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Tweet Beat: Sam Malone Killed a Shark

As part of the never-ending quest to bring you University of Kentucky news in the most ridiculous manner possible, I comb the Twitter-verse each week for the funniest, oddest, and sometimes, nearly illegible tweets from your favorite players and personalities. Basically, I read Twitter so you don’t have to. Without further ado, here are the best tweets of the week.

First it was ice cream, then a pool party, now nap time? Can I be a UK football player?

The basketball team is enjoying its last days at home before school starts and they’re thrust back into the fishbowl. Sam Malone is preparing by catching sharks. Seriously. He caught a shark and three goggled it:

It is Shark Week, after all.

When he wasn’t killing sharks, Sam Malone was hosting a cookout for Nerlens Noel before the two leave for Lexington:

I’m traveling along I-69 myself this weekend, and now I’ll know to avoid the Beaver Dam exit. Thanks, Jon Hood!

This may go down in history as Buddha’s only violent act:


#guilty #beerpics #grillpics

Courage may not always roar, but it might wear a short sleeve shirt under its jersey this season:

Well, you can’t wear Under Armor because of our contra–

OK, good.

What does he have to do?? Do the same thing to her car?

Life as Tim Couch: not bad.

To be fair, if Andre Woodson was my uncle, I’d probably call him all the time too:

I won’t lie: this made me nervous.

Even though he was waived by the Rockets, nothing can keep Jorts down. Oh no, he’s got to keep on moving:

Sigh. That’s so Jorts.

Is this a joke?

If not, I really really hope this is, Patrick:


The Nappy Boy‘s coming back, y’all!

MKG listens to Mary J. Blige. Somehow that just works.

If Boogie’s grandmother is half as funny as he is, I have to meet her.

Jodie, three things about this picture:

1) Congrats on becoming a Laker. That is awesome and I know you’ll make us proud.
2) But, that does not look like you.
3) Your hands…just, no. Graphic design fail.

Looks like Drew Franklin missed his wakeup call from Erik Daniels:

Even though I live in Tennessee, I laughed out loud at this:

Derek Anderson has become a recent favorite of mine on Twitter. Not only does he makes jokes about Tennessee (see above), but he’s taken on the “grumpy old man” role of ranting about today’s youth. Therefore, it is with one giant shake of the fist that I present the newest Tweet Beat segment, “Kids these Days with Derek Anderson”:

Keyla‘s not playing anymore, y’all.

We had a two-way tie for first in “Tweets the Make You Go Aww”:

And with that, no more pictures of children. This isn’t Facebook, after all.

Bookie is back on Twitter, but he’s not saying much. Maybe he’s just focused on the task at hand? #bookietweetoftheweek

Until next time, RT plz?

Article written by Mrs. Tyler Thompson

No, I will not make you a sandwich, but you can follow me on Twitter @MrsTylerKSR or email me.

5 Comments for Tweet Beat: Sam Malone Killed a Shark

  1. shields eyes
    9:38 pm August 16, 2012 Permalink

    @vitaminsbystacy? Tim likes the vitamins alright!

  2. Isaac in Long Beach
    9:46 pm August 16, 2012 Permalink

    I think that looks just like Jodie! AND he’s doing the 3 goggles! How is that a fail at all!?

  3. NIck
    10:39 pm August 16, 2012 Permalink

    Beaver Damn off of I-69??

  4. Just a few things
    2:39 am August 17, 2012 Permalink

    1. Vitamin P I assume
    2. I agree looks like Jodie, I think it’s afail because the palms of his hands are so light. 2K Sports struggled this season with hand colors, just odd seeing white coaches with the hands of a black man. EPIC FAIL!!!

  5. Dane Brammage
    5:57 am August 17, 2012 Permalink

    With those Football pics, for a brief moment I thought the Rev. Jim Jones had coached the boys into drinking the kool aid.