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Tweet Beat: Doron “Dr. Love” Lamb

As part of the never-ending quest to bring you University of Kentucky news in the most ridiculous manner possible, I comb the Twitter-verse each week for the funniest, oddest, and sometimes, nearly illegible tweets from your favorite players and personalities. Basically, I read Twitter so you don’t have to. Without further ado, here are the best tweets of the week.

Nerlens Noel may be a beast on the court, but off the court, he’s an ole softie. In addition to visiting the Lexington Special Olympics basketball league, Nerlens invited his friend Reece to live out every kid’s dream of visiting the UK locker room after Tuesday night’s game:

That may be the cutest picture ever. In fact, it’s this week’s “Tweet That Makes You Go Aww.”

Anthony Davis has some wise words for Kentucky fans:

It’s no secret that we love Doron Lamb around here, especially Doron Lamb on Twitter. This week, Doron tackled the world’s biggest mystery: love. Here are some questions Doron asked his followers:

Messed up feet. That’s why socks exist.

I’ll let the guys answer in the comment section…would you rather have a butterface or a butterbody?

Has to be NYC, right? Also, yes, Doron, this looks nice and would be an excellent engagement ring for your lady of choice:

Erik Daniels is tired of hearing about Manti Te’o:

So is Antoine Walker:

I’m going to go with Yes.

Eloy points out how this could all have been avoided:

Even Tony Vanetti got in on the latest craze: Te’oing.

Look at Tony being up on the times.

Heads up, guys: International Single Awareness Day is right around the corner…

Rex Chapman wrote an article for describing who he thinks are the five best players in the country. Nerlens Noel is among them, but another fellow Cat almost made his list: Willie Cauley-Stein.

Perry Stevenson has been substitute teaching around town and, as you would expect, gets a fair share of questions about his time at UK:

Do you still like Pop Tarts?

As if athletes’ routine pictures of their shoes on Twitter weren’t enough, Doron Lamb now posts pics of his “Socks of the Day.” Here are just a few:

Eric Bledsoe‘s success in the NBA is even more heartwarming when you consider where he came from. Rex Chapman (and Coach Cal) nailed it:

Patrick Patterson was reunited with a long lost love earlier this week:

Another question for you guys: what’s better, Qdoba or Chipotle?

John Wall’s dog Thunder recently graduated from “Off the Leash” K9 Training School. What do you think Wall got him as a graduation present?

You’re never too old to wish for a snow day. Right, Tod?

Seriously, is it football season yet? #Thingsmy2011selfdidnotseemeasking

Ra’Shaad Samples sees you, eRupption Zone:

Larry Vaught’s picture of a snowy Pigeon Forge is practically Papa Brooks-esque:

Nope, Papa still does it better:

Bookie was pretty quiet this week (is he still on the team), so instead of deciphering his tweets, enjoy this picture of Erin Calipari under a waterfall:

Erin, Rock Oliver would be proud. Until next time, RT plz?

Article written by Mrs. Tyler Thompson

No, I will not make you a sandwich, but you can follow me on Twitter @MrsTylerKSR or email me.

25 Comments for Tweet Beat: Doron “Dr. Love” Lamb

  1. Take All Of Their Guns, Leave Them A Musket
    10:07 pm January 17, 2013 Permalink

    Put me on team #HotBody

  2. NotSoFast
    10:10 pm January 17, 2013 Permalink

    Tyler “Jungle Fever” Thompson, getting it done

  3. Oogie
    10:11 pm January 17, 2013 Permalink

    Gotta agree with #1

  4. quickneasycat
    10:17 pm January 17, 2013 Permalink

    I’d take the hot bod and we’d hit up the ‘doba!

  5. Ridge Runner
    10:18 pm January 17, 2013 Permalink

    Rex Chapman, here’s hoping your are right! –and how ’bout Doron with the sly-devil routine.

  6. Eloy
    10:19 pm January 17, 2013 Permalink

    I aint got no grammar. Wish they be offering me an English class at uk yo.

  7. Rex's Tweet
    10:35 pm January 17, 2013 Permalink

    Makes me appreciate Bledsoe even more. Tough kid.

  8. Dear UL and IU fans, We are national champions; you are not. The end.
    10:36 pm January 17, 2013 Permalink

    Anyone else think Erin is kinda hot?

  9. Chris
    10:54 pm January 17, 2013 Permalink

    #8 Kinda? Megan is hotter though.

  10. IU Fan, National Champs 87, Big Dogs
    10:54 pm January 17, 2013 Permalink

    I don’t get this Tweet Beat thing?

  11. IU Fan National Champ 87, Big Dogs
    10:59 pm January 17, 2013 Permalink

    Please, why would u take a shower in the woods in Eastern Kentucky, Erin …. Duh Lol!!! U all need to go to 4 the best team info.

  12. bluristhurr
    11:06 pm January 17, 2013 Permalink

    Easy decision, I’d take a butterbody because she would have nice teeth. Imagine a pretty girl with a jacked face with jacked teeth throwing gang sings everywhere in her mouth. Nope not my style I’d take any light heavy weight.

  13. 1catfan
    12:19 am January 18, 2013 Permalink


  14. Catlanta
    12:34 am January 18, 2013 Permalink

    Did they train John Walls pit bull to smile? Impressive!

  15. tyson
    12:57 am January 18, 2013 Permalink

    as always MTT, great job.

    butterbody because you can always fix that. face is much tougher to fix.

    qdoba by far. although, let’s not forget moe’s.

  16. Jason
    1:36 am January 18, 2013 Permalink

    Freebirds is much better than Qdoba or Chipotle.

  17. kingrex
    1:50 am January 18, 2013 Permalink

    umm Anthony Davis is about 5 minutes older than these guys. give me a break.

  18. John Wall
    3:34 am January 18, 2013 Permalink

    14. Pretty sure that’s an American Bulldog

  19. Answers
    8:19 am January 18, 2013 Permalink

    Team Hot body and Chipotle, hands down, much fresher meat….if they only had queso, the doba might get run outta town.

  20. Rockfield, KY
    8:22 am January 18, 2013 Permalink

    Hot body and Chipotle. Easy choice for both.

  21. Blue Rock
    8:58 am January 18, 2013 Permalink

    #18 Pretty sure you are wrong. That is a definitely a pit. Even though, American Bulldog, American Staffordshire Terrier, and Pit Bull Terriers are all closely related in breed

  22. TheLaw
    9:14 am January 18, 2013 Permalink

    18 – Definitely a Pitt; looks just like the one I have at home.

  23. PatGLex
    9:52 am January 18, 2013 Permalink

    Qdoba, hands down. Chipotle is …. blah.

  24. Go Deep
    9:52 am January 18, 2013 Permalink

    Body, I can go buy a girl some braces, get her hair did, and hire a makeup artist. But I can’t overcome that big butt gene.

  25. CatFanInSydney
    10:31 pm January 18, 2013 Permalink

    Chipotle by a wide margin. One of the things I miss about living in Australia is Chipotle. Wouldn’t care if I ever saw a Qdoba again. The closest here is Guzman Y Gomez which is ok but not what I’d call good.