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Tweet Beat: Enes can play now

As part of the never-ending quest to bring you University of Kentucky news in the most ridiculous manner possible, I comb the Twitter-verse each week for the funniest, oddest, and sometimes, nearly illegible tweets from your favorite players and personalities. Basically, I read Twitter so you don’t have to. Without further ado, here are the best tweets of the week.

Happy Valentine’s Day! I’m so happy you decided to spend your romantic evening with us. Whether you love or loathe the holiday, it makes for some awesome tweets. Example A:

That picture is too small to do this justice. One more time:

Never change, Enes. Never, ever, ever change.

Still don’t have a Valentine? Patrick Towles is looking:

Jorts is such a ladies’ man:

Nothing says romance like a sexy selfie, right Patrick Graffree?

See, for me, this would totally be worth it:

Meet you there, Randall?

Morgan Newton‘s ready get his fancy grub on:

LaRod King doesn’t think Valentine’s Day is for everyone:

Awh! Valentine’s Day usually annoys me, but kids make it somewhat tolerable. Case in point: Rex Chapman and his daughter.

Is #OneMoreForNerlens the new #WWMKGD?

There are three certainties in life: death, taxes, and a Twany Beckham Oreo nightcap:

Teammate Alex Poythress appears to have picked up the habit as well:

I’ve gotta go with Tod Lanter, this is certifiably creepy:

Speaking of Mr. Lanter, tweets like this (and biceps like his) are why I love him:

Also, WTF is “Free Tan Week”??


Perry, I wholeheartedly agree:

If there is a hell worse than being stuck in a confined space that smells so much like crap that people are resorting to pooping in bags, then I don’t want to know.

The perks of being tall?

The beautiful Keyla Snowden gussied up for the red carpet this week to attend the Grammys:

Fake Barney and former Cat Bernard Cote engaged in a little francophile fun last week:

Winston Guy took the opportunity to meet new football coach Mark Stoops this week and gives his blessing:

Challenge extended:

Come on students, can’t Josh Clemons get a little recognition??

Great wording by the Great Larry Warford:

Nice coffee mug:

Filed under “awesome”: Rich Brooks’ UK jacket.

Who up

Of course.

Doron had a bit of a Twitter fail over the weekend, accidentally retweeting something he probably shouldn’t have. Thank you to ‏@WZH_07 for taking the screenshot of it while I was out of town. And yes, it has been edited.

TWEET OF THE WEEK: This has to go to Nerlens Noel, who tore his ACL against Florida on Tuesday. Despite the cloud of gloom that settled over the Bluegrass, Nerlens showed us once again how amazing he is with this optimistic message to his fans:

Love you big guy. Until next time, RT plz?

Article written by Mrs. Tyler Thompson

No, I will not make you a sandwich, but you can follow me on Twitter @MrsTylerKSR or email me.

13 Comments for Tweet Beat: Enes can play now

  1. DrSayre
    9:39 pm February 14, 2013 Permalink

    I think the Fazoli’s promotion is awesome!

  2. Peg Legg
    9:43 pm February 14, 2013 Permalink

    Especially on Valentine’s, many a mens got Enes penvy.

  3. bhoward
    9:57 pm February 14, 2013 Permalink

    UK fans like to make fun of UL fans. With pictures like that, I’m not sure making fun of linebeards is a sensible decision.

  4. bluefan
    10:08 pm February 14, 2013 Permalink

    Ahhh, TweetBeat. A bit of sunshine in a bleak week. Thanks, Mrs. TT.

  5. 2 Cool 4 Skool
    10:36 pm February 14, 2013 Permalink

    Way to delete that last comment lol….anything that you don’t agree with simply must be wrong. Classic “media”, if you can consider yourselves that.

  6. WildcatDMD
    10:52 pm February 14, 2013 Permalink

    My God… I had nothing to do tonight so I decided to put on the Louisville game. Big mistake… Big East basketball is so hard to watch.

  7. O_o
    12:31 am February 15, 2013 Permalink

    I have to agree about those statues in the entrance to Gatton, they scare the crap out of me everytime.

  8. Bob
    8:04 am February 15, 2013 Permalink

    If Enes really does have all those ladies he’s gonna be broke before he’s 30.

  9. Fake Tom Leach
    8:11 am February 15, 2013 Permalink

    Forget Fazoli’s! You have to go to Cheddar’s on Valentine’s day!

  10. PatGLex
    9:39 am February 15, 2013 Permalink

    Love Tweet Beat! It makes my Friday.

    The “Free tan week” was some promotion going on this week at some salon in Lex.

    I have forwarded Enes’s valentine to my sister in D.C. because it is so outrageous. (Had to explain who he is, though.)

  11. agreed
    9:41 am February 15, 2013 Permalink

    Papa Brooks jacket is baller. When I grow up I wanna live that large.

  12. ksr the rockin
    9:44 am February 15, 2013 Permalink

    Real weird, Sounds like you need a young man Ms. Thompson, you a cougar!

  13. bluefan
    11:09 am February 15, 2013 Permalink

    Anyone know how much $$ Enes is making at Utah? Because I’m pretty sure he could rise to the top of the heap in WWE pretty quickly and be a super-star! He’s hilarious.