As part of the never-ending quest to bring you University of Kentucky news in the most ridiculous manner possible, I comb the Twitter-verse each week for the funniest, oddest, and sometimes, nearly illegible tweets from your favorite players and personalities. Basically, I read Twitter so you don’t have to. Without further ado, here are the best tweets of the week.
Hey, did you know Rodrick Rhodes is now coaching high school basketball in Kentucky? Well, as you can tell, he’s really excited about it. Just call him the Coach Taylor of Kentucky. #FNL
This week also saw Jon Hood rejoining the Twitter-verse.
And just when you think Hood’s got the hang of it, throwing in hashtags and showing some swagger…
…he goes and tweets that he’s listening to quite possibly the whitest, most emo song ever. Whatcha thinking, big fella?
Meanwhile, down the hall…
Stacey Poole and Terrence Jones are watching Pokemon. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
NEWSFLASH: Ryan Harrow finally knows that wearing red and black isn’t cool around these parts.
Hey, our favorite Tweeter, Theltus “Bookie” Cobbins, has been kind of quiet lately. But if you decode his tweets (special decoder ring available for $8.99), you’d know that’s because his phone is kinda broken. In fact, he had to send it back to Louisiana to get fixed. However, since you can also tweet on computers and Bookie is a full-blown Twitter addict, he managed to get some in during the week.
I have a feeling Bookie won’t have a problem finding a friend to go canoeing with. And then…
Maybe my mind’s in the gutter, but I can’t decide if this is a dirty tweet or not. Oh yeah, a testament to Twitter’s occasional hilarity:
You know, because Bookie and Chris Tomlin really are alike. KSR’s very own Franklin & Bash.
What’s going on with our former Cats?
Patrick Patterson is missing “the fam”…
While Smooth is wondering why everyone wants to look like Cassie.
Obviously, God means more to Brandon Knight than the Taco Bell Burrito Taco Grande (is there even such a thing? If so, blasphemy!).
Note to self: never fall asleep in an airport again. Jorts may be watching.
…And finally, my favorite tweet of the week:
Until next time…RT, plz?