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This ain’t ‘Lance Goulbourne Day’, bitch.

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#JortsDay

Article written by Thomas Beisner

81 Comments for This ain’t ‘Lance Goulbourne Day’, bitch.



  1. swammy
    11:41 pm March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Jorts came up big after a tough game down low



  2. One Word
    11:41 pm March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Awesome.



  3. rondodo
    11:41 pm March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Apparently not.



  4. HillbillyInBC
    11:41 pm March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Chock full of win, Beez.



  5. DocLee
    11:41 pm March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Funny!



  6. Bg Cat
    11:42 pm March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Way 2 Go Jorts !



  7. Intheface
    11:43 pm March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Now that’s a Jorts picture



  8. Lazlo
    11:44 pm March 1, 2011 Permalink

    He got Grillburned, kinda like gettin Magloired.



  9. Paint Lick Local
    11:44 pm March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Keep it going Josh!



  10. 501 Jorts
    11:44 pm March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Eye Candy for #5



  11. Alan Cutler's Fart
    11:46 pm March 1, 2011 Permalink

    This should forever replace the free throw shot as Jort’s standard picture.



  12. jorts#1
    11:46 pm March 1, 2011 Permalink

    nice!!!!



  13. Ciggy
    11:46 pm March 1, 2011 Permalink

    God, that is an amazing picture, and an even better quote.



  14. cabethy
    11:47 pm March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Only 14 more minutes of Jorts Day!!!!!! 🙁



  15. I heart Jorts
    11:47 pm March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Greatest post and pic ever!



  16. Sterling Archer
    11:47 pm March 1, 2011 Permalink

    this is what happens when you try and talk about khaki shorts to Jorts. Khaki shorts? grow up Peter Pan…. real men wear Jean Shorts.



  17. LansingCat
    11:47 pm March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Love it! Where’s my postgame online radio listening masturbation pleasure? Is it coming (see what I punned there?)



  18. David
    11:48 pm March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Snap!



  19. twnky
    11:48 pm March 1, 2011 Permalink

    I think Jorts has a new facebook profile pic!



  20. Jorts Jorts Jorts
    11:48 pm March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Balls to the Face!!!! that a boy Josh!!!



  21. BankShot
    11:49 pm March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Best shot of the game, right there!



  22. CatFanInKC
    11:50 pm March 1, 2011 Permalink

    There’s so much win in the picture alone, the quote is just icing on the cake. Happy Jorts Day!!



  23. Dylan
    11:50 pm March 1, 2011 Permalink

    I wish I could properly explain how un-vandy his bottom lip is…yes I know this will probably be deleted



  24. aborted pitinos
    11:50 pm March 1, 2011 Permalink

    I love the guy to death, but if he doesnt look like a meth addict, then o one does…



  25. Brandon
    11:51 pm March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Way to go Jorts… Ha, what a great picture!!



  26. Champ
    11:54 pm March 1, 2011 Permalink

    “IN THE FAAACE!!! IN.THE.FAAACE”



  27. Nassau65
    11:58 pm March 1, 2011 Permalink

    damn that’s funny, Beisner.



  28. TexasCatFan54
    12:00 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Facial LaFleur, total facial!



  29. elstie01
    12:00 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    I came to see how long before the first complaint! Over 30 posts and none yet. WOW…shocking! 3 2 1…and the racist rants begin! GO CATS and GO JORTS!



  30. bubba
    12:03 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Well there you go…….now time to go take care of the Vols. Go Cats!



  31. tdogg4033011
    12:05 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    is Jones on post game radio right now??



  32. The Rock
    12:05 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    29- This one’s just for you 😉

    OH EM EFF GEE! Seriously, I mean, kids read this website. I thought KSR was better than this. This is the major reason I only read Tipton and the Herald Leader. They don’t need these Matt Jones hijinx to be successful.



  33. Scooter
    12:06 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    PERFECT. This is a real Jorts pic.



  34. The Rock
    12:06 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    (32^) Sarcasm, by the way…



  35. My Input
    12:07 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Just two words: JORTS!!!!!



  36. mattyice57
    12:08 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    great game by Jorts tonight…he kept his emotions in check throughout and provided just enough production in the low post to allow the cats to secure a victory…oh, and i will always remember March 1st as JortsDay!!! it was the best day ever



  37. My Input
    12:08 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Two more words: JORTS!!!!! JORTS!!!!! JORTS!!!!!



  38. blueblooded
    12:08 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    And BOOM goes the dynamite!



  39. Marvin b
    12:09 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Manly



  40. NSFW
    12:09 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    A Jorts facial shouldn’t be posted publicly like this!



  41. Rick
    12:10 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    So does that mean Jorts can start beating everyone up. He just needs to beat them with the basketball?



  42. lexslamman
    12:11 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Glad to get a win on senior night and keep the streak alive. Going to miss Harrellson, he really can’t be replaced. Go Jorts!



  43. mocha
    12:12 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Best. Photo. Ever.



  44. Bleedblue
    12:14 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Awesome pic and title. That is all.



  45. ummm
    12:14 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Eat My Jorts!



