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Tweet Beat: “Put your eyebrows down, man!”

As part of the never-ending quest to bring you University of Kentucky news in the most ridiculous manner possible, I comb the Twitter-verse each week for the funniest, oddest, and sometimes, nearly illegible tweets from your favorite players and personalities. Basically, I read Twitter so you don’t have to. Without further ado, here are the best tweets of the week.

It is impossible not to look at this and smile. I dare you:

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Miss you boys.

Archie Goodwin’s vines are so funny that they’ve earned an award of their own. Ladies and gents, the Archie Goodwin Vine of the Week:

It’s pretty clear where Nerlens Noel got his love of flamboyant hair:

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Patrick Patterson discovered Vine this week, with one of his first clips being a tour of his “shrine room,” with special guest Goofy.

I thought Tod Lanter was exaggerating with this tweet, but then I read the one following it:

That is pretty freaking random.

Where in the world is Sam Malone? Apparently Rio:

Two things, Twany:

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1) That is a heck of a lot of sushi
2) Who eats sushi with a fork?? You can get the beginners chopsticks if you need help…

This vine by Kyle Wiltjer further enforces the fact that parachute day was always the best day in PE class in elementary school:

Stop being adorable, Keyla Snowden!

Am I the only one who reads the word “Miami” and can’t help but finish the Will Smith song lyric?

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Party in city where the heat is on, all night on the beach ’til the break of dawn…

This vine by MKG isn’t particularly interesting, but I could listen to MKG read the phone book and still be fascinated:

Perry, if that is Punxsutawney Phil, I wish you’d tell him to start getting his forecasts right. Spring did NOT come six weeks early this year.

A big man with a big fish:

I showed you guys the tweet last week from the Randall Cobb fan promising to get a tattoo of his signature. It looks like she followed through on that promise:


Give me Gin Blossoms and Hootie over Beiber and Taylor Swift any day.

You know who can stand the heat? RICHARD EFFING BROOKS, that’s who!

In other Papa Brooks news:

This week’s “Tweet That Makes You Go Aww” goes to Ramel Bradley and a bunch of adorable kids:

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At first, I thought this picture was a before-and-after weight loss ad, but then I realized it’s just a testament to the power of a good haircut. #BookieTweetoftheWeek

TWEET OF THE WEEK: Oh Boyd, via Erin Clark

Thanks to Erin Clark for pointing out this Oh Boyd gem to me:

Oh, Boyd. You may have deleted that tweet, but you weren’t fast enough…

Until next time, RT plz?

Article written by Mrs. Tyler Thompson

No, I will not make you a sandwich, but you can follow me on Twitter @MrsTylerKSR or email me.

11 Comments for Tweet Beat: “Put your eyebrows down, man!”

  1. Rei
    9:45 pm May 23, 2013 Permalink

    Archie has a hilarious personality.

  2. Hootiehoo
    10:12 pm May 23, 2013 Permalink

    That’s no ground hog, it’s a Perry dog

  3. BUCats
    10:22 pm May 23, 2013 Permalink

    After reading the title, I thought this post might have something to do with Ludacris. Oh well

  4. fbowman
    10:28 pm May 23, 2013 Permalink

    Um I didn’t look at it and smiled, wasn’t very difficult lol

  5. retired nurse
    10:32 pm May 23, 2013 Permalink

    Ms. TT, please get Ally off this site.

  6. tyson
    10:33 pm May 23, 2013 Permalink

    1. i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again, Perry Stevenson is the funniest UK player ever

    2. who is this Aaron Boyd person? People say he played for UK football, but i sure don’t remember him.

  7. Micah Moyers
    10:38 pm May 23, 2013 Permalink

    lololol all are good, but the best is the Archie Goodwin vine. I can’t stop watching. “Put yo eyebrows down man.. and the sun is not in yo eyes!”

  8. disgruntled
    11:41 pm May 23, 2013 Permalink

    Lol, I should have known that one would get “moderated”.

  9. Mike
    12:43 am May 24, 2013 Permalink

    Props to Twany for NOT using chopsticks to eat his sushi. We advanced past having to hold sticks in our hands to eat food long ago, yet most people still feel the need to use chopsticks when eating Asian cuisine, either because they are just followers who feel the need to do what everyone else does or because they think it makes them look trendy and cool; either way I think it is just plain stupid. Good for you Twany!!

  10. TT's Fake Boobs and Rat Face
    2:34 am May 24, 2013 Permalink

    I wonder if Archie will make a video after the NBA draft? You know the one where he goes un-drafted? Now that would be funny. He could always make a video showing us his new job at Burger King…he could ask over and over “yo, you be wantin’ fries wit dat”?

  11. DEASY
    8:43 am May 24, 2013 Permalink

    Maybe it’s just me… but the whole Keyla Snowden thing is overrated. She looks like an alien.