Behold. Sexual deviants.
Since when is a little hazing and sexual misconduct not acceptable at college? Well, at Wisconsin – a school with a mighty large party reputation – these sorts of things are apparently frowned on a bit and the entire band is feeling the pain. The Badgers marching band has been suspended for today’s Ohio State game because of sexual misconduct, which wasn’t really specific enough for this wandering mind. I’m assuming this involves some sort of cheese and maybe even a Brett Favre jersey and the film is set to polka music, but I’m not sure. So, while I sit around all day and speculate on the awesomeness of your deeds, Wisconsin band, know that you’ve likely seen the last of your band director after he’s likely blamed for the latest in a Pacman Jones-like rap sheet for the Badger band.
Hey, isn’t there a school with an opening for a band director?