As part of the never-ending quest to bring you University of Kentucky news in the most ridiculous manner possible, I comb the Twitter-verse each week for the funniest, oddest, and sometimes, nearly illegible tweets from your favorite players and personalities. Basically, I read Twitter so you don’t have to. Without further ado, here are the best tweets of the week.
First things first, let’s get some Stanley BOOM Williams tweets out of the way:
— Tommy Mainord (@CoachMainordUK) June 13, 2013
Yahtzee !!!BBN. Can I get a Yahtzee
— Mark Stoops (@UKCoachStoops) June 13, 2013
— John Calipari (@UKCoachCalipari) June 13, 2013
Even Mitch Barnhart yahtzee’d!
— Mitch Barnhart (@UKMitchBarnhart) June 13, 2013
Chad Scott did this weird thing where he did the Cat Daddy while marking territory:
— Chad Scott (@CoachChadScott) June 13, 2013
As Mitch would say, it was a really, really nice day for Kentucky football.
On the other side of the world, Kyle Wiltjer posted a picture of the locker room the Canadian developmental team’s using in China. Let’s just say it was a far cry from Rupp Arena. This afternoon, he was still so amused by it he made a video:
The locker room in today’s arena… vine.co/v/blT5zO9z20P
— Kyle Wiltjer (@kwiltj) June 13, 2013
Derek Willis seems to be acclimating to UK life well. His Twitter cover photo is Stone Cold Willow:
After months of boring tweets, Doron Lamb is BACK!
Guys rule #1 never let a woman into your bathroom with her camera phone thanks
— Doron Lamb (@DLamb20) June 10, 2013
What do you think this woman found in Doron’s bathroom?
Patrick Patterson may be a beast on the court, but he’s still scared of bugs:
— Patrick Patterson (@pdpatt) June 11, 2013
Julius Randle has met a lot of famous people: Beyonce, Jay-Z, Drake, etc., but the most random may be Johnny F’ing Football, Texas A&M’s Johnny Manziel:
Papa Brooks was back in Lexington this week and struck a pose with a very flat Matthew Mitchell:
Coach Mitchell’s was not in but did get up close and personal with him in the office. twitter.com/UKcoachbrooks/…
— Rich Brooks (@UKcoachbrooks) June 11, 2013
Watch Tod Lanter flex dem bones on some elementary school campers:
— Tod Lanter (@tod_lanterIII) June 12, 2013
I bet even Ryan Harrow would dunk on that goal.
Today was a big day for Brian Long…he ate Arby’s for the first time:
How can you go 21 years and not go to an Arby’s @brianlong32???
— Jon Hood (@hoodyhood4) June 13, 2013
As Hood later put it, they did their GTA: Gym, Tan, Arby’s. Enjoy the curly fries, Brian.
Archie Goodwin continues to be one of the best Viners out there:
— Archie Goodwin (@A1Laflare10) June 10, 2013
I’m trying to wean myself off hoodies since I’m in my late 20’s, but this hoodie/travel pillow that Marcus Lee posted is pretty darn impressive:
Damn, I knew I should have been more discreet…
Are u really parked out front of the Y tweezing your nose hairs ma’am?
— Tod Lanter (@tod_lanterIII) June 8, 2013
Want to feel old? Antoine Walker has a daughter that just graduated from high school:
Graduation day !!!!!!! twitter.com/WalkerAntoine8…
— Antoine Walker (@WalkerAntoine8) June 11, 2013
Since when is it “embarrassing” 4 a middle-aged Dad to pick-up his daughters from cheer-practice w his fingers in the sky, bangin’ his game?
— Rex Chapman (@rexchapman) June 11, 2013
Erin Calipari just “gets it.”
ESPN, how about instead of “Kentucky hires NCAA enforcement official” we do something like “UNC professor takes bribes from athletic dept.”?
— Erin Calipari (@TheErinCalipari) June 12, 2013
Finally, a flaw in Randall Cobb: he’s addicted to candy.
— Randall Cobb (@rcobb18) June 11, 2013
TWEET OF THE WEEK: Ramel Bradley
There are sooo many fine women on the Price Is Right tv show! Lol omg I love this show! #SpendingTimeWithMyGrandma â¤
— Ramel Smooth Bradley (@dreamsmooth) June 13, 2013
I’m beginning to think that Smooth can find pretty ladies anywhere.
Until next time, RT plz?