part of the Tweet Beat familia.

In the “Bookie Tweet of the Week,” Bookie wishes everyone a Merry Christmas, but please, don’t make him bring out the big thangs.

Until then, RT plz?

Article written by Mrs. Tyler Thompson

No, I will not make you a sandwich, but you can follow me on Twitter @MrsTylerKSR or email me.

13 Comments for Tweet Beat: Who up?

  1. Rick
    9:59 pm December 27, 2012 Permalink

    Hope Etown is enjoying the business end of that huge snow dong.

  2. Rick
    10:00 pm December 27, 2012 Permalink

    Also, if Wloy were to sell those buttcrack Jordan’s on eBay, he’d make a KILLING. Buttcrack Jordans are super rare.

  3. Oogie
    10:04 pm December 27, 2012 Permalink

    Rondo’s fingers are freakishly long.

  4. hoochie
    10:05 pm December 27, 2012 Permalink

    that’s what she said

  5. Car
    10:17 pm December 27, 2012 Permalink

    Is a ’57 Chevy. Duh.

  6. Catlogic15
    10:28 pm December 27, 2012 Permalink

    Willie CS doesn’t mince words. Very intelligent. I’ve noticed it in previous media quotes.

  7. Ibescootch
    11:30 pm December 27, 2012 Permalink

    My stomach hurts from laughing so hard at the Jordan buttcrack. And where’s Brian Long from- Louisville? Goodness, that’s a lot of douchebag.

  8. Doron
    11:39 pm December 27, 2012 Permalink

    Who up?

  9. Blethen
    11:58 pm December 27, 2012 Permalink

    I’m that guy in colorado, laughing!

  10. FrigFullofBeer
    12:40 am December 28, 2012 Permalink

    I dont understand why you call someone a douchebag just because they wear hat backwards and has tattoos!!! Not every kid dresses like they are part of the country club… Just saying

  11. Heisenberg
    6:45 am December 28, 2012 Permalink

    lot of shockers being thrown up in that pic

  12. bob
    11:03 am December 28, 2012 Permalink

    yet another reason to dislike brian long. geed.

  13. Jed Bartlet
    11:26 am December 28, 2012 Permalink

    Am I a bad UK fan if I don’t even know which one is Brian Long?