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Tweet Beat: Doron Lamb’s Guide to Grooming

As part of the never-ending quest to bring you University of Kentucky news in the most ridiculous manner possible, I comb the Twitter-verse each week for the funniest, oddest, and sometimes, nearly illegible tweets from your favorite players and personalities. Basically, I read Twitter so you don’t have to. Without further ado, here are the best tweets of the week.

This afternoon, we found out that Doron Lamb is headed to Orlando, which can only mean good things for his Twitter account. Earlier this week, Doron shared some grooming tips with his followers…check them out:

Okay, easy enough, everyone has baby powder.

Sure, no one likes chapped lips, especially this time of year.

Tyra Banks would agree with this.

Sadly, this was not followed by a picture of adult diapers.

Now that Doron’s moving to Orlando, what can we expect?

That Sleepy tweet is happening, you can bank on it.

Willie Cauley-Stein did his fair share of tweeting this week, retweeting various offensive messages he received in the wake of the Tennessee loss. Last night, Willie said that most of them came from Indiana fans, so props to him for showing some restraint:

It was only a matter of time before Jon Hood’s toes became webbed:

#LakeFinsNoSins

Who knew Jarrod Polson was so artistic?

He can ball, he can sing, he can dance, he can draw…is he Rupp’s Renaissance man?

What does Twany do when he can’t have his beloved cookies and cream ice cream? He improvises with sugar cookies and cake:

Mmm…cakecakecakecakecake.

Judging by this picture, I’m guessing Brian Long lost?

Who knew Tod Lanter was a fish snob?

Let’s not forget that future Cat Dakari Johnson will be in town this weekend for the GameDay festivities:

No, no, no, Jorts, it’s WHO up.

Speaking of, Doron might want to return this new Milwaukee Bucks jacket:

Nice socks, though:

What’s Mark Krebs up to now? Filming at the Rose Bowl?

I think that’s what JT was hinting at, Rex:

We know Enes loves wrestling, but monster jams too?! The UnderKanter driving the Grave Digger does have a nice ring to it…

Yes, please:

Uhmmm…shout out to you too, Oh Boyd?

Taylor Wyndham is quite the story teller:

I don’t believe you, Stevie:

We see you, seeing us Ashley:

We live in the same city, so whenever you want to have a girls’ night and watch replays from last year, let me know. I’ll bring the wine.

This week’s “Tweet That Makes You Go Aww” goes to Mark Krebs and his youth league basketball team back in the day. Those are some old school unis.

Bookie doesn’t want those cuffs:

TWEET OF THE WEEK:

Who needs motorcycle boots when you’re a badass like Rich Brooks?

Until next time, RT plz?

Article written by Mrs. Tyler Thompson

No, I will not make you a sandwich, but you can follow me on Twitter @MrsTylerKSR or email me.

14 Comments for Tweet Beat: Doron Lamb’s Guide to Grooming



  1. Alan
    9:45 pm February 21, 2013 Permalink

    Rich Brooks rides a Harley in flip flops. Like an F’N Boss.



  2. hersheyisabear
    9:49 pm February 21, 2013 Permalink

    It seems to me that all Twany B does is eat ice cream. And that is it.



  3. Trizzle
    10:08 pm February 21, 2013 Permalink

    He sure as hell doesn’t poop ice cream



  4. KC
    10:18 pm February 21, 2013 Permalink

    Doron forgot the Cool Water cologne to go with the Baby powder



  5. Uh oh
    10:43 pm February 21, 2013 Permalink

    Rich Brooks the new bobby petrino??? lol



  6. Mike
    10:59 pm February 21, 2013 Permalink

    You are right Ashley, it just makes them bad players.



  7. dude
    12:37 am February 22, 2013 Permalink

    Is it just me or has Ashley become like your nerdy aunt over the last couple years?



  8. Kevin C.
    2:10 am February 22, 2013 Permalink

    @ 7… Yeah, maybe…so would that make her a NAILF ?



  9. UKBlue
    5:51 am February 22, 2013 Permalink

    Does anyone think it’s suspicious that Ashley starts sucking up to Matt after all this time, while at the same time she is conveniently deciding on running for the Senate, knowing Matt has a strong voice to the BBN, is also a Democrat, along with the fact that someone from the Democratic party was dumb enough & arrogant enough to admit on the Louisville news that the Democrats want to use Ashley affiliation with UK & the Big Blue Nation to get their vote?



  10. Eric
    7:20 am February 22, 2013 Permalink

    Rich Brooks,they ain’t even flip flops, they mandles!



  11. tuxedo park
    7:43 am February 22, 2013 Permalink

    Is that a joke #9? If not you are one crazy conspiracy theorist.



  12. lakesidecatsfan
    10:20 am February 22, 2013 Permalink

    9)No i think she is saying she doesnt like matt, but respects his taking up for the team as indiiduals.



  13. DoubleZeroMostel
    10:21 am February 22, 2013 Permalink

    And being a mediocre actress with a Harvard degree doesn’t make you a viable candidate for senate…



  14. Spadeaspade
    1:09 pm February 22, 2013 Permalink

    13: You are correct. You must be a mediocre eye doctor with a Duke degree.