As part of the never-ending quest to bring you University of Kentucky news in the most ridiculous manner possible, I comb the Twitter-verse each week for the funniest, oddest, and sometimes, nearly illegible tweets from your favorite players and personalities. Basically, I read Twitter so you don’t have to. Without further ado, here are the best tweets of the week.
Sadly, Louisville Hate Day is coming to an end. This year’s may have been the best yet, with #LouisvilleHateDay trending nationally and an epic slate of posts throughout the day. The only thing missing? You. To make sure your voice is part of this blessed holiday, I compiled the best #LouisvilleHateDay tweets from the past twenty-four hours for a special edition of Tweet Beat. KSR, this one’s for you.
The top tweet of the day has to go to J-Lo himself, an avid KSR reader and listener whose tweet left the Card Nation grasping for a comeback:
— jared lorenzen (@JaredLorenzen22) August 30, 2012
Former Cat A.J. Nance couldn’t resist chiming in, tweeting this picture of himself and Randall Cobb holding up the Governor’s Cup trophy:
And more fun insults:
Real talk. That L1C4 is trash. Louisville yall cant really like that can you??? Be honest that sound like Battleship game
— AJ NANCE (@Mr_Nance47) August 30, 2012
The rest of you were funny:
Jersey shore cancelled. Where will Louisville fans get “high fashion” advice
— NotJimmyDykes (@NotJimmyDykes) August 30, 2012
I pledge allegiance, to the bag, that contains my bottle of Crown Royal, & to the Black & Mild in my left hand…
— Kevin Jones (@HumanKevinJones) August 30, 2012
Reashon we shtill have trough urinals at Commonwealth? Can’t trust Louisville fans to sit the right way on toilet sheats
— Fake Lou Holtz (@FakeLouHoltzKSR) August 30, 2012
Your sports marketing campaign looks like someone sat on their cell phone
— Rett English (@RettEnglish) August 30, 2012
A little random:
I’d rather run naked backwards through a cornfield with headphones glued in playing Rick Ashley than be a Louisville fan
— lloyd smith (@lloydsmith23) August 30, 2012
Ok. Lea from the dentist can kiss my ass.
— Michelle Evans (@mlevan3) August 30, 2012
You shared your own disturbing Louisville fan pictures:
— Tyler Lee (@tee_lee1641) August 30, 2012
— Darcy Adams (@darcyadams) August 30, 2012
Your “We Beat Louisville” pics:
— UKCATS (@WindyCityCatFan) August 30, 2012
#LouisvilleHateDay destroyed a potential romance:
Good conversation in the elevator with a cute guy then he said he was a Louisville fan and we both agreed not to talk.
— grace sneed (@gracesneed33) August 30, 2012
It inspired people’s moms to get their tweet on:
— Jennifer (@jeni4uk) August 30, 2012
The rest of the nation picked up on the Black n’ Mild scent:
— Saturday Down South (@SDS) August 30, 2012
Even Turley Curd got in on the fun!
rodney trained my dog tater to growl whenever he says louisville
— Turley Curd (@TurleyCurd1) August 30, 2012
Well done, BBN. Until next time, RT plz?