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This Week In Pakulak…


I’m very excited to introduce a new weekly feature here at Kentucky Sports Radio, called simply “This Week In Pakulak…“.  As we told you several weeks ago, former Kentucky punter Glenn Pakulak is now a budding reality television star as one of the featured members of Bravo’s Most Eligible Dallas, a show set in the Big D and following, as they describe it, people that are “young, hot and single”.  Pakulak goes three-for-three in those categories, but his awesomeness cannot be sufficiently described in this little blog space.  So, each week, we’ll allow Pakulak to tell you in his own words why women want him and bros want to be him.

This week, the show premiered with a bang and Pakulak opened up about his childhood and warned others of the dangers that come from mixing extreme levels bro-ness with simple television game shows…

Later in the episode, Pakulak had a little photo shoot and revealed sitting poolside with his shirt off on Bravo has pretty much been his fate since God blessed this planet with his birth.  Let it be known, Glenn Pakulak has always been this pretty and never had an ugly duckling phase.


Article written by Thomas Beisner

25 Comments for This Week In Pakulak…

  1. average fan
    3:11 pm August 16, 2011 Permalink

    Was this written by Mrs Thomas Beisner? If not, this is definitely homo.

  2. Stroker Ace
    3:13 pm August 16, 2011 Permalink

    Had several classes with Pakulak at UK, he was definitely the friendliest athlete I encountered during my 6 1/2 years of college. Awesome guy and a great punter, hope he can finally latch on to a full-time gig in the NFL.

  3. BillDozer
    3:17 pm August 16, 2011 Permalink

    Vaguely knew him when he was in school…always seemed to be a nice guy.

  4. Cal Purnell here
    3:17 pm August 16, 2011 Permalink

    Interesting. I’ll be more of a fan if he does the John Wall dance in one of the episodes.

  5. kyeric
    3:20 pm August 16, 2011 Permalink

    Your weak attempt at giving a broner for this dude has failed! HA! HA! Haaaaaaa-uuuuh oh!

  6. bigcat76
    3:23 pm August 16, 2011 Permalink

    Guys I love this site, and I’m all for capitalism but in your attempt to turn a buck on web advertising, I was just offered IU season tickets by the ad marker located under the moderators names. SERIOUSLY, don’t sell out that hard.

  7. bigcat76
    3:24 pm August 16, 2011 Permalink

    Should have started with NO HOMO, but….

  8. UKGirl
    3:30 pm August 16, 2011 Permalink

    Finally the girls that come to this site get a little eye candy!

  9. Dr. Dick Fitzenbutts
    3:38 pm August 16, 2011 Permalink

    6- How does it feel?

  10. nickel
    3:38 pm August 16, 2011 Permalink

    I’m sure he’s probably cool, but looks way to gay in that photo. almost as gay as beisner’s post.

  11. bigbluedude
    3:41 pm August 16, 2011 Permalink

    he looks like he hopes someone shove a football shaped dong up his butt

  12. nohomo
    3:45 pm August 16, 2011 Permalink

    After watching the first episode Glen seems to be putting from the rough, and looks a bit cracky really with a weird disposition.

  13. Holden McGroin
    3:54 pm August 16, 2011 Permalink

    6. Google adsense. Don’t blame everything on KSR. Evidently, you have visited some site you may not want the rest of us to know about. Carry on.

  14. Will
    3:54 pm August 16, 2011 Permalink

    7- Agreed, that would have been the best way to preface this post…

  15. baldy
    4:00 pm August 16, 2011 Permalink

    Wow…that was really gay

  16. ajhank2
    4:44 pm August 16, 2011 Permalink

    He reminds me of bald Joey Lawrence.

  17. Hulk Hogan
    5:02 pm August 16, 2011 Permalink

    Guy’s a tool

  18. HilljakLinbeard
    5:40 pm August 16, 2011 Permalink

    Easy to see he was a Hal & GuyMo player. Old Man Brooks wouldn’t put up with that pansy stuff

  19. Anthony
    6:00 pm August 16, 2011 Permalink

    **Disclaimer, NO HOMO* But some of you are just jealous you aren’t him. Glad to see he is doing something with his life besides Football, even though he was a heck of a punter and helped up win many games in 02. The only downer is the women he’s trying to hit on aren’t really that hot. For a guy like him, he should have models crawling all over him.

  20. Holden McGroin
    6:36 pm August 16, 2011 Permalink


  21. UKat
    7:54 pm August 16, 2011 Permalink

    I agree with #1….I’m a man and I’m sure not going to talk about how pretty another dude is……..I’m 53 yrs. old and I guess I just don’t get all this man crush, pretty boy b.s.. Listen, I have no problem admitting if a cat is handsome..but I don’t go out of my way to say that and I certainly wouldn’t write about as Beisner has and many other so-called men do.

    If y’all had talked like this with all this man-crush crap when I was in high school and college, well…………let’s just say you would have a really bad day. We called folks like that a queer or worse. Not to mention I hate shows like this…I’m ready to shoot our t.v.’s when my wife watches the bachelor or whatever else fag programs there are.

  22. Tuesday Night at the Louisville Gardens
    8:11 pm August 16, 2011 Permalink


  23. Thomas Beisner
    10:36 pm August 16, 2011 Permalink

    21, Look up and you’ll see the joke flying right over your head.

  24. Glenn Pakulak
    11:03 pm August 16, 2011 Permalink

    Keep hating, I enjoy it.

  25. UKblue
    11:44 pm August 16, 2011 Permalink

    Ditto, #8 (UKgirl). Turnabout is fair play. More men should look this gay. 😉