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Tweet Beat: Mani/Pedis, Care Packages, and Party Buses

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As part of the never-ending quest to bring you University of Kentucky news in the most ridiculous manner possible, I comb the Twitter-verse each week for the funniest, oddest, and sometimes, nearly illegible tweets from your favorite players and personalities. Basically, I read Twitter so you don’t have to. Without further ado, here are the best tweets of the week.

Tweet Beat is back! With the vengeance of a Rick Minter pep talk!

Leggo…

Speaking of football, some former Cats shared the Big Blue Nation (and Packer Nation and Colt Nation) love:

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Oh yeah, the NFL Cats also got some love in return:

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I want that care package!

Back at camp, Winston Guy waxes poetic about what Winston Guy always waxes poetic about: love.

guy-love

Know what Danny Trevathan and I say to that?

smdreads


Having trouble deciphering all those internet acronyms the kids use these days? Stevie “Got Loose” Johnson is here to help:

stevie-acronyms

I wish he would help me decipher Wayne Turner‘s perpetually confusing hashtags:

turner-wtfhashtag

I won’t lie, the world got a little sadder to me when I saw this tweet from Marquis Teague:

ballislife

#ihateballislifemixtapes

Elsewhere in the lodge, Stacey Poole talks nonsense:

davispoole-jackson

Eloy Vargas makes us all have an “I know!!” moment:

ashley-tweets

Jon Hood talks to Blanche, I mean, Chandler Parsons, about Entourage:

hood-parsons

Why are they friends? #smdreads

Looks like Ryan Harrow is also a fan of the occasional mani pedi (please, Ryan, you are not just doing this for your mom’s bday). Ten bucks says he reads fashion magazines while getting them.

harrow-manipedi

Screw DeMarcus’ birthday in Vegas, I want to go on Jorts’ party bus!!

jorts-partybus

(Just kidding, DeMarcus. I would love to come to your birthday party. Really.)

Remember how John Wall lit up the courts in Raleigh and got booed by his hometown crowd? Yeah, he wasn’t happy about that…

wall-boos

This old picture of Patrick Patterson is priceless:

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As is the fact that Moncell Allen owns a Slap Chop:

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(I do too…)

Hey, business women: Ramel hearts you. #itsbusinesstime

smooth-businesswomen

I would pay money to see Perry Stevenson walking around Lexington in this t-shirt.

prairie-shirt

Can’t do a Tweet Beat without a Rex Chapman nod: chapman-car

And, finally, the one you’ve been waiting for…the Bookie Tweet of the Week: bookie-100

Take care out der. Until next week, RT plz?

Article written by Mrs. Tyler Thompson

No, I will not make you a sandwich, but you can follow me on Twitter @MrsTylerKSR or email me.

11 Comments for Tweet Beat: Mani/Pedis, Care Packages, and Party Buses



  1. SexnNursinHomes
    9:44 pm August 11, 2011 Permalink

    Joker gettin’ the boyz a Yuko Systems??? Man, they are lucky!!!!

    Yuko Systems #1.



  2. Keith
    9:59 pm August 11, 2011 Permalink

    I believe he listens to The Temptations, according to his lines!



  3. Al's IndiCats
    10:20 pm August 11, 2011 Permalink

    1 and 2 y’all know The Cats are the best..8-4….One big upset…Poor Gay-tors!



  4. SexnNursinHomes
    10:29 pm August 11, 2011 Permalink

    3- When I had a Yuko Systems done, I felt like going 13-0, Nat’l Champs!



  5. BigBlue35
    12:07 am August 12, 2011 Permalink

    #smdreads



  6. Cris Collinswowrth
    12:46 am August 12, 2011 Permalink

    This Beat Has Tweets!



  7. ajhank2
    10:13 am August 12, 2011 Permalink

    I love these posts! Twitter is blocked on my work server.



  8. Roland
    11:57 am August 12, 2011 Permalink

    Rex has a Jerry Seinfeld train of thought.



  9. WildBlue
    3:15 pm August 12, 2011 Permalink

    I ♥ Tweet Beats. Can we get some tees made of that plese?



  10. Bubba in Glenpool
    5:20 pm August 12, 2011 Permalink

    @MattJonesKSR @FanOutfitters @TyTyThompsonKSR RT “Can we get some tees made of that plese?” I echo this thought!

    Sell ’em for $9.99 in all blue with some twitter handles on the back of them. Free advertising for you and the site with all of us walking around in them. Great idea WildBlue!



  11. Bubba in Glenpool
    5:25 pm August 12, 2011 Permalink

    @MattJonesKSR @FanOutfitters @TyTyThompson RT Wildblue “Can we get some tees made of that plese?” I echo that thought 100%.

    Sell them for $9.99 in blue or white. Put your twitter handles on the back. Free marketing for you all and a great shirt for us, a true win-win!