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Tweet Beat: #Polsanity

As part of the never-ending quest to bring you University of Kentucky news in the most ridiculous manner possible, I comb the Twitter-verse each week for the funniest, oddest, and sometimes, nearly illegible tweets from your favorite players and personalities. Basically, I read Twitter so you don’t have to. Without further ado, here are the best tweets of the week.

Sure, it’s been almost a week since Jarrod Polson‘s big night in the Big Apple, but the tweets about it never get old:

While the Cats may have lost to Duke, Anthony Davis and Darius Miller know what’s really important, and Austin Rivers doesn’t have it:

Davis was clear to point out that he was “just playin.” Surrre.

I’m glad to see that Alex Poythress and I share little superstitions like good luck pennies:

I wonder if he also knocks on wood, crosses his fingers, and makes wishes at 11:11 every day.

Reason #12,078,006 that life as a UK player is not bad:

It’s not every day that you see a UK basketball player reference “The Langoliers,” a miniseries based off a Stephen King novel.

I’m sure he’s referring to the part of the movie in which the passengers arrive at the airport to find it completely deserted, but this scene is much more fun to watch:

Can we call the monsters Thamel and Emmert?

Julius Mays’ eye injury confirms that I am squeamish and could never be a doctor:

Just in case you didn’t hear just how awesome the Barclays Center was, Sam Malone is here to remind you:

AND, the elevators SPIN so the bus doesn’t have to turn around. Almost a week later, I still haven’t gotten over how cool that is.

If you see Prairie Dog at the movie theater in Portugal this weekend, be sure to give him some grief:

This picture of Ramel Bradley giving kids basketball tips makes me happy:

Jorts is a wee bit homesick–err, huntingsick:

[Cue up Gwyneth Paltrow’s “Cause I’m Country Strong”]

I’m only 28, but I can to relate to this (at liquor stores and bars):

Randall Cobb and DeMarcus Cousins were also impressed by Eric Bledsoe’s monster block last night:

That is a ton of light switches. Any guesses as to what kind of room it is?

Taylor Wyndham‘s twitpic is almost Rich Brooks-esque in terms of beautiful nature shots:

Speaking of Brooks, check out Papa’s new house in California:

Ready to come be the pool girl anytime, coach. But, I will not clean any fish:


Patrick Towles is wearing his stretchy pants to Thanksgiving and doesn’t care what you think:

Not even Chuck Hayes and his kid can beat out Erik Daniels and his basketball team for “Tweets That Make You Go Aww”:

Tim Couch’s kids do the Heisman pose weren’t far behind:

Finally, if you’ve ever wondered what Oh Boyd does on cold days, here you go:

Before you think he’s getting all soft…

Oh, Boyd.

Until next time, RT plz?

Article written by Mrs. Tyler Thompson

No, I will not make you a sandwich, but you can follow me on Twitter @MrsTylerKSR or email me.

8 Comments for Tweet Beat: #Polsanity

  1. caytsfan20
    10:19 pm November 15, 2012 Permalink

    Sound like b-long is appreciating it!

  2. tyson
    10:53 pm November 15, 2012 Permalink

    Congrats again TT.

    How is Aaron Boyd still allowed on Twitter? And who is Aaron Boyd anyway? Like, I thought I remembered earlier this season, but now I have forgotten again.

  3. Doug
    11:07 pm November 15, 2012 Permalink

    Am I the only one that thinks there is absolutely zero resemblance between Polson and Beiber?? I mean none at all.

  4. Wildcatsteeler
    11:45 pm November 15, 2012 Permalink

    Only one sleeping on JP was Cal. Should have started against Duke with main PG out. Mistake.

  5. Jarred
    3:51 am November 16, 2012 Permalink

    The last tweet by Boyd literally made me lol.
    Words to live by !!!

  6. outbck844
    8:13 am November 16, 2012 Permalink

    I’m pretty sure the light switches are in White Hall Classroom building.

  7. bluefan
    8:14 am November 16, 2012 Permalink

    This is why we love you, MrsT!

  8. bigbluegh
    8:38 am November 16, 2012 Permalink

    Bring in Erik Daniels as the next Asst. Coach, ala Delk and Padgett. From that picture, he obviously has coaching experience! I kid…but I wouldn’t hate it. He could work with Nerlens and Willie’s interior passing. Remember he and Chuck down low? Their passing was a thing of beauty…