As part of the never-ending quest to bring you University of Kentucky news in the most ridiculous manner possible, I comb the Twitter-verse each week for the funniest, oddest, and sometimes, nearly illegible tweets from your favorite players and personalities. Basically, I read Twitter so you don’t have to. Without further ado, here are the best tweets of the week.
Do you have Olympic fever? Me too, so much so that I actually watched Fencing today. Don’t worry, we’re not alone: your favorite former Cats are enjoying the games as well. Here are some of their favorite sports:
I’m sitting here watching one of my favorite events in the Olympics. Ping pong don’t hate. It takes skills and for the shark I let u win
— Tony Delk (@tldelk00) August 1, 2012
(WOMEN’S) BEACH VOLLEYBALL:
I was jus informed I missed the brazil vball game! Heard it was a beautiful sight!! Lol
— Jodie Meeks (@Jmeeks20) July 31, 2012
Oooh volleyball girls.. I love you.
— Perry Stevenson (@PSteve2122) July 30, 2012
Been watching the Olympics tonight. Love the Gymnastics .
— keYLa(@KeylaSnowden) July 30, 2012
Man these swimmers in the 400m freestyle are unbelievable athletes
— chuck hayes (@c_hayes44) July 29, 2012
What about Beach-Cycling in 2016?
— Rex Chapman (@rexchapman) July 30, 2012
TRACK AND FIELD
— Wayne Turner (@ThaBurner) July 28, 2012
You wish you had this twitter.com/DLamb20/status…
— Doron Lamb (@DLamb20) July 28, 2012
Jon Hood need an intro song, people. Get to work.
With BBM closing in, cant help but to think about a walk out song? Any suggestions?
— Jon Hood (@hoodyhood4) July 27, 2012
Here’s my suggestion:
Not to sound like a total mom, but Willie, be careful:
Did a 360 on the tube today out on the lake
— â˜†WillieCauleySteinâ˜† (@WCS15timefor9) July 28, 2012
Alex, I believe it’s “TWANY inch blades.” SMH…rookies.
Wanna be a baller, shot caller.Twenty inch blades on the Impala.
— Alex Poythress (@AlexTheGreat22) July 28, 2012
But, I enjoy seeing tweets like this:
— Alex Poythress (@AlexTheGreat22) July 29, 2012
Suddenly, my old Target gym bag seems pretty pathetic:
— Doron Lamb (@DLamb20) August 2, 2012
Of course John Wall and Michael Phelps tweet each other.
— John Wall (@John_Wall) July 27, 2012
Ramel Bradley is clearly Team Edward:
I knew there was a reason why I disliked that Twilight girl.. cheating lil sleezeball! Guess Rob won’t be fighting that wolf boy anymore lol
— Ramel Smooth Bradley (@dreamsmooth) August 1, 2012
And this is why I love Perry Stevenson:
I kid you not.. The powerline concert in A Goofy Movie is and will allways be a favorite of mine.
— Perry Stevenson (@PSteve2122) July 31, 2012
TMI, Jorts, TMI…
@kminnick21 just took a dump and didn’t even lace the toilette with toilette paper!!! Haha
— Josh Harrellson (@BigJorts55) July 31, 2012
Things that make sense in life: Derek Anderson being Homecoming King.
Great time and memories!!! twitter.com/DerekLAnderson…
— Derek L. Anderson(@DerekLAnderson) July 29, 2012
Speaking of Derek, he stopped by Jodie Meeks’ basketball camp last week. #lafamilia
— Derek L. Anderson(@DerekLAnderson) July 28, 2012
Please tell me there’s a double basketball-related meaning to Jodie’s shirt. Otherwise, not sure it’s the best thing to wear to a children’s basketball camp…
Raise your hand if you’re excited for this!
I ask myself this about people everyday:
How u act Hollywood and u ain’t never been there…
— demarcus cousins(@boogiecousins) July 27, 2012
Frog gigging? Can someone explain?
Maxwell Smith‘s got the right attitude about this year’s schedule:
So we play 3 of the top 10 teams in the country… Could be worse considering we have 5 in the top 10
— Maxwell Smith (@Maxwe11uk) August 2, 2012
I’m sorry, is there an age limit at Two Keys now? #ohboyd
girl you 35 in two keys…and you mad…get a life.
— Aaron Boydâ„¢ (@Oh_Boyd) August 1, 2012
Random tweet: I’m thinking about joining the illuminati
— La’Rod King (@Kingof_UK) July 29, 2012
That is random.
Idk for some reason I’m tweaking for camp to come.. So everybody who doubted us..
#WeAreUK y’all gon see a different side of UK..
— Bookie aka Flya â„¢103 (@bookie3_FLYA) August 1, 2012
I sure hope so. Until next time, RT plz?