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Tweet Beat: Life Lessons with Doron Lamb

As part of the never-ending quest to bring you University of Kentucky news in the most ridiculous manner possible, I comb the Twitter-verse each week for the funniest, oddest, and sometimes, nearly illegible tweets from your favorite players and personalities. Basically, I read Twitter so you don’t have to. Without further ado, here are the best tweets of the week.

Doron Lamb’s been dropping some mad life lessons on Twitter recently. They range from status:

Safety:

Love:

(All the women who independent, throw your hands up at him!)

Proper foot care:

Don’t geek Doron, but you’re well on your way to getting your own Tweet Beat segment.

Jarrod Polson took “Thumbs Up for Lane” to another level last week with this video of campers and players giving Lane thumbs-up from the BBM campout:

Sniff, sniff

Kyle Wiltjer went through a rite of passage into young adulthood when he had to put together a Wal-Mart coffee table last week.

Kyle, a word of advice: it’s not properly put together unless you have a bunch of extra parts left. Also, invest in a proper Allen wrench.

Sam Malone experienced what it might be like to be Brangelina for a bit last week during the Big Blue Madness campout:

Welcome to the fam, Julius:

At this rate, I think Andre Woodson needs a SmartFood Popcorn intervention:

If he keeps this addiction up, he might be able to score a show on TLC.

I don’t think anyone can ever accuse Stevie Johnson of being shy:

Guys, I think Keyla Snowden is a natural at this modeling thing. #thingsthatsurprisenoone

This week, Enes continued his Wild and Wacky Off-Season Tour by skydiving onto a football field:

…entertaining some ladies at dinner:

…getting a massage:

…hanging out with green men:

…an odd little bear:

and earning a new nickname:

I can’t wait to see what next week brings. Maybe redheads?

Oh, and Enes, OhBoyd knows a girl:

Frosted Flakes.

Randall may be a rising star in the NFL, but nothing beats a home cooked meal from mom:

I wonder what the weight limit is on offensive lineman Zach West‘s new scooter?

I might as well just rename “Tweets That Make You Go Aww” to “Pictures of Eric Bledsoe and his daughter”:

Aww, indeed, Jenny:

The “Bookie Tweet of the Week” is back, if only to highlight Bookie’s new avatar…a picture of John McCain. Maybe Bookie is trying to class his image up since he’s been getting into trouble lately?

Keep it classy, Bookie. Until next time, RT plz?

Article written by Mrs. Tyler Thompson

No, I will not make you a sandwich, but you can follow me on Twitter @MrsTylerKSR or email me.

5 Comments for Tweet Beat: Life Lessons with Doron Lamb



  1. Hey
    9:35 pm September 27, 2012 Permalink

    The turtleman went and saw Lane today! Neal even sang him some song and played the banjo! #thumbsupforLane



  2. CATdawg
    10:32 pm September 27, 2012 Permalink

    those do not look like doron’s legs



  3. SeaCat
    10:38 pm September 27, 2012 Permalink

    mrs tt is great!



  4. Jenny
    9:05 am September 28, 2012 Permalink

    Woop woop! Tweetbeat Shoutout!



  5. WhatSheOrder?FishFilet?
    9:36 am September 28, 2012 Permalink

    2) don’t geek