  46. holdmeclosertinydanson
    12:17 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    The Goulbourne Identity is a great movie.



  47. el hombre juan
    12:17 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    way to go espn….go cats, bti sucks, jorts, etc, etc.



  48. CatFaninTN
    12:18 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    If you could make a poster for College games this would be top 10. THANK YOU JOSH for stepping up and being the man this year. Without you, we very well might be a NIT team.

    CFT



  49. Nasty
    12:18 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Le posterization definsive de jorts



  50. old_school
    12:22 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    great shot! Perfect way to remember Josh!

    So glad Cats got the win on this night. Helped them with seeding, kept the home winning streak alive, and sent Harrelson out a winner.

    Next year’s night with Miller/Liggins will be good too – but then after that I’m not so sure senior night around here won’t be a rarity and that’s sad.

    We all like Josh, and recognize this team would probably be 4-5 games worse in the loss column at least without his presence this year. But ask yourself this:

    Would Cal have recruited Josh Harrelson?
    For that matter, would Cal have recruited Darius Miller?

    Both these kids are very solid players. Darius has the ability to be a VERY good player – but would Cal have recruited them?

    I still fear for where this program is headed – but I won’t rant.

    Instead – Congrats to Josh. Thanks for all you’ve done for this program and I hope you have about ten or 11 more solid games in you as a Cat!



  51. Jorts
    12:23 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    This is my day Bitches!!!!



  52. Random Guy
    12:32 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    #welldone #jortsday #vandyissomebitches



  53. soggyUKgrad
    12:59 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Best. Headline. EVER.



  54. tim
    1:09 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Best Jorts pic EVER!!!



  55. UKWildcats86
    1:15 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    JOOORTS TRAAAIIIINN!!!!!!!



  56. UKWildcats86
    1:17 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    JOOORTSSS TRAAAIIIN!!!!!



  57. Sheeeeiiiit!
    1:21 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    I just wish we could get a picture of Jorts doing this to Old School.



  58. happy_man
    2:31 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    this is hands down my favorite post on KSR…ever. i’m deleting this site from my bookmarks, for no post will ever top this one.



  59. scott
    3:36 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    @50. giving a compliment only to say an implicit negative message is like saying a woman doesn’t look fat but she should work out! Who gives a **** if Cal would have recruited either darius or josh!

    The question is whether any other coach in NCAA college basketball would have gotten all that UK basketball has gotten out of liggins, miller and harrellson.

    Good win cats! and apparently this knuckle head thinks that every year we will only have freshmen and never a senior day!

    Let’s win in KNOXVILLE on sunday and head into the tourny a 2 Seed and win out into the Ncaa tourny!



  60. catcrawler
    6:04 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    LOL . EAT BALL LANCE !



  61. yeahus
    6:58 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    this is the kind of photo that should end up poster size and displayed proudly in his home



  62. markp
    8:14 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    50 I agree we need to recruit a few develop guys and a few one and doners. That way you have stability. Just think how good this team would have been if Patterson would have been here this year. I feel he stabilized the young guys last year. Oh well I guess we will all see what happens in a couple of years. I do not think any of the freshmen this year are ready for the NBA at all.



  63. keepinitreal
    8:19 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    That’s AWESOME!!!!!!



  64. catfaninoboro
    8:53 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    I agree with #15, this is a masterpiece of simplicity but brilliant nonetheless!



  65. jabailey
    8:57 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    I have heard of getting posterized by a dunk, but never by a block.



  66. Timp
    9:03 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Seriously, greatest thing to ever be posted on this site



  67. Stephanie
    9:26 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    BEST PICTURE EVER!!!!!!!



  68. eRUPPtion Zone
    9:28 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    A guy named lance who goes to Vandy…he is ever so used to the balls to the face treatment…this is just part of his Tuesday night routine…



  69. All Leftists are Enemies of the U.S.
    9:32 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Epic win, that pic and caption



  70. Biglaw Dawgin
    9:38 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Hilarious!



  71. Jeff C
    9:42 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    The Cats definition of Tea Baggin’. Classic Pic.



  72. CatsfaninFL
    9:48 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    I think old_school is the poor man’s comment section version of Not Jerry Tipton… difference meing NJT is actually funny and amusing. Go away old_school.



  73. Sylvar
    9:51 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Best. Picture. Ever.



  74. fiddlestix
    10:07 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    That has to be one of the best pix ever.



  75. UKFAN
    10:51 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Now that dude knows what sweaty leather tastes like.



  76. bung
    11:51 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Shoot This!



  77. BlueFins
    12:12 pm March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Goulbourne should have that growth looked at by a professional.



  78. Jorts Forever
    12:42 pm March 2, 2011 Permalink

    He just dealt with the Jorts, bitch!



  79. hoss cat
    1:01 pm March 2, 2011 Permalink

    HILARIOUS BEISNER, HILARIOUS!



  80. Catmandoo
    2:29 pm March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Now that should be in a calender for sure at least a poster.



  81. blueridge
    3:02 pm March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Jorts channeling his inner Charlie Sheen…”Goulbourne may be nails, but I’m battle-tested Bayonets bro!