This Man Does Not Want to Be Embarrassed by you KSR Fools
As I get ready to tape tonight’s edition of KSTV (complete with the Drew ambush of the NCAA), I checked my Twitter account and saw the message below written by the man above. The spelling errors are his own:
The dudes at KSR are complete idiots and Matt Jones has no buisness being on tv (smart o not). If they get famous they’ll embarass us
Yes that is right folks…the man posing above does not want to be embarrassed. Thankfully, he is smart enough not to do anything, such as post an odd profile pic on Twitter, that would hurt his image in anyway. We here at KSR apologize in advance if we do anything to hurt this man’s image.
184 Comments for This Man Does Not Want to Be Embarrassed by you KSR Fools
what a fag, first
Are those jorts?
I was the inspiration for supertroopers. First.
I TOTALLY HAVE THE SAME SHOTGUN AS THAT GUY. Guess that makes us friends.
Excuse me sir, your balls are showing. Bumblebee tuna!
That guy was great in “Philadelphia”.
Probably not well thought out making fun of someone for grammar, but then mess up the title of the post…
Oh, I see he is a leftly like Terrence Jones….. well what a selfish (expletive)
Woody Harrelson?
Is that Woody Harrelson?
Are those micro-jorts?
2) Those are dress-jorts
If we get famous, we’ll embarrass ourselves. I’m not worried about Sammy Shotgun up there.
Woody!!!
ONIONS to the haters!
LOL, should be “dudes and dudette.” What a moron.
Sypher said he fires blanks
Looks like an activist for gay rights.
Who goes to a shooting range in a dress shirt and jorts? He is embarrassing all hunters. Douchebag!
Where’s the line-beard, holmes?
I’ve never understood why someone wears shorts with a long sleeve dress shirt that is tucked in. Must be his favorite shirt that wears to pick up the ladies at the shooting range.
Dude rocks the Wayfarers so much, he makes Joel Goodson jealous! Nice shorts too!
Its hard to tell of those are denim or “khaki” material shorts.
That’s hilarious……his post was a comment back to me after I posted something about Kige Ramsey being on Tosh.O. He is known as “The Sheriff” in Lexington.
dudes a “Butt-Snyper”
His head/body is at a really awkward angle, is he flexing or something. His right forearm is almost twice as big as his left, the shirt isn’t helping him pick up ladies.
Ha! you guys are killing me…. Go Cats!
what an idiot.
#5 lol
#6 lmfao I was about to post the exact ******* thing lol
“If they get famous they’ll embarass us”
He must have just heard about the site…
Hey buddy, you have no buisness being in a picture! With your metro looking *** standing in a gazebo….. Tryna stunt in shorts…
His odd head twists like this guy has indicate 1) loud noises are startling a dog, 2) a mean fart is being ripped or 3) he’s a bad azz and he knows it. I’m betting on #2…
LOL this guy thinks he’s a total badass in this picture, but the those big fat ear plugs say otherwise.
I bet he has on high top work boots with white socks just to accessorize his gay outfit. Sour
I hear he likes to swallow the SOUR!
He should’ve made it officially gay and popped his collar!!
Its these posts that truely define KSR
Thanks Matt for giving the commenters someone else to talk trash about besides me. I am grateful.
I pity the fools that make me look silly!
If thats’s not a gay redneck then I’m not sure there is such a thing.
#7 WHAT’S THE PROBLEM? HELP ME OUT.
35. That is exactly right! I am crying at these comments right now, this is awesome!
I guarantee he goes hunting at one of those farms where they set you up for a fee and you just wait with a mix drink for deer to walk buy. Douche for sure, keep it up KSR
Those are not jorts… just sayin… but the dude is a homo yes
They are not Jorts but they do come up way to high to be wearing them in 2011. He would fit right in back in the early 90’s. What a tool.
I bet he wears his sunglasses at night!
It actually just screams fratastic at UK. See dudes like that on campus all the time.
Hey I know that guy, it is Douche Wearinjortser!
He is from lickinsiedicken. The men in his village love his cute little midget arm.
I would argue you improved his image…he is holding a 1979 Belgium made Browning Light Twelve.
Rule #1. Don’t go stick your [email protected] in crazy.
Rule #2. Don’t go make fun of crazy with a shotgun.
Is there more to this than what is written. Outing this guy for an opinion that many others may have and expressed to KSR in the past. Is there something personal going on here? Or, did we merely feel threatened by an image of a gun? Not sure he was trying to bully you with that profile picture. He probably just has a hobby with guns like a lot of rural Kentuckians. And, yes he looks ridiculous in the pic, but that’s his prerogative. I for one, do enjoy the site. Just wanted to know what’s going on here. It seemed to have come out of no where. His opinion alone doesn’t seem to warrant notoriety. (I have no affiliation with Chet, here, from Weird Science.)
I think he is one of those anti-governmant militia types. He probably lives in a wilderness compound in (apologies to the states of) Idaho or Montana.
He’s sportin’ his dress outfit for his field trip to the Bass Pro Shop. Either that or he has a date. That would account for the fact that one of his arms is abnormally large.
Another gun-toting conservative hatemonger.
We really need to tone down our rhetoric in sports talk. This guy might as well have put KSR in crosshairs on his FB page.
You should open this up for a “caption this” contest… I’ll start –
“Get off the floor Vargas!”
Analogy of Chet from Weird Science was funny….do you realize it’s snowing in my room g-dammit
50 – this guy outed himself by posting on Twitter.
I said free Enes! Or else!!
His Dad was the guy KSR posted a pic of a while back of the UK fan that shot the gator down in Louisiana.
He goes by Tyler Ochs.
50) I believe he sent out a tweet his ass-less chaps couldn’t cash
Nice Shorts, Come in your size??
43, you are obviously a GDI
Who wears a buttondown dress shirt tucked into daisy dukes to shoot sporting clays?…. this douchebag!!
Relax guys. It’s an upperclass frat boy who has never shot a gun and went back home with a normal friend from college for a weekend to do “outdoors” things on the farm. Therefore, he just had to get a picture holding a gun to look cool, but he forgot to take out his ear plugs for his virgin ears, like a douche. Happens all the time.
50 BUZZ KILL. why does there alwways have to be at least one post like that on such a good post?
Hahaha!! This D-bag has already deleted his Twitter Account.
He voted for Obama.
Sour
66. no he did not?
Someone tell this p*&ssy to exhale…
That’s not the guy, it’s his sister…
He voted for McCain.
Matt’s hair has no business being on tv.
What a lame pair of jorts: http://acctrash.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/gator-jorts.jpg
He needs a pair of these.
45 also must be a GDI that cries himself to sleep as the house next to him is having a mixer with the AD Pi’s and Theta’s
#50 Read #35 then #40 Just for fun is all. If the guy takes this seriously then he shouldn’t be holding a gun cause he’s a bit too unstable.
“for the record I’m unstable, but come see if I be packin”
#59 The facebook ascape goat guy thanks you.
#60 #61 lol
He’s probably from Ohio!
Leave me alone. I have to get back to Vegas and hunt down Warrick’s killer.
Who are you?
nice Browning Sweet 16 shotgun in pic.
Hey bro, your sister called and wants her shorts and sweet braided belt back.
“…FROM MY COLD, DEAD JORTS!”
76 I’m fraternity alumni. I’m just speaking the truth of some guys who are in fraternities.
skeet, skeet, skeet
What a DORK, I think he’s been behind the mule shed too long!
He should go home and put on his dress and play house!
This is the best collection of comments I’ve ever seen on here! And seriously, that’s ‘Nick’ from CSI
76 read my 64th comment and say it ain’t so.
64 Anybody that doesn’t wear ear & eye protection at the range shooting 100 shells is a moron.
Please photoshop the gun out a put a dick in this dick’s hand.
He looks a little like Lance Armstrong.
He just put a set of crosshairs on a map Lexington.
70. Yes he did!! I searched recent tweets for KSR matt jones and it popped up. Then 2 minutes and a refresh later and USER DOES NOT EXIST. D-Bag 4 sure.
I used to like reading KSR for the awesome recruiting insight and the fact that they once gave out all news related to UK w/o the negative bias of some of the local media types.
At some point though the site decided to focus almost exclusively on tearing down anyone who dared to disagree with the views of any of the bloggers. That’s not what I come here to read. Give us recruiting news, insight into UKAA that the mainstream chooses to ignore or not report on, etc. Constantly whining about public people like Thamel, Forde, etc is one thing. But posting a picture of someone via twitter who doesn’t agree with the views of KSR and inviting other courageous individuals to anonymously bash him is something an 11 year old would do and is pretty pathetic.
Can the site please stop searching for the next “villian” for posters to hate on and instead focus once again on reporting actual NEWS about UK sports?
I love that station at BGSL…it simulates a varmint running across from your blindside. Great stuff.
I had a couple of classes with him at Sullivan…culinary arts!
Watch out. You’re going to shoot your eye out!!!
This guy used to go by “caballo blanco” in college. He stole a horse from the Red Mile & rode it to the SAE house, tied the horse up while he & the horse dropped deuce in their yard & then he rode out like the wind.
88 I wasn’t aware you knew he shot that many shells
98: Who goes to the shooting range to shoot any less? Moron.
This guy went to College of Charleston. His name is Tyler Ochs.
Looks like he belongs to the hair club for men.
If you were ever in a fraternity, you probably have a tiny wiener
#93 Total fail. This site has never changed..
If you know any news these guys haven’t posted already, then post it genius… I refuse to believe people can’t understand how this site works after coming here a few times.. If there isn’t any new news, what are they supposed to do? Sit with their thumbs up their ***es? They have BTI for that..
#101 Was that gun as heavy as you made it look?
93 SHUTUP, please. Occsional posts such as these are what make this site great.
105. – Thank you, BPsycho. There isn’t always breaking news every hour and that’s how often we try to post. If people keep complaining, we’ll go back to three posts a day and two of them will come from BTI.
103 if you weren’t in a fraternity you probably have no idea how big yours is because it didn’t get used from the ages of 18-22. Congrats on your theatre degree.
Hey (101) don’t bash matt unless you think your tough. Because you might be in for a good woopin!
I want Twinkies!
Come on Matt, you’re above this. Take the high road and look past these people.
#101, his site is the single most popular team blog in the nation. There must be a whole lot of “online geeks” and “30+ year old losers who still wear UK football jerseys” in the Bluegrass.
You’re probably right #104, I have a productive job and only come on here for a few min a day during my lunch break to read the latest news (like now), I don’t sit by the computer salivating and hitting “refresh” every 5 seconds in the hope that someone on KSR has given me a new person to anonymously bash and hate on (oh wow – maybe I can comment for the 371st time about Forde’s balding head or Pitino’s 15 seconds of fame for the 234th!!) So I’ll go ahead and concede that you – not me – are the resident expert on how KSR “works”. I’m crushed.
Drew Franklin, please chase this guy down with a camera and a bullhorn for dress jorts-gate. Cutler’s mustache may be of some use too. It will be headline news.
93- Dont read the posts you dont like
I agree with some of the above, these posts are frustrating. calling out a guy like this on a national website? why? this is wrong i think. he cant respond adequately, not that it would be good, but this is poor. why would jones care now? he got a great job, he did well, calling out little people, foolish or not, doesnt ingratiate us to you. sorry i just dont get it.
83) Farmhouse doesn’t count…
59 & 100
You are incorrect. I am Tyler Ochs and that is not me in the picture.
Thx.
I feel like this probably drives a lime green, late 80s, IROC Z that he thinks is cool…that or his mom’s old Volvo so he can drive his frat boyfriends, I mean brothers around, and they can talk about how Kings of Leon are the greatest band ever, or how they get all of the girls (which are being rammed like a cannon by people who didn’t pay for their friends) at the time.
This is a national website? I’ll be sure and temper my comments accordingly.
I think the heading of this site says something in the manner of “to report in the most rediculous manner possible”, if you think your to above it get your news from your local news or paper outlet, otherwise sit back and pull the corn cobb out of your assets and lighten . KSR proves, it is an army
108. I heard you’re gay. That sucks
Kegley, way to get them riled up!
The Sears photographer told him to tilt his head a little to the side.
Jones obviously has too much time on his hands
Magnum P.I. shorts???
97. If that story is true, then I applaud this guy. The pic may be a little suspect, but maybe he is just a true wild man and doesn’t give a sh!t. I would bid any guy who would steal a horse and go deuce in another fraternity’s front yard.
115) I’m pretty sure this website in “international”. I think the Germans can even type in “www.kentuckysportsradio.com” and get to read all the same stuff we get to read here in the United States. However, I’m not sure if the aliens on Mars are able to get a signal….
And if we havent been thoroughly embarrassed by Drew’s eyebrows and Matt’s hair, then I think we’ve made it.
that shotgun looks really heavy…..what kinda shot ya using….
and dude use spell check….damn….
Mr./Ms. Moderator,
Any particular reason we keep deleting my comments?
Did I not use enough curse words or did I actually structure my sentence correctly?
#112 I didn’t mean to crush you. And no need to throw around that you have a productive job… lol Good for you! You see, I have a few productive jobs. “I’m on here whenever I feel like because I can!” I had 3 vacations last year, and planning the next now “don’t hate the player hate the game” <— see how that was unnecessary?
They make these things called iphones, laptops, ipads, ipods all able to connect to KSR. I’ll be on here during vacations! I don’t bother with any other KY sites, so yeah I’m on here as much as possible. “when I’m not counting my $” <— soo unnecessary Anyways I’m just ****** with ya. I preach daily to anyone to not take life so seriously and just laugh… everyday laugh.. have fun, be yourself etc Life is too short to act like Jerry Tipton all the time.
At the end of the day this guy is still who he is no matter what you say about him..
117: So, you didn’t get a bid. Let it go.
Thinks it’s rediculous how the site has deleted any post that back talks KSR in any way. Rather than a rebuttal I will just take my ball and go home.
134. Thanks, I thought it was a good point until it was deleted. We can even agree to disagree here. My post wasn’t mean spirited or bashing anyone in anyway. Yet deleted.
93 – I have been coming here for several years and it is the same as it was. If you don’t like it, then you don’t have to read or come here. Dude(maybe you) posted that via twitter, and when you include a picture like that you better have some thick skin because it looks really super gay……not that there is anything wrong with that.
Why can’t any rebuttal be posted? Sounds like someone has to use this site for power. Douche’s from Transy
I lived with a bunch of GDI’s and they got way more girls than me. It seemed like every Thursday night they were plowing some sorority girl who really didn’t care anything about fraternity status and just wanted to get plowed by someone who could speak by the end of the night, dressed casual (not in a funny looking blazer or short pink/yellow/purple shorts), and knew how to talk to girls without having their bros around. My roommates couldnt understand why I wasted so much money on spending time with a bunch of guys and going on trips to bond together, dressing like homosexuals, and getting obnoxiously drunk with the bros out in public. I finally just had to admit to them I was gay.
I’m all for the ridiculousness of this site, but I don’t understand why this guy was targeted. I don’t care who this guy is or what he says and I really don’t find him all that humorous( intentionally or not). KSR can find worthier enemies. I know KSR has a huge list of targets. Why don’t they just dole them all out? I’m both fascinated and disturbed this is the most commented post of the day. I’m just getting old, I guess. We’re like a pride of hungry lions and KSR just tossed us nice juicy raw steak.
Here is my post again, before it eventually gets deleted.
I am kind of disappointed myself. You would think with some upward movement in the blog world Matt would rise above this kind of stuff, maybe displaying a little self confidence and control. If there would be some rebuttal I would hope to see something funny or with some snark, ala Doyel and the boys at Deadspin. But this is just lame all around. Not to mention, I think Matt is kind of proving the dude’s point a bit.
Is that Jay Bilas in the pic?
The question that I have is, who’s the friend that told him it would be a good idea to take a picture looking like that? If it was indeed the fellas idea, you have to be a good friend and tell him no. Friends don’t let friends take pictures like that!
Let’s not forget we are making fun of the douche in the picture not everyone else. Come on yall are better than this…
I know that guy. I don’t think his name is Tyler. If so he looks dead on a guy I went to high school with.
UK fan 2011 is this you in the pic, stfu and enjoy the site instead of complaining, thank you. go get your UK news from the Liberal Leader.
It is hard for me to understand why KSR puts this post up. The picture is silly, but the dude has no platform to respond. It seems like an abusive play by KSR. Overall, a weak cheap shot
Lee Harvey Oswald lives!!!!
Nice Browning magnum. Looks like a tool, but I’ll take his gun any day.
to clarify post 139 a bit more. I would understand targeting the guy if he was making bodily threats. I would partake in the feeding frenzy. But, he was just stating that he was not fan.
Insufficient daddying as Bomani would say. Notice the phallic angle/position of the shotgun. Compensate much? If the guy had a grin in the picture he might be able to argue that it was done in jest…however he is flexing and has his chest puffed out and a mean look on his face.
Really quite pathetic as profile pics go.
lol. Matt Jones tries to turn KSR into 4chan…
Welcome to becoming a piece in the Internet Hate Machine.
Dude’s name is Kegley not Tyler… that Tyler dude is cool as a fan
This is almost as funny as the woman who fell in the fountain at the mall while texting on her phone!! LMAO
On a side note… can we find a UofL fan to bash next time… I know of some that need blasting
Jones better be looking over his shoulder for this guy…
i think this guy looks like the average UK student. this is how a lot of them dress. I guess most UK fans never attended UK or else they be accustomed to people dressed like this.
#93 is speaking the truth right there. I feel the same way.
160) quit running your mouth you turd.. your boyfriend got punked so take it like the clown that you are
the guy doesnt have a platform?? who cares, you talk shit to someone via twitter/facebook, then you should have the BALLS to be able to take your medicine.
Haha. $10 says this guy made multiple “I’ll be back” or “Hasta la vista, baby” jokes the day this picture was taken.
163- the QB, or the KSR poster?
Known many people that say jones is a dbag in “real life.” Good for him for making something out of nothing with all of his recent success, but moves like this could land him back in the mountains drinking mtn dew with all his kin. Not representative of what a CBS blogger should be doing.
I think that is the white guy from the original CSI.
Come on Matt..rise above the petty stuff, as calipari says when you wrestle with a pig everyone gets muddy, and that’s what ur doing to ur reputation
164, Clearly if this guy had balls they would be hanging out the bottom of those tiny shorts.
Still don’t understand how its ok to talk junk about people running this site and they aren’t supposed to fire back. I’m surprised it doesn’t happen more.
This guys is a complete Asshole, he sits in section 210 in Commonweath Stadium around row 9 or 10.
Loud, drunk, cusses around kids, cusses during the national anthem, did I say he was a drunk.
speedbagscissorhands is the man! This guy obviously would dominate anyone in this comments section.
Jones, you have to find a girlfriend or something…..Tip-don’t be creepy when you are around women. Its bad when I am on this site and girls at work tell me how much you creep at bars.
Man…..
That’s all I’m saying…. Hurts my feelings to know how much I log onto ksr and love reading the UK articles.. But this stuff is crap. What goes around comes around … And in this case I’d delete this post and issue an apology.. Maybe head off the coming around part.. Or maybe the guy doesn’t care and nothing will ever come of it? Either way I don’t like these type posts
Rich Eisen????
The guy in the picture is related to the Ted “the golden voice” williams. Rack ball. Rack ball.
P.S. You can run & tell that, run and tell that.
That guy in the picture looks like Tyler Ochs.
The truth is you will all get to know this guy. You see, he is your dad. Your mom just hasn’t told you yet.
The guy looks ok to me, Matt. But if he calls you “Skeet” and then screams “PULL!”, then I’d run for cover!!
Wow, this is just insane. Cmon Matt Jones, I love reading about UK sports news. But this is just bullshit.
This site keeps me updated on everything UK related sport activities while I am away from the US at the moment. But this is kinda out of the line.
Is that a browning sweet 16? What a turkey
A confident journalist with integrity wouldn’t have put this post up. A conceited insecure blogger would.
First off, I love KSR. Secondly, I don’t have a problem with the post. The guy in the picture is obviously a city-slicker who isn’t familiar with firearms.
Third, WHY DO YOU KEEP MAKING THE MISTAKE OF THINKING JONES IS A SERIOUS JOURNALIST??? He’s an ambulance chaser from eastern Kentucky who started a blog and then got lucky enough to catch a blog job at CBS Sports. Not a color commentator or play by play. Just a move (I’d say lateral, not upward) from a blog he started to a blog CBS started. Enough of the faux outrage at Matt’s actions. Enough with the BS about him being a real journalist. It’s one douche making fun of another douche, except that the douche who started KSR has a bigger audience than the douche who doesn’t know much about guns.
Don’t get your panties in a wad over a post like this on KSR. Just chill out and enjoy the site for what it is. We’re not reading Sports Illustrated here, so you skinflutes that are sitting on your high horse professing outrage need to get a life.
178 calls jones out and hasnt been deleted yet?
He looks like one of the dudes from CSI. What an idiot! This site is great! I read it for much more than UK sports.
Is that a gun-toting Senate man who has no Kakhai shorts?…this guy just needs to join the KSR Commune
and come away from the dark side
This picture makes me happy.
It could be an Onion article.
“Local man updates match.com profile with bitchin’ pic”
I can’t lie dude is a dick and probably deserves to be humiliated a little…. btw his name is not Tyler Ochs nor does he resemble him at all. Tyler is a gangster btw and he packs 9s… Rondo, not shotguns
this picture is FaF. And Matt Jones is a geed. TFM