Tuesday night wasn’t one of Randy Travis’ best performances.
The country music star was arrested for DWI after he drove his 1998 Pontiac Trans Am (exactly what you’d expect Randy Travis to drive) off the road and into several barricades in a construction zone. He luckily avoided severe injuries, but “A Man Ain’t Made of Stone.” The wreck caused a few cuts and bruises, as you can see in his mugshot.
But the trouble didn’t stop there.
Once he was secured in the back of the squad car, Travis threatened to shoot and kill the troopers on the scene. Yes, drunk Randy Travis threatened to murder a group of law enforcement officers. That’s never a good idea.
We’re not done.
Travis was completely naked and lying in the road when the original 911 call was made. Officers gave him a paper suit to cover his “Honky Tonk Moon” once they arrived on the scene.
Let this be a lesson, kids. Don’t grow up to be like Randy Travis.
Be more like Conway Twitty.