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Tweet Beat: NJT schools Ashley, Bookie takes a break, TJ watches Pokemon


As part of the never-ending quest to bring you University of Kentucky news in the most ridiculous manner possible, I comb the Twitter-verse each week for the funniest, oddest, and sometimes, nearly illegible tweets from your favorite players and personalities. Basically, I read Twitter so you don’t have to. Without further ado, here are the best tweets of the week.


Hey, did you know Rodrick Rhodes is now coaching high school basketball in Kentucky? Well, as you can tell, he’s really excited about it. Just call him the Coach Taylor of Kentucky. #FNL

This week also saw Jon Hood rejoining the Twitter-verse.


And just when you think Hood’s got the hang of it, throwing in hashtags and showing some swagger…


…he goes and tweets that he’s listening to quite possibly the whitest, most emo song ever. Whatcha thinking, big fella?

Meanwhile, down the hall…


Stacey Poole and Terrence Jones are watching Pokemon. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.


NEWSFLASH: Ryan Harrow finally knows that wearing red and black isn’t cool around these parts.

Hey, our favorite Tweeter, Theltus “Bookie” Cobbins, has been kind of quiet lately. But if you decode his tweets (special decoder ring available for $8.99), you’d know that’s because his phone is kinda broken. In fact, he had to send it back to Louisiana to get fixed. However, since you can also tweet on computers and Bookie is a full-blown Twitter addict, he managed to get some in during the week.


I have a feeling Bookie won’t have a problem finding a friend to go canoeing with. And then…


Maybe my mind’s in the gutter, but I can’t decide if this is a dirty tweet or not. Oh yeah, a testament to Twitter’s occasional hilarity:


You know, because Bookie and Chris Tomlin really are alike. KSR’s very own Franklin & Bash.

What’s going on with our former Cats?


Patrick Patterson is missing “the fam”


While Smooth is wondering why everyone wants to look like Cassie.


Obviously, God means more to Brandon Knight than the Taco Bell Burrito Taco Grande (is there even such a thing? If so, blasphemy!).

jorts1 jorts2

Note to self: never fall asleep in an airport again. Jorts may be watching.

…And finally, my favorite tweet of the week:


BOOM, roasted!

Until next time…RT, plz?

Article written by Mrs. Tyler Thompson

No, I will not make you a sandwich, but you can follow me on Twitter @MrsTylerKSR or email me.

16 Comments for Tweet Beat: NJT schools Ashley, Bookie takes a break, TJ watches Pokemon

  1. E.Sutton
    10:20 pm June 16, 2011 Permalink


  2. tdogg4033011
    10:21 pm June 16, 2011 Permalink

    ^^^^ gayo

  3. tfordstyle
    10:35 pm June 16, 2011 Permalink

    less tweets more radio ron? yes plz.

  4. Parker
    10:47 pm June 16, 2011 Permalink


  5. Bill Curry
    11:04 pm June 16, 2011 Permalink

    Some real dumbass card troll fans over on ESPN right now.

  6. JohnGCatsta
    11:10 pm June 16, 2011 Permalink


  7. tommy
    11:16 pm June 16, 2011 Permalink

    Uh, @jaybilas tweets? Most relevant of the night to BBN. #musthavemissedthem

  8. yep.
    11:28 pm June 16, 2011 Permalink

    did i really just see that someone working with KSR corrected someone’s grammar?

    if that’s not the pot calling the kettle black …

  9. Owen
    11:39 pm June 16, 2011 Permalink

    NotTipton’s tweet to Ashley Judd made me cough up the frozen waffles I was eating at the time. I was imagining my friend who smokes rolling up a cig full of cat litter.

  10. tfordstyle
    11:53 pm June 16, 2011 Permalink

    i was imagining radio ron rolling up all other contestants in the casting call, and smoking them…. wait that was real.

  11. bung
    11:53 pm June 16, 2011 Permalink

    hoods good

  12. Cals Cats
    12:02 am June 17, 2011 Permalink

    NCAA Office video after UK’s announcement today:

  13. manu1433
    12:22 am June 17, 2011 Permalink

    i’m with smooth….don’t be shavin your head…that looks pretty damn silly

  14. thisnicknamestinks
    10:13 am June 17, 2011 Permalink

    Roll up some of that primo litter!

  15. knightynight
    10:19 am June 17, 2011 Permalink

    These posts are great! Love the idea.

  16. question.
    2:42 pm June 18, 2011 Permalink

    So after reading the Twitter posts-I opened a twitter account, I have Matt Jones KSR Coach Cal Knight Miller Hood Jorts Wall Ramel PPatt Boogie Bledsoe Perry Harrow Liggins….I don’t want to get a fake account for these guys…I know the people I have so far are legit because I’ve got them of theKSR posts…help me out!! Who are the legit others I’m missing!!!