As part of the never-ending quest to bring you University of Kentucky news in the most ridiculous manner possible, I comb the Twitter-verse each week for the funniest, oddest, and sometimes, nearly illegible tweets from your favorite players and personalities. Basically, I read Twitter so you don’t have to. Without further ado, here are the best tweets of the week.
Tweet Beat is back! With the vengeance of a Rick Minter pep talk!
Speaking of football, some former Cats shared the Big Blue Nation (and Packer Nation and Colt Nation) love:
Oh yeah, the NFL Cats also got some love in return:
I want that care package!
Back at camp, Winston Guy waxes poetic about what Winston Guy always waxes poetic about: love.
Know what Danny Trevathan and I say to that?
Having trouble deciphering all those internet acronyms the kids use these days? Stevie “Got Loose” Johnson is here to help:
I wish he would help me decipher Wayne Turner‘s perpetually confusing hashtags:
I won’t lie, the world got a little sadder to me when I saw this tweet from Marquis Teague:
Elsewhere in the lodge, Stacey Poole talks nonsense:
Eloy Vargas makes us all have an “I know!!” moment:
Jon Hood talks to
Blanche, I mean, Chandler Parsons, about Entourage:
Why are they friends? #smdreads
Looks like Ryan Harrow is also a fan of the occasional mani pedi (please, Ryan, you are not just doing this for your mom’s bday). Ten bucks says he reads fashion magazines while getting them.
Screw DeMarcus’ birthday in Vegas, I want to go on Jorts’ party bus!!
(Just kidding, DeMarcus. I would love to come to your birthday party. Really.)
Remember how John Wall lit up the courts in Raleigh and got booed by his hometown crowd? Yeah, he wasn’t happy about that…
This old picture of Patrick Patterson is priceless:
As is the fact that Moncell Allen owns a Slap Chop:
(I do too…)
Hey, business women: Ramel hearts you. #itsbusinesstime
I would pay money to see Perry Stevenson walking around Lexington in this t-shirt.
Take care out der. Until next week, RT plz?