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Tweet Beat: Don’t sleep or Doron Lamb will shoot (a picture of you)

As part of the never-ending quest to bring you University of Kentucky news in the most ridiculous manner possible, I comb the Twitter-verse each week for the funniest, oddest, and sometimes, nearly illegible tweets from your favorite players and personalities. Basically, I read Twitter so you don’t have to. Without further ado, here are the best tweets of the week.

Doron Lamb is pretty strict about this Team No Sleep thing:

Jon Hood has the secret to identifying freshmen on campus:

Looks like Willie Cauley-Stein got his first taste of jersey chasers this week:

Who really convinced Nerlens to get the “UK” shaved back into his flat top? Why, the flat top itself, who, by the way, has an awesome Twitter account:

The new Wildcat Lodge brings out the best in everyone, including the kitchen staff. Smoothies!!

Somebody’s got a recipe for a fun Saturday night!

Alex Poythress probably didn’t anticipate the number of tweets he’d get in response to this picture about his leg hair:

WCS titled this piece of art “Giant Electric Toothbrush”:

Now THIS is what I want to see! Sam Malone and Jon Hood fighting over which is better, oceans or lakes!! #lakehairdontcare #saltdoesabodygood

Point Polson:

Maybe Josh should visit Nerlens’ barber?

Sometimes I forget LaRod King is a father. Tweets like this remind me:

As someone who doesn’t have kids (and doesn’t plan to for a while), here’s a question for parents: are giant baby poops that fascinating? Because seriously, that’s all you guys tweet about sometimes.

Stevie Johnson has some very useful advice heading into football season:

Apparently the entire offensive line is growing beards, a pact brought into light by Zach West’s tweet earlier this week:

You know what they say: grow beards together, go to a bowl game.




Bah! Turkish toilet!!!

Looks like Chuck Hayes and Patrick Towles’ mother had similar experiences this week:

Now’s your chance, Jon Hood

Considering he mostly tweets stuff about his charity and photo ops, I was shocked to see this tweet from Rajon Rondo.

I’ll have what he’s having.

Wayne Turner could teach Anthony Davis a thing or two about dressing for a team dinner:

Perry Stevenson sees your insult, is not impressed.

Hear that, Jeff Goodman?

Hey, 3/4 is better than no fourths.

Derek Anderson is so offended by kids these days that he’s ready to open “The Derek Anderson Center for Kids Who Can’t Behave Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too.” Here’s the class schedule for the fall semester:

Child in pink that may or may not be related to Doron Lamb doing three goggles? Yep, that’s a “Tweet That Makes You Go Aww”:

As is this shot of baby Jodie Meeks in what appears to be a boy scout uniform holding a basketball:

Bookie had a busy week! He posted a childhood picture…

…Talked to his cousin who just got out of jail…

…and–watch out–he may be “catching feelings”!

Until next week, RT plz?

Article written by Mrs. Tyler Thompson

No, I will not make you a sandwich, but you can follow me on Twitter @MrsTylerKSR or email me.

6 Comments for Tweet Beat: Don’t sleep or Doron Lamb will shoot (a picture of you)

  1. snoopaloop
    9:43 pm August 23, 2012 Permalink

    The money I would pay to read a Bookie Cobbins English paper…

  2. randomer
    10:36 pm August 23, 2012 Permalink


  3. shields eyes
    10:45 pm August 23, 2012 Permalink

    Wow, this is the first tweet beat that needs a PG 13 rating.

  4. WhatSheOrder?FishFilet?
    10:49 pm August 23, 2012 Permalink

    hahhahaha bookie’s first tweet. still “pullin” even with the messed up teeth

  5. iucansukabigblue.....
    12:17 am August 24, 2012 Permalink

    Keyla is so cute. Miss her already. 🙂

  6. tyrus
    3:06 pm August 24, 2012 Permalink

    I like this weekly post and read most ofthem but…I don’t understand what the heck I’m reading #bornbeforeu