Do you hate your kids? Do you want them to grow up to be soft and lame? If you’ve answered yes to any of these questions, then this is the camp for you. Sign them up for the Duke Flopping Camp (application contained in this link) and they’ll learn all the techniques sure to make them get ridiculed for the rest of their life. From inappropriate outburts of enthusiasm to goofy haircuts and way too touchy-feely team team huddles, this camp is guaranteed to make your kid a turd.
***The “Whining Camp” and “Failing to Live Up to Rivals Ranking Camp” are not included and campers should fill out additional applications for those.