As part of the never-ending quest to bring you University of Kentucky news in the most ridiculous manner possible, I comb the Twitter-verse each week for the funniest, oddest, and sometimes, nearly illegible tweets from your favorite players and personalities. Basically, I read Twitter so you don’t have to. Without further ado, here are the best tweets of the week.
I am struggling to figure out what exactly is happening in Archie Goodwin’s photo:
– Archie is in either the cool tub or the hot tub
– Two members of the team are in the background either A) texting B) tweeting or C) drinking hot chocolate.
What do we know? Archie has one serious chest tattoo.
I’m a little upset that Nerlens Noel didn’t smack that “L” to the floor (or at the very least throw up a three goggle), but I guess that’s a sign of true confidence. See you in December, Logan.
— Logan Murphy (@LoganMurphyIV) July 25, 2012
The picture is fuzzy, but it appears that Anthony Davis did not have a unibrow as a child:
— Doron Lamb (@DLamb20) July 21, 2012
What a sweet boy.
Hey Jon: I waited and no pic. Lies!
— Jon Hood (@hoodyhood4) July 23, 2012
Well this certainly looks promising:
Julius Mays must have some weird looking, high-maintenance trophies:
Treat your body like a trophy twitter.com/JMays34/status…
— Julius Mays (@JMays34) July 26, 2012
Cougars of Boston, beware! Sam Malone is on a mission.
Hittin up the Garden for this Aerosmith concert tonight #cougaralert
— Sam Malone (@SamMaloneuk13) July 19, 2012
Yeah, Anthony Davis‘ life does not suck:
— Anthony Davis (@AntDavis23) July 21, 2012
It’s like these birds out here have it out for my car. They always wanna sh*t on it wherever I go. Just got it washed too. #smh
— Patrick Patterson (@pdpatt) July 21, 2012
Somewhere, Billy Gillispie feels left out:
The 2009 Wildcats coulda been something special haha twitter.com/MarkKrebs12/st…
— Mark Krebs Jr.(@MarkKrebs12) July 25, 2012
Perry Stevenson knows how a bad sandwich artist can ruin your day:
Poor subway dude.. Messing up sandwiches left and right. They put him on the front line and didn’t tell him how to use his weapon.
— Perry Stevenson (@PSteve2122) July 26, 2012
The QB competition smack talk has begun!
@Maxwe11uk needs to work in his golf game… especially off the tee
— Patrick Towles (@patty_ice14) July 18, 2012
Sorry ladies, Winston Guy is a taken man now:
I am an engaged man now.
— Winston Guy Jr #27.â„¢ (@WinstonGuyJr21) July 25, 2012
How would you feel if someone was rushing you, Morgan? I just hope you bagged it up.
That awkward moment when your dog is going number 2 on the main st of the neighborhood and he’s taking FOREVER.
— Morgan Newton (@monewt12) July 24, 2012
Rex‘s jeans are like the opposite of a mullet: business on the bottom, party up top!
WHY NOT ME!?!?
— Randall Cobb (@rcobb18) July 25, 2012
Randall, I ask myself that in relation to you all the time.
In this week’s “Bookie Tweet of the Week,” Bookie teaches us that when all else fails, get in bed and order Wing Zone:
I’m in the bed coolin, damn I ain’t get no texts in a min.. #Weak ðŸ‘Ž so I’ll just order Wing Zone and fall asleep on the move I ðŸ‘€..
— Bookie aka Flya â„¢103 (@bookie3_FLYA) July 26, 2012
“Hey Wing Zone, I’d like to make an order for deli–” Oh, sorry. Until next time, RT plz?