Tweet Beat: The One Where Randall Cobb Dances on the Stairs


As part of the never-ending quest to bring you University of Kentucky news in the most ridiculous manner possible, I comb the Twitter-verse each week for the funniest, oddest, and sometimes, nearly illegible tweets from your favorite players and personalities. Basically, I read Twitter so you don’t have to. Without further ado, here are the best tweets of the week.
Randall Cobb‘s first Vine is just as great as I thought it would be:
Wait, there’s another vine of Randall Cobb and Jeremy Ross dancing? Bring. It. On.
Fancy hat.
This “Throwback Thursday” post by DeMarcus Cousins gave me all sorts of La Familia feelings:

Eric Bledsoe reposted the picture with this caption: “From middle school, high school, college now The pros. me and my brother @boogiecousins been watching each other grow! And all we can do is keep getting better. Proud of you man… Family for ever! #livingourdream #luvya”
Y’all…aww.
Enes Kanter is out of shoulder surgery and tweeting again. All is right with the world.
Pic of me after surgery last Wed.Still look good, huh? LOL.I’ve started rehab and am feeling GREAT! twitter.com/Enes_Kanter/st…
— Enes Kanter (@Enes_Kanter) April 15, 2013
Glad that sense of humor didn’t get messed up. Get well soon, Enes.
Tod Lanter found his own way to honor the victims of the Boston Marathon bombings on Tuesday:
I wore em last week, but i had to support #boston today. #prayersup twitter.com/tod_lanterIII/…
— Tod Lanter (@tod_lanterIII) April 16, 2013
I find this tweet by Twany Beckham ironic because he never smiles in pictures.
God put a smile on ya face. Use it! instagram.com/p/YKx2YcD09n/
— Twany Beckham (@TB_UK11) April 16, 2013
Come on Twany. I know you are a ladies man, but it’s possible to be sexy and smile at the same time. However, I really like this art kick you’re on lately:

I thought the world had ended when I saw a non-dairy nightcap on Twany’s Instagram feed.

Maybe he’s on a diet?
Looks like Jon Hood got some good tips on where to go turkey hunting:
Who killed a big bird this weekend? #turkey
— Jon Hood (@hoodyhood4) April 15, 2013
Also, this tweet by Hood just makes it clearer to me that complaining about bad drivers is a universal thing. Bad drivers are not limited to one city.
Lexington drivers never cease to amaze me. When it rains here it turns into a demo derby.
— Jon Hood (@hoodyhood4) April 15, 2013
Seriously, show me a person that claims their town has good drivers. Doesn’t exist.
I’m pretty sure the floor of the UK locker room would be comfy any time to me.
Im so tired right now the floor is comfy twitter.com/tod_lanterIII/…
— Tod Lanter (@tod_lanterIII) April 15, 2013
Also file this picture under “drawbacks of working at home.”
The drawback of going to school at home… twitter.com/tod_lanterIII/…
— Tod Lanter (@tod_lanterIII) April 14, 2013
Shagari Alleyne returns to Twitter!!!
#BBN what’s going on?
— Shagari Alleyne (@ShagBoogieBrown) April 18, 2013
More pictures of you being ridiculously tall, please.
Who knew Walter McCarty‘s family vacationed in Martha’s Vineyard? They’re positively “Lands End catalog” in this picture:

What happens when you have “STAMINA”? This:
If you don’t want to WALK the long road of Hard work, sacrificing, & Faith then don’t try & ride in OUR success. twitter.com/DerekLAnderson…
— Derek L. Anderson(@DerekLAnderson) April 17, 2013
John Wall’s new shoes are just ridiculous:
Pyrex,sprayground,g-star and I got game socks…Coolin !! twitter.com/John_Wall/stat…
— John Wall (@John_Wall) April 14, 2013
When did Lisa Frank start designing for adidas?
If everyone was as honest as Perry Stevenson, the world would be a much better place:
I just wanna be fb friends to creep on ur photos.. Not like talk to you or anything. #Duh
— Perry Stevenson (@PSteve2122) April 14, 2013
It’s gold season and you know what that means: Ron Mercer golf course selfies! Mercer started the season by having someone else take his picture for once:
It’s golf season twitter.com/rmercer33/stat…
— Ron Mercer (@rmercer33) April 13, 2013
His UK golf shirt must be in the laundry.
And just when you thought you were the biggest Harry Potter fan on the planet, Patrick Towles goes and gets a Deathly Hallows tattoo:
got tatted… #deathlyhallows twitter.com/patty_ice14/st…
— Patrick Towles (@patty_ice14) April 18, 2013
That’s such a Ravenclaw move. (Except if he drew it on with marker. Then, he’s a Hufflepuff.)
Oh, Boyd…a blazer over a hoodie?! Really??

We’ve said it once, we’ve said it twice and we will say it a million times: Za’Darius Smith is a grown ass man.
— Zadarius Smith (@TheRealZSmith) April 16, 2013
No Papa Brooks retirement pics this week, but he did give his approval for the huge Spring Game turnout:
Great to see the turnout for the Blue White spring game. Hope the fans fill it up next year.
— Rich Brooks (@UKcoachbrooks) April 14, 2013
We have a two-way tie for “Tweet That Makes You Go Aww” between…
…Young Jalen Whitlow!
#tbt twitter.com/JWhitlow_2/sta…
— Jalen Whitlow (@JWhitlow_2) April 18, 2013
and…
The winners will receive a pound of pixie sticks each. Don’t eat them all at once, unless your parents have great dental insurance.
Did Bookie have a love spat?
She say she LOVE me WHATEVER THAT IS!!! 😜ðŸ˜
— Booke Uptown â„¢103 (@bookie3_FLYA) April 16, 2013
Do me a favor SAVE THAT SHIT!!’
— Booke Uptown â„¢103 (@bookie3_FLYA) April 16, 2013
TWEET OF THE WEEK: Joker Phillips
Silence is golden.
— Joker Phillips (@jokerphillips) April 16, 2013
Joker says what we all were thinking when we noticed he hadn’t posted a creepy photoshop in a few days.
4 Comments for Tweet Beat: The One Where Randall Cobb Dances on the Stairs
What’s Tod Lanter got to be tired for, keeping the bench warm?
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Thanks for making Thursday enjoyable. Love these posts
I love DA, but he might need to find a slimmer cut of pantaloons